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Juicy D. Links · 10-13-2007, 06:18 PM

Who is coming to ny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tip#1

The cabs with the lights on the roof are available , the one with lights off have passengers

Thurbs · 10-13-2007, 06:21 PM

grade A tips LOL

Juicy D. Links · 10-13-2007, 06:23 PM

Tip#2

If you see a guy pissing on the sidewalk just walk by ..its normal

Juicy D. Links · 10-13-2007, 06:24 PM

Tip#3

There are 2 Scores in NY.... one on the west side and one on the east side

Juicy D. Links · 10-13-2007, 06:26 PM

Tip#4

Upon hailing a cab... extend your right arm out and whistle and almost jump in front of cab. Habibi will stop for you.

Juicy D. Links · 10-13-2007, 06:27 PM

Tip#5

Dont tell Habibi you are from out of town ...he will take you the LONG way to your destination thus more fare charge

Juicy D. Links · 10-13-2007, 06:28 PM

Tip #6

Use the words "fuck" "yoo" "motherfucker" in your sentences so you look like you arent a out of towner

corvette · 10-13-2007, 06:29 PM

haha, keep them coming

Juicy D. Links · 10-13-2007, 06:31 PM

Tip#7

Remember what hotel you are at so you can make it back home. Dont say "the hilton" there are 45 hiltons here.

Juicy D. Links · 10-13-2007, 06:32 PM

Tip #8

Scores doesnt take Amex

Go to ATM if you need to b4 going to Scores. They only put out "Scores Cash" which is only usefull in the club

Juicy D. Links · 10-13-2007, 06:34 PM

Tip #9

if you see 2 guys tongueing each other its normal in some parts of city. Dont act shocked.

clickhappy · 10-13-2007, 06:36 PM

$1395 for a ticket??

Juicy D. Links · 10-13-2007, 06:37 PM

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Originally Posted by clickhappy

$1395 for a ticket??

Tip #10

Expect stuff to be expensive

you can get just a exhibit pass for free btw

clickhappy · 10-13-2007, 06:37 PM

Where is the best pizza in nyc?

clickhappy · 10-13-2007, 06:41 PM

Is it ok to eat hot dogs from a hot dog street vender? Like are they clean, or are they fucking nasty? Like hot dogs fall down and they pick them up and put them back in the pan?
I always wanted to know this. If the locals eat there, or just the tourists

Juicy D. Links · 10-13-2007, 06:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clickhappy

Is it ok to eat hot dogs from a hot dog street vender? Like are they clean, or are they fucking nasty? Like hot dogs fall down and they pick them up and put them back in the pan?
I always wanted to know this. If the locals eat there, or just the tourists

Grays papaya and papaya king have good dogs. Street vendors go with your gut feeling but in general they are safe

baddog · 10-13-2007, 07:24 PM

This is my first time to the Big Apple . . . can I get a personal tour?

Platinum Dave · 10-13-2007, 07:26 PM

New York has the best tranny midgets for hire ....

halfpint · 10-13-2007, 07:27 PM

you forgot to mention wearing a bullet proof vest when in NY

Juicy D. Links · 10-13-2007, 07:27 PM

Tip #11

if we go for a drive , DO NOT snap pictures of the United Nations building while we drive by

(Rule implemented 2005 )

Juicy D. Links · 10-13-2007, 07:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by halfpint

you forgot to mention wearing a bullet proof vest when in NY

It aint too bad. I am out here on Llong Island and go into city on occasion , it has cleaned up alot since 15-20 years ago, unless offcourse you end up in certain parts of Harlem

Juicy D. Links · 10-13-2007, 07:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog

This is my first time to the Big Apple . . . can I get a personal tour?

i will take you to the "Eagle"

halfpint · 10-13-2007, 07:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

Tip #11

if we go for a drive , DO NOT snap pictures of the United Nations building while we drive by

(Rule implemented 2005 )

are you serious You aint allowed to take piccys

Juicy D. Links · 10-13-2007, 07:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Platinum Dave

New York has the best tranny midgets for hire ....

halfpint · 10-13-2007, 07:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

It aint too bad. I am out here on Llong Island and go into city on occasion , it has cleaned up alot since 15-20 years ago, unless offcourse you end up in certain parts of Harlem

I guess its like it anywhere in the world you go, you end up in the wrong place and you are going to get trouble..would love to visit NY one day

wyldworx · 10-13-2007, 07:34 PM

I am on a great and nobel quest. Will be there with my ass next year.

Juicy D. Links · 10-13-2007, 07:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by halfpint

are you serious You aint allowed to take piccys

you cant take pics anywhere on brigdes, tunnels and so on,.... UN 2 years we were cruisin back and cameras were flasjing in my backseat security cams all over that place

baddog · 10-13-2007, 07:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

i will take you to the "Eagle"

I should have guessed . . .

Juicy D. Links · 10-13-2007, 07:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog

I should have guessed . . .

wyldworx · 10-13-2007, 07:48 PM

can i wear thongs?

wyldworx · 10-13-2007, 07:48 PM

(asian riding boots)

dial · 10-13-2007, 07:52 PM

Penthouse Tony · 10-13-2007, 09:15 PM

Hotel rooms are small. Even with Juicy's hookup.

Juicy D. Links · 10-13-2007, 09:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sagi_AFF

Hotel rooms are small. Even with Juicy's hookup.

ehheheeh that was a UPGRADE!!! loll

Penthouse Tony · 10-13-2007, 09:29 PM

Juicy snores

LOUD

Juicy D. Links · 10-13-2007, 11:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sagi_AFF

Juicy snores

LOUD

Juicy D. Links · 10-16-2007, 03:41 PM

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Sosa · 10-16-2007, 03:58 PM

NYC is awesome. Went there with a few friends after graduating highschool.

pr0 · 10-16-2007, 03:58 PM

pr0's NYC tip....

Try to walk on sidewalks with room to move. DO NOT USE CONSTRUCTION SIDEWALKS JUMP INTO TRAFFIC INSTEAD These "construction sidewalks" are easy to spot...they are usually covered walkways with tarps over (held up by metal poles) them to keep out rain from the work being done on the sidewalk.

Why avoid this seemingly harmless area?

Its where street hustlers know they got you. They can sell you anything you want, because...

a) if you don't pay up, u may be blocking pedestrian traffic behind you
b) you've got no where to go
c) you're not from NYC so you're probably too nice to say "fuck off"

My personal experience....september 2003, Nina's feel free NYC party.

I made the mistake of taking the "construction walkway"....got accosted by 3 "up & coming" pc rappers.

Whats a PC rapper you say? It's a guy who thinks he can rap & runs his own record label because he has a fucking personal computer!

Anyways before i could do anything they had put a set of headphones on my ears, (god knows how many nasty heads it had been on). At the time i was only 23 & a good little southern boy, never been in the big city.

After 3 seconds of listening, i took the headphones off & they tried to pitch me their cd for $5....i said i didn't really like their music. To which they started screaming calling me a racist, and then "What you must like eminem don't you whitey!"....to which i turned around & said........YUP, EAT A DICK BITCH ASS NON RAPPING F*GGOTS. They smiled & turned back to their next hustle.

Moral of the story? BE HARD AS FUCK when in NYC....any weakness will provoke another hustler to come on. Avoid eye contact. Pretty much follow all the rules you would in a Prison.

Oh & enjoy your stay in the rudest/most asshole/fucked up city in the world

Hank_Heartland · 10-16-2007, 04:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

It aint too bad. I am out here on Llong Island and go into city on occasion , it has cleaned up alot since 15-20 years ago, unless offcourse you end up in certain parts of Harlem

That's unless you are south of Hempstead on Long Island

Juicy D. Links · 10-17-2007, 07:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pr0

pr0's NYC tip....

Try to walk on sidewalks with room to move. DO NOT USE CONSTRUCTION SIDEWALKS JUMP INTO TRAFFIC INSTEAD These "construction sidewalks" are easy to spot...they are usually covered walkways with tarps over (held up by metal poles) them to keep out rain from the work being done on the sidewalk.

Why avoid this seemingly harmless area?

Its where street hustlers know they got you. They can sell you anything you want, because...

a) if you don't pay up, u may be blocking pedestrian traffic behind you
b) you've got no where to go
c) you're not from NYC so you're probably too nice to say "fuck off"

My personal experience....september 2003, Nina's feel free NYC party.

I made the mistake of taking the "construction walkway"....got accosted by 3 "up & coming" pc rappers.

Whats a PC rapper you say? It's a guy who thinks he can rap & runs his own record label because he has a fucking personal computer!

Anyways before i could do anything they had put a set of headphones on my ears, (god knows how many nasty heads it had been on). At the time i was only 23 & a good little southern boy, never been in the big city.

After 3 seconds of listening, i took the headphones off & they tried to pitch me their cd for $5....i said i didn't really like their music. To which they started screaming calling me a racist, and then "What you must like eminem don't you whitey!"....to which i turned around & said........YUP, EAT A DICK BITCH ASS NON RAPPING F*GGOTS. They smiled & turned back to their next hustle.

Moral of the story? BE HARD AS FUCK when in NYC....any weakness will provoke another hustler to come on. Avoid eye contact. Pretty much follow all the rules you would in a Prison.

Oh & enjoy your stay in the rudest/most asshole/fucked up city in the world

corvette · 10-17-2007, 08:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pr0

pr0's NYC tip....

Try to walk on sidewalks with room to move. DO NOT USE CONSTRUCTION SIDEWALKS JUMP INTO TRAFFIC INSTEAD These "construction sidewalks" are easy to spot...they are usually covered walkways with tarps over (held up by metal poles) them to keep out rain from the work being done on the sidewalk.

Why avoid this seemingly harmless area?

Its where street hustlers know they got you. They can sell you anything you want, because...

a) if you don't pay up, u may be blocking pedestrian traffic behind you
b) you've got no where to go
c) you're not from NYC so you're probably too nice to say "fuck off"

My personal experience....september 2003, Nina's feel free NYC party.

I made the mistake of taking the "construction walkway"....got accosted by 3 "up & coming" pc rappers.

Whats a PC rapper you say? It's a guy who thinks he can rap & runs his own record label because he has a fucking personal computer!

Anyways before i could do anything they had put a set of headphones on my ears, (god knows how many nasty heads it had been on). At the time i was only 23 & a good little southern boy, never been in the big city.

After 3 seconds of listening, i took the headphones off & they tried to pitch me their cd for $5....i said i didn't really like their music. To which they started screaming calling me a racist, and then "What you must like eminem don't you whitey!"....to which i turned around & said........YUP, EAT A DICK BITCH ASS NON RAPPING F*GGOTS. They smiled & turned back to their next hustle.

Moral of the story? BE HARD AS FUCK when in NYC....any weakness will provoke another hustler to come on. Avoid eye contact. Pretty much follow all the rules you would in a Prison.

Oh & enjoy your stay in the rudest/most asshole/fucked up city in the world

new yorks like prison

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10-13-2007, 06:18 PM	#1
Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	Ad Tech NY (Nov 5-8) Roll Call and Tips for out of towners. Who is coming to ny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Tip#1 The cabs with the lights on the roof are available , the one with lights off have passengers

10-13-2007, 06:21 PM	#2
Thurbs The Thrilla in Manila Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Thurbs' Lagoon, Christmas Island Posts: 4,785	grade A tips LOL

10-13-2007, 06:23 PM	#3
Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	Tip#2 If you see a guy pissing on the sidewalk just walk by ..its normal

10-13-2007, 06:24 PM	#4
Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	Tip#3 There are 2 Scores in NY.... one on the west side and one on the east side

10-13-2007, 06:26 PM	#5
Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	Tip#4 Upon hailing a cab... extend your right arm out and whistle and almost jump in front of cab. Habibi will stop for you.

10-13-2007, 06:27 PM	#6
Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	Tip#5 Dont tell Habibi you are from out of town ...he will take you the LONG way to your destination thus more fare charge

10-13-2007, 06:28 PM	#7
Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	Tip #6 Use the words "fuck" "yoo" "motherfucker" in your sentences so you look like you arent a out of towner

10-13-2007, 06:29 PM	#8
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10-13-2007, 06:31 PM	#9
Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	Tip#7 Remember what hotel you are at so you can make it back home. Dont say "the hilton" there are 45 hiltons here.

10-13-2007, 06:32 PM	#10
Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	Tip #8 Scores doesnt take Amex Go to ATM if you need to b4 going to Scores. They only put out "Scores Cash" which is only usefull in the club

10-13-2007, 06:34 PM	#11
Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	Tip #9 if you see 2 guys tongueing each other its normal in some parts of city. Dont act shocked.

10-13-2007, 06:36 PM	#12
clickhappy Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 4,027	$1395 for a ticket??

10-13-2007, 06:37 PM	#14
clickhappy Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 4,027	Where is the best pizza in nyc?

10-13-2007, 06:41 PM	#15
clickhappy Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 4,027	Is it ok to eat hot dogs from a hot dog street vender? Like are they clean, or are they fucking nasty? Like hot dogs fall down and they pick them up and put them back in the pan? I always wanted to know this. If the locals eat there, or just the tourists

10-13-2007, 07:24 PM	#17
baddog So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: the beach, SoCal Posts: 107,089	This is my first time to the Big Apple . . . can I get a personal tour?

10-13-2007, 07:34 PM	#26
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10-16-2007, 03:58 PM	#38
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10-16-2007, 03:58 PM	#39
pr0 rockin tha trailerpark Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: ~Coastal~ Posts: 23,088	pr0's NYC tip.... Try to walk on sidewalks with room to move. DO NOT USE CONSTRUCTION SIDEWALKS JUMP INTO TRAFFIC INSTEAD These "construction sidewalks" are easy to spot...they are usually covered walkways with tarps over (held up by metal poles) them to keep out rain from the work being done on the sidewalk. Why avoid this seemingly harmless area? Its where street hustlers know they got you. They can sell you anything you want, because... a) if you don't pay up, u may be blocking pedestrian traffic behind you b) you've got no where to go c) you're not from NYC so you're probably too nice to say "fuck off" My personal experience....september 2003, Nina's feel free NYC party. I made the mistake of taking the "construction walkway"....got accosted by 3 "up & coming" pc rappers. Whats a PC rapper you say? It's a guy who thinks he can rap & runs his own record label because he has a fucking personal computer! Anyways before i could do anything they had put a set of headphones on my ears, (god knows how many nasty heads it had been on). At the time i was only 23 & a good little southern boy, never been in the big city. After 3 seconds of listening, i took the headphones off & they tried to pitch me their cd for $5....i said i didn't really like their music. To which they started screaming calling me a racist, and then "What you must like eminem don't you whitey!"....to which i turned around & said........YUP, EAT A DICK BITCH ASS NON RAPPING F*GGOTS. They smiled & turned back to their next hustle. Moral of the story? BE HARD AS FUCK when in NYC....any weakness will provoke another hustler to come on. Avoid eye contact. Pretty much follow all the rules you would in a Prison. Oh & enjoy your stay in the rudest/most asshole/fucked up city in the world __________________ __________ Loadedca$h - get sum! - Revengebucks - mmm rebills! - webair (gotz sErVrz)