What's right with you people?!

As the opposite end to will's diatribe about how so many people here are scum, and he wouldn't piss on them if they were "on fire," I figured I'd provide an alternate version.

I donate time to various internet projects, from keeping the origins of electronica and techno music available upon the internet (long since difficult, if nearly impossible to hear from their origins) - to creating and providing free software to teach "sign language" to deaf children on newer computers that are incapable of running it directly. I've also fucked everyone's mother who just needs a good hard shag.

Your turn. What do you do which aids or assists society?