This is why we make money: My rant about WoW losers.
Its 8pm on a friday night. I just got home from dinner only to open my door and first thing that attacks my senses is the smell of SMOKED weed... no problem with that... i look up and see a ridiculous cluster of fools including my roommate and a bunch of guys sitting in the living room with laptops and fucking head sets on.
Not talking some quality headphones or something... im talking ear piece and mics... All of them.
then realize... its a WoWfest... i also realized that the amount of losing taking place @ that very moment ALMOST = the rent my roommate pays me.
I know a lot of people play WoW, so it must be fun... but if it's friday fucking NIGHT and you are sitting with a bunch of nut sacs playing computer games smoking weed... and did that same shit for the past 8 months... It's official; you have lost. When you DONT want to go out and have a good time... and would rather talk about epic mounts and mages and magic the gathering or whatever that fairy shit is based on... it's kind of hopeless for you unless you turn your life around.
The UP side of this is that these lamers are PRIME targets and potential buyers of porn.
I invite my gf and her friends over a lot and the shit i hear is always the same... "thats gay" lol
QUESTION: how can you get any puss playing games and losing all the time... ?!!?
FACT: You cant.
i could have put a better rant together but i feel like shit and this was the icing.
I do have to say though... those guys @ Blizzard are complete and total geniuses. As you can tell i am ANTI-WoW but i have heard from afew of my friends who have attempted to quit the addiction that when you cancel ur acct it never gets deleted... it just waits.... and if u signup again you can pick p where u left off...
genius.
Not talking some quality headphones or something... im talking ear piece and mics... All of them.
then realize... its a WoWfest... i also realized that the amount of losing taking place @ that very moment ALMOST = the rent my roommate pays me.
I know a lot of people play WoW, so it must be fun... but if it's friday fucking NIGHT and you are sitting with a bunch of nut sacs playing computer games smoking weed... and did that same shit for the past 8 months... It's official; you have lost. When you DONT want to go out and have a good time... and would rather talk about epic mounts and mages and magic the gathering or whatever that fairy shit is based on... it's kind of hopeless for you unless you turn your life around.
The UP side of this is that these lamers are PRIME targets and potential buyers of porn.
I invite my gf and her friends over a lot and the shit i hear is always the same... "thats gay" lol
QUESTION: how can you get any puss playing games and losing all the time... ?!!?
FACT: You cant.
i could have put a better rant together but i feel like shit and this was the icing.
I do have to say though... those guys @ Blizzard are complete and total geniuses. As you can tell i am ANTI-WoW but i have heard from afew of my friends who have attempted to quit the addiction that when you cancel ur acct it never gets deleted... it just waits.... and if u signup again you can pick p where u left off...
genius.
Never got into Wow though. On the other hand, Diablo 2 was pure evil.. I would pound beers and blow through mounds of coke playing that game all night. Ahh.. the good ole' days...The lesser of the evils of course..
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