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Old 10-18-2007, 12:59 PM   #1
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:tongue Top 9 Yoda Pick-Up Lines

1. Size matters not.
2. I sense much fear in you. But relax, only West End it is.
3. Nice, your shoes. Screw, let us.
4. Want pizza and sex, you do?
5. What, pizza, you like not?
6. Have you some Jedi in you? Like some in you, would you?
7. When 900 years old you reach, look as good you will not.
8. Make you horny, my ears do.
9. There is no try, there is only do me.
10. Your father a farmer, hmmm? Nice melons, you have.
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Old 10-18-2007, 01:03 PM   #2
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This is not the thread I am looking for.
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Old 10-18-2007, 01:08 PM   #3
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Top 5 Things that Got Yoda Slapped:

1)Fishy, I smell... douching you should!
2)If a beautiful body I said, holding it against me would you, hmmm?
3)A nice dress, yes, on my floor better it would look!
4)Not going to suck itself, my dick is...
5)Do not underestimate the power of the dark side, once black they go, never coming back are they.
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Old 10-18-2007, 02:27 PM   #4
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Old 10-18-2007, 02:28 PM   #5
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Funny, this thread is not.
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Old 10-18-2007, 03:01 PM   #6
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Do well, you will when using these lines, young Jedi!
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Old 10-18-2007, 03:05 PM   #7
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This is funny.
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Old 10-18-2007, 03:24 PM   #8
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I'd hit it, 2x's!
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Old 10-18-2007, 03:32 PM   #9
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Old 10-18-2007, 04:58 PM   #10
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4. Want pizza and sex, you do?
This one would totally work on me.
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Old 10-18-2007, 05:58 PM   #11
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6 and 9 are golden. somebody make a t'shirt!
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Old 10-18-2007, 06:32 PM   #12
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Old 10-18-2007, 09:25 PM   #13
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haha those are great
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Old 10-19-2007, 02:41 AM   #14
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Old 10-19-2007, 04:00 AM   #15
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Yoda was a homo
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Old 10-19-2007, 04:10 AM   #16
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Also your regular webmaster Yoda is.

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Old 10-19-2007, 05:40 AM   #17
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Also your regular webmaster Yoda is.

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Old 10-19-2007, 12:05 PM   #18
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Old 10-19-2007, 12:09 PM   #19
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