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Old 10-14-2007, 01:50 PM   #1
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Sunday's Joke

Three guys die and end up at the gates of heaven, talking to St. Peter.
"So," Peter asks the first guy, "how many times did you cheat on your wife?"

"None. I had a perfect marriage."

"Great," says Peter. "You get to cruise around heaven in a Mercedes. And you, how many times did you cheat on your wife?"

"Only twice, I think," says the second guy.

"Okay. You get to cruise around heaven in a Cadillac. And you, how many times did you cheat on your wife?"

"12 times. Maybe 13," says the third guy.

"Okay," says Peter. "You get a rusty Ford."

Later that day, the guy in the Cadillac sees the guy in the Mercedes crying.

"What's wrong?"

"I just saw my wife."

"So?"

"She was riding a skateboard."
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Old 10-14-2007, 02:01 PM   #2
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Hey yooooooooo lol
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Old 10-14-2007, 02:09 PM   #3
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Old 10-14-2007, 02:10 PM   #4
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Old 10-14-2007, 02:13 PM   #5
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LOL okay, that was funny
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Old 10-14-2007, 02:17 PM   #6
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Old 10-14-2007, 04:21 PM   #7
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ahahahahaha.... nice one
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Old 10-14-2007, 04:22 PM   #8
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it's funny becasue it's true!
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Old 10-14-2007, 04:38 PM   #9
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That gave me a chuckle
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Old 10-14-2007, 05:25 PM   #10
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Old 10-14-2007, 05:33 PM   #11
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I got a better one:

Greenbay won again.
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Old 10-14-2007, 05:42 PM   #12
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Old 10-14-2007, 05:43 PM   #13
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cute joke.
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Old 10-14-2007, 05:51 PM   #14
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Old 10-14-2007, 06:03 PM   #15
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hah that was cute
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Old 10-14-2007, 06:38 PM   #16
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Heh heh that was funny
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Old 10-14-2007, 11:09 PM   #17
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Old 10-14-2007, 11:19 PM   #18
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Old 10-15-2007, 12:30 AM   #19
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Lol that was pretty good one.
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Old 10-15-2007, 12:31 AM   #20
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rofl......gr8 one.........
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Old 10-15-2007, 01:47 AM   #21
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Old 10-15-2007, 03:15 AM   #22
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Old 10-15-2007, 06:22 AM   #23
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Funny.Old but funny
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Old 10-15-2007, 11:00 AM   #24
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Bahahahaha, hilarity.
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Old 10-15-2007, 11:04 AM   #25
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Old 10-15-2007, 01:31 PM   #26
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lol! so her wife was wiser than him!!
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Old 10-15-2007, 01:44 PM   #27
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Old 10-15-2007, 02:37 PM   #28
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