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CDSmith 09-17-2002 10:49 PM

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Originally posted by Desirae
honestly sly, i dont get hardly any traffic from search engines. i would love some help with that. i have no clue where to start. can you believe im even making money?

Desirae Spencer =)~~~~~~

Really? I just looked at your source code (your little "no right-clicky" script is child's play) and I see you've got enough meta tags to choke a whale.

Did someone tell you that placing hidden text in your < head > < /head > tags would be good for the SE's? I've never tried it so I'm curious.

I get around 2-3k per week of SE hits to a handful of index pages, and my rankings are good..... but there are guys here that are doing much better than that I know. Hire someone to optimize for you.

hint hint

Exxxotica 09-17-2002 10:49 PM

Fuck... looks like I missed a fight.

TeraBabes 09-17-2002 10:49 PM

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Originally posted by EscortBiz
Im about to reveal a big secret about someone in this thread that will make someone pissss their pants are you ready?
*twiddling thumbs impatiently*

Mr.Fiction 09-17-2002 10:50 PM

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Originally posted by EscortBiz
Im about to reveal a big secret about someone in this thread that will make someone pissss their pants are you ready?
As long as it isn't about me, let's hear it.

Brown Bear 09-17-2002 10:51 PM

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Originally posted by Exxxotica
Fuck... looks like I missed a fight.
Wait a few hours, there will be more.

GFED 09-17-2002 10:51 PM

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Originally posted by Mr.Fiction


You won't gain respect by doing the phone call.

Just chill out, let us know when you get thrown in jail in Mexico, post dumb polls that have been posted 100 times before, link to stupid Flash games we've all seen before, paste GFY member's faces on silly pictures, and post a conspiracy theory now and then. You'll fit right in.

Right on brotha! :thumbsup

CDSmith 09-17-2002 10:52 PM

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Originally posted by Brown Bear
Wait a few hours, there will be more.
Or a few minutes.

SleazyDream 09-17-2002 10:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Desirae
fuck, this is dumb. but i will print my screen

Desirae Spencer =)~~~~~~~~

and post it to GFY?

Techie Media 09-17-2002 10:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by EscortBiz
Im about to reveal a big secret about someone in this thread that will make someone pissss their pants are you ready?
Now this is gonna be good:winkwink:

jimmy3way 09-17-2002 10:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CDSmith
I get around 2-3k per week of SE hits to a handful of index pages, and my rankings are good..... but there are guys here that are doing much better than that I know. Hire someone to optimize for you.

Search engine 'optimization' is a joke...it's all about link popularity these days. You can optimize until your ass cheeks are welded to your chair and the shittiest page out there with link popularity will trounce you.

Brown Bear 09-17-2002 10:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by EscortBiz
Im about to reveal a big secret about someone in this thread that will make someone pissss their pants are you ready?
so reveal it already

CDSmith 09-17-2002 10:55 PM

tap tap tap tap

EscortBiz 09-17-2002 10:56 PM

Are you guys ready?

The person knows who I am talking about, get a cup and hold it under your tiny pickle


Are you guys really ready?

Techie Media 09-17-2002 10:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jimmy3way


Search engine 'optimization' is a joke...it's all about link popularity these days. You can optimize until your ass cheeks are welded to your chair and the shittiest page out there with link popularity will trounce you.

You said it bro:Graucho

TeraBabes 09-17-2002 10:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by EscortBiz
Are you guys ready?

The person knows who I am talking about, get a cup and hold it under your tiny pickle


Are you guys really ready?

There is a fine line between suspense and annoyance.

Brown Bear 09-17-2002 10:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by EscortBiz
Are you guys ready?

The person knows who I am talking about, get a cup and hold it under your tiny pickle


Are you guys really ready?

Fuckin just post it

jimmy3way 09-17-2002 10:57 PM

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Originally posted by Lightning


You said it bro:Graucho

See......I know stuff.

Techie Media 09-17-2002 10:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by EscortBiz
Are you guys ready?

The person knows who I am talking about, get a cup and hold it under your tiny pickle


Are you guys really ready?

LOL your just teasing us...LOLOL, come on bro let the cat out:winkwink:

Mr.Fiction 09-17-2002 10:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by EscortBiz
Are you guys ready?

The person knows who I am talking about, get a cup and hold it under your tiny pickle


Are you guys really ready?

This better be good for all this buildup.

CDSmith 09-17-2002 10:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jimmy3way
Search engine 'optimization' is a joke...it's all about link popularity these days. You can optimize until your ass cheeks are welded to your chair and the shittiest page out there with link popularity will trounce you.
Doesn't hurt to match your meta keywords to your body text though. Some of the bigger SE's love it.

Some love the link popularity.

Some love the continuous re-spidering.

Some just love the cock. It's all fucking voodoo.


But having your pages properly balanced for keyword searches definitely helps. At least from my experience, of which I have some. I'm sure others have more.

EscortBiz 09-17-2002 10:59 PM

hint its a guy

Desirae 09-17-2002 11:00 PM

fuck, wait a sec. remember im new here. and the search engine stuff, your totally right. i need help with that. i dont have a clue how to do it. again, im surprised im making the money i am.

Desirae Spencer =)~~~~~~~

jimmy3way 09-17-2002 11:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by EscortBiz
hint its a guy
It's not me, I have a rather normal sized pickle.

Techie Media 09-17-2002 11:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by EscortBiz
hint its a guy
It's Desirae, shes really a he just spamming some cheap ass cam site???

Fletch XXX 09-17-2002 11:01 PM

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Originally posted by Desirae
fuck, wait a sec. remember im new here.
Youve been treated better than most newbies. Newbies, rarely get answers or advice, or help.

:winkwink:

jimmy3way 09-17-2002 11:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lightning


It's Desirae, shes really a he just spamming some cheap ass cam site???

Like that guy from Texas who cammed his girlfriend and pretended to be her?

TeraBabes 09-17-2002 11:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lightning


It's Desirae, shes really a he just spamming some cheap ass cam site???

If Desirae is really Lawrence Connor, so help me...

Desirae 09-17-2002 11:03 PM

i started my trial about 3 days ago. here are the stats for the past 3 days. but this will give you an idea. if you want to know more. then again, i would be glad to get on the phone with someone that has total respect on here and call ccbill. i wish i was a guy right now to be honest. maybe then, i would get a little more respect.

Desirae Spencer =)~~~~~~~~~

CDSmith 09-17-2002 11:03 PM

I woke up laughing the other night. I'll be damned if I remember what <i>THAT</i> was all about.

CC 09-17-2002 11:04 PM

I just want to thank you all for an evening of scintillating entertainment, hehehe :) Not that it matters, but Desirae's latest stats are pretty believable....when my personal amateur site was open we were getting about 50 joins/day (no trials) with 1:200-ish join ratio.

Cassie

Techie Media 09-17-2002 11:05 PM

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Originally posted by TeraBabes


If Desirae is really Lawrence Connor, so help me...

LOLOL...well all I do know is this thread is on it's way to being the longest, fastest growing thread in GFY history...LOL...
Now come on EscortBiz, the suspense is killing us:Graucho

CDSmith 09-17-2002 11:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Desirae
i wish i was a guy right now to be honest. maybe then, i would get a little more respect.
Trust me, if you were a guy right now you'd be quitting by now and getting ready to hang yourself from the chandelier.

Desirae 09-17-2002 11:05 PM

<img src="http://www.naughtyathome.com/promo/pics/stats.jpg" border="0" >

EscortBiz 09-17-2002 11:05 PM

You guys here are way smarter then I thought, im impressed

jimmy3way 09-17-2002 11:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Desirae
i wish i was a guy right now to be honest. maybe then, i would get a little more respect.

Why do you need respect? You have a successful site and a nice ass.

No matter how rich anybody on here is you are one of the few who can out of a speeding ticket by touching your forearms together...

TDF 09-17-2002 11:07 PM

like YoYo?

Desirae 09-17-2002 11:08 PM

im new, i have no clue how to do search engine stuff. but i work my ass off. and i have big dreams.

Desirae Spencer =)~~~~~~~

CDSmith 09-17-2002 11:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jimmy3way
No matter how rich anybody on here is you are one of the few who can out of a speeding ticket by touching your forearms together...
Tried that once. Fucker wrote me 4 tickets.


I need to learn how to bat my eyelashes at the same time.

Brown Bear 09-17-2002 11:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by EscortBiz
You guys here are way smarter then I thought, im impressed
Is that what you're revealing? Whats that supposed to mean?

Mr.Fiction 09-17-2002 11:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by EscortBiz
You guys here are way smarter then I thought, im impressed
And?

jimmy3way 09-17-2002 11:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CDSmith
Tried that once. Fucker wrote me 4 tickets.


I need to learn how to bat my eyelashes at the same time.

My girlfriend has a seriously nice rack and she actually once got out of a ticket by patiently explaining to the cop that she was trying to beat the pizza guy to her house...

angelsofporn 09-17-2002 11:10 PM

desirae..I really thought that with all that bragging you were really pushing some serious numbers. Shit i do better than that...not much.. but you dont hear me talking about it every 10 mins either

GFED 09-17-2002 11:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by EscortBiz
You guys here are way smarter then I thought, im impressed
Are you saying she's Lawrence Connor???

Supercharged 09-17-2002 11:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Desirae
again, im surprised im making the money i am.

Desirae Spencer =)~~~~~~~ [/B]
Desirae almost every single post of yours has something like this in it... I am not sure why, but it irritates the hell out of me.... and clearly it does others as well... take a hint, stop talking about your success and money... we don't care

Desirae 09-17-2002 11:10 PM

nothing, you told me to post it and i did. i just have big hopes that i do as well as you guys some day.

Desirae Spencer =)~~~~~~~

jimmy3way 09-17-2002 11:11 PM

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Originally posted by Supercharged


Desirae almost every single post of yours has something like this in it... I am not sure why, but it irritates the hell out of me.... and clearly it does others as well... take a hint, stop talking about your success and money... we don't care

*cough* CHATBOT....just a sexy girl *cough, cough* CHATBOT.

Desirae 09-17-2002 11:11 PM

come fucking on! all 6 pages of you dont care? lol

Desirae Spencer =)~~~~~~

CDSmith 09-17-2002 11:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by EscortBiz
You guys here are way smarter then I thought, im impressed
Is this where we hear about the whole "behind every successful woman there's a horny male webmaster" thing?

Techie Media 09-17-2002 11:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jimmy3way


My girlfriend has a seriously nice rack and she actually once got out of a ticket by patiently explaining to the cop that she was trying to beat the pizza guy to her house...

But the real question is.......when she got home did she beat the Pizza dude, or had he come and gone already..:winkwink:

EscortBiz 09-17-2002 11:14 PM

I have to go to sleep I have to get up early, good night


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