My ICQ conversation with SmoothCriminal - GoFuckYourself.com

Dildozer · 09-17-2002, 02:48 AM

Ok i gotta admit i was tempted at first but this is ridiculous.

so here it is ladies and gentlemen

Casinoboy (4:57 AM) :
you against icq spam?

Dildozer (5:01 AM) :
why? u gonna spam me?

Casinoboy (5:02 AM) :
no, its just that sending bulk icq messages works in terms of generating more sales

Dildozer (5:03 AM) :
ya but sponsors fuck you over if you get reported

Casinoboy (5:03 AM) :
dialers are much better, hehe

Casinoboy (5:03 AM) :
easy money

Dildozer (5:04 AM) :
never tried icq spamming... wouldn't know where to begin

Dildozer (5:04 AM) :
and i know dialers and they do enforce a no spam policy

Casinoboy (5:05 AM) :
yeah but if you get friendly with dialer resellers, the money rolls in, bling bling

Dildozer (5:05 AM) :
ya that might be possible i guess
i'm not big enough to get "friendly" with resellers yet ;)

Casinoboy (5:06 AM) :
I'm going out next week in the limo to the casino, hehe

Dildozer (5:06 AM) :
sweet

Dildozer (5:06 AM) :
so how does one spam over icq?

Casinoboy (5:07 AM) :
I currently have 1.4 million icq pager addresses, hehehe

Casinoboy (5:08 AM) :
think of the sales you can get

Dildozer (5:08 AM) :
sweet
so you call yourself casinoboy, but what you do is you promote porn

Casinoboy (5:09 AM) :
I use to promote a casino site, that failed.

i'm making money from porn sites & email marketing

Dildozer (5:09 AM) :
"email marketing" heheh

Dildozer (5:10 AM) :
so you got a point to all of this cuz it's 5 am here and i need to get some z's
what are you selling?

Casinoboy (5:10 AM) :
i got payed 600 pounds yesterday via WU

Casinoboy (5:10 AM) :
thats about $1000

Dildozer (5:10 AM) :
it's $1400 for canadians

Casinoboy (5:11 AM) :
hehehe

Dildozer (5:11 AM) :
so... what is it you're selling?

Casinoboy (5:11 AM) :
i did sales for 2 years, one got bored and pissed off with the company, so i left the place

Casinoboy (5:11 AM) :
started doing email marketing

Dildozer (5:12 AM) :
cool
i used to be a salesman myself

Casinoboy (5:12 AM) :
i'm very good at selling

Dildozer (5:12 AM) :
i bet you are

Dildozer · 09-17-2002, 02:49 AM

Casinoboy (5:13 AM) :
I sold 10 million email addresses with contact names & home addresses on CD for $2999 to this guy from Korea

Casinoboy (5:13 AM) :
payed me via paypal

Dildozer (5:13 AM) :
hold on cat's trying to choke my kid again

Casinoboy (5:14 AM) :
ok, hehehe

Dildozer (5:14 AM) :
that fuckin cat sits on his face

Dildozer (5:14 AM) :
k i kicked him in the nads

Casinoboy (5:14 AM) :
so you been to the Internext partys?

Dildozer (5:14 AM) :
no not yet

Dildozer (5:15 AM) :
the other day the cat sat on his face and my kid was blue when i found him

Dildozer (5:15 AM) :
i had to slap him really hard

Casinoboy (5:15 AM) :
i should be at the next one

Dildozer (5:15 AM) :
i hope to be at the next one too

Casinoboy (5:15 AM) :
i'll be dressed as a Smoothcriminal, hint hint

Dildozer (5:16 AM) :
ah

Dildozer (5:16 AM) :
hi

Casinoboy (5:16 AM) :

Dildozer (5:16 AM) :
anyway after a few slaps my kid started breathing again

Dildozer (5:16 AM) :
so i didn't have to go to the ER

Dildozer (5:17 AM) :
fuckin doctors
what do they know anyway?

Dildozer (5:17 AM) :
Smooth u trying to sell me something?

Casinoboy (5:17 AM) :
Tell you what, pay me $500 via paypal, i'll send out 1.4million messages starting thursday

Dildozer (5:18 AM) :
i don't know
i'm working on a big project right now...
i need money for the lasers

Dildozer (5:18 AM) :
those things are expensive

Casinoboy (5:19 AM) :
business is a bit slow today

Dildozer (5:19 AM) :
ya it's been for me too

Dildozer (5:19 AM) :
been doing alot of work

Casinoboy (5:20 AM) :
only got 486 calls on the dialer at $7

Dildozer (5:20 AM) :
but it should bring alot of money in my pockets and a few lucky others

Dildozer (5:20 AM) :
bah my stuff is gonna be bigger than that
but the lasers are expensive and all so i need to make lots more porn

Casinoboy (5:21 AM) :
thats shit, one day I got something like 4,824 calls

Dildozer (5:21 AM) :
that'S more like it!

Dildozer (5:21 AM) :
what dialer u usin?

Casinoboy (5:22 AM) :
can't tell you

Dildozer (5:22 AM) :
ah

Dildozer (5:22 AM) :
hold on fuckin cat's on the kid again

Dildozer (5:23 AM) :
so $500 for a 1.4 million ICQ numbers uh?

Casinoboy (5:23 AM) :
yep

Dildozer (5:23 AM) :
and what tells me those numbers are valid?

Dildozer (5:23 AM) :
FUCK!!!!

Dildozer (5:23 AM) :
brb

Casinoboy (5:23 AM) :
What?

Dildozer (5:24 AM) :
the bitch is up

Dildozer (5:24 AM) :
fuckfuckfuck

Casinoboy (5:24 AM) :
WHAT?

Dildozer (5:24 AM) :
she's gonna throw things at me again

Dildozer (5:25 AM) :
k

Dildozer (5:25 AM) :
sorry

Dildozer (5:25 AM) :
she heard the cat when i kicked him

Casinoboy (5:25 AM) :
my mate from the US made $350,000 in 17 days spamming a dialer to peoples email inbox, can't believe he got away with it

Dildozer (5:25 AM) :
so anyway what guarantees me this isn't a scam? Some people are saying bad shit about you on GFY u know

Casinoboy (5:26 AM) :
what are they saying about me?

Dildozer (5:26 AM) :
i told her to kill that fuckin cat damnit

Dildozer (5:26 AM) :
dunno the specifics really but people seem to compare you to sexygoat/abuckor2

Dildozer (5:26 AM) :
but noooooo she loves the cat

Dildozer (5:27 AM) :
so there he goes trying to suffocate the kid

Casinoboy (5:27 AM) :
i'm just smoothcriminal and thats it, no-one else but me

Dildozer · 09-17-2002, 02:49 AM

Dildozer (5:27 AM) :
she says if i didn't get her pregnant she wouldn't have had to quit drinking

Dildozer (5:27 AM) :
she hates me for that

Dildozer (5:28 AM) :
i'm not saying you're abuckor2

Casinoboy (5:28 AM) :
let me try and send you a file

Dildozer (5:28 AM) :
k

Dildozer (5:28 AM) :
he's staring at me

*then he sends me a file and my icq crashes*

Casinoboy (5:30 AM) :
what happened?

Dildozer (5:30 AM) :
great it fucked my icq

Casinoboy (5:31 AM) :
whats your email address?

Dildozer (5:32 AM) :
good one

Dildozer (5:32 AM) :
try again

*sends me .txt file with icq #'s*

Casinoboy (5:34 AM) :
now do you trust me?

Dildozer (5:35 AM) :
so how do i use that list
it looks like it's just a series

Casinoboy (5:36 AM) :
i'm the one thats gonna send it for you

Dildozer (5:36 AM) :
ah!!!!!

Dildozer (5:36 AM) :
so you use a script?

Casinoboy (5:37 AM) :
one doesn't give away things

Dildozer (5:37 AM) :
and for $500 what do i get exactly?
i'd do anything to get rid of the bitch and her killer cat

Casinoboy (5:37 AM) :
i'll message 1.4 million icq users your web-site address

Dildozer (5:38 AM) :
only once?

Casinoboy (5:38 AM) :
how many sites you got?

Dildozer (5:39 AM) :
have you ever bought a laser?

Dildozer (5:39 AM) :
12 sites

Casinoboy (5:40 AM) :
what type of laser?

Dildozer (5:40 AM) :
really big and powerful ones
the ones that melt alloy

Dildozer (5:41 AM) :
i need 4 of those for my special project

Casinoboy (5:41 AM) :
accept this file

*sends me a snapshot of his desktop*

Dildozer (5:43 AM) :
k

Casinoboy (5:43 AM) :
tell you what i'll do 2 sites, start off with

Casinoboy (5:43 AM) :
see how many sales you get

Dildozer (5:44 AM) :
what's that file for?

Dildozer (5:44 AM) :
is that the backstreet boys you're watching????

Casinoboy (5:45 AM) :
i'll send you the video, hope you got divx

Dildozer (5:45 AM) :
fuck this shit

Casinoboy (5:45 AM) :
hehehe

Dildozer (5:46 AM) :
anyway, i have to go feed the goats
ttyl

Casinoboy (5:46 AM) :
ok

vegasdude · 09-17-2002, 02:50 AM

TDF · 09-17-2002, 02:53 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by vegasdude
huh?

i second that notion

Dildozer · 09-17-2002, 02:55 AM

oh
btw

i don't have goats,
i'm not working on a super laser project,
i don't have a cat,
and my bitch doesn't thow things at me or drinks

mrthumbs · 09-17-2002, 02:55 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dildozer
Ok i gotta admit i was tempted at first but this is ridiculous.

Disturbing..

And you actually have the guts to post it on gfy yourself?

oh boy.. if Smooth pushed a litttttle bit more he would
have sold you some spammm opportunities..

Clowns.. gotta love em..

Dildozer · 09-17-2002, 02:57 AM

well i'm new to this biz and the idea of making a quick buck can be tempting. I'm sure alot of people have had their lil devil on the shoulder telling them to do it one time or another.

But i don't want to get myself a bad name as a cheater and a spammer

mrthumbs · 09-17-2002, 02:59 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dildozer
well i'm new to this biz and the idea of making a quick buck can be tempting. I'm sure alot of people have had their lil devil on the shoulder telling them to do it one time or another.

But i don't want to get myself a bad name as a cheater and a spammer

Whahaha.. you must be on drugs.. keeps getting better
and better every day..

And im almost sure the cat story was sincere...

Jizar II · 09-17-2002, 02:59 AM

haha that was funny reading

Dildozer · 09-17-2002, 03:01 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by mrthumbs

Whahaha.. you must be on drugs.. keeps getting better
and better every day..

And im almost sure the cat story was sincere...

whatever
all you do is bash people and stir shit anyway
whoever you are

mrthumbs · 09-17-2002, 03:03 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dildozer

all you do is bash people and stir shit anyway

Not true: i sell icq and email lists in between..

TDF · 09-17-2002, 03:04 AM

almost as good as the spacedog convo with a bot

Dildozer · 09-17-2002, 03:08 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by toodamnfli
almost as good as the spacedog convo with a bot

I'd love to read that

pentae · 09-17-2002, 03:12 AM

This thread proves that Dildozer is a bitch.

What was the point of posting that?

I feel like i've lost brain cells..

Dildozer · 09-17-2002, 03:15 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by pentae
This thread proves that Dildozer is a bitch.

What was the point of posting that?

I feel like i've lost brain cells..

Now now don't get all wrinkled over this thread. I thought i might just as well have a lil fun and stir some action on the boards.

TDF · 09-17-2002, 03:16 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dildozer

I'd love to read that

i bumped it up just for you

vegasdude · 09-17-2002, 03:16 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dildozer

Now now don't get all wrinkled over this thread. I thought i might just as well have a lil fun and stir some action on the boards.

Yoda says; you will learn young one you will learn just be patient

mijoon · 09-17-2002, 04:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dildozer
oh
btw

i don't have goats,
i'm not working on a super laser project,
i don't have a cat,
and my bitch doesn't thow things at me or drinks

Fuck,I was getting all pissed-off about you kicking the cat.

SR · 09-17-2002, 04:45 AM

That fuckface casinoboy tried to sell me 5000 webmaster e-mail addresses mostly collected on gfy.

SR · 09-17-2002, 04:52 AM

Anyone that even spends a dime on morons and thiefs like this should get professional help.

I still would like to know if there really have been people that paid for short ICQ numbers from foontic!

Plat · 09-17-2002, 05:09 AM

you forgot to post his pic [IMG]http://[/IMG]

-=HUNGRYMAN=- · 09-17-2002, 05:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dildozer (to Mr. Thumbs) ...

whatever
all you do is bash people and stir shit anyway
whoever you are

TAKE THAT BACK !!!
That is not true !!!

this is how rumours get started !!!

-=HUNGRYMAN=- · 09-17-2002, 05:24 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dildozer

Now now don't get all wrinkled over this thread. I thought i might just as well have a lil fun and stir some action on the boards.

I've already got the market cornered there, but thanks for the help !!

Juge · 09-17-2002, 06:18 AM

.....and thus, Smooth Criminal was soooooo close to making his first $$$ in this biz.

HQ · 09-17-2002, 06:30 AM

There is no way anyone that slow makes any amount of $$$ in this biz.

nocostporn · 09-17-2002, 06:34 AM

Who else thinks dildohead didnt include the whole convo and ended up buying some spam gear? lol

Mike Semen · 09-17-2002, 06:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by toodamnfli

i bumped it up just for you

Thanks TDF. That brought a tear to the eye... even brought me out of lurk mode.

I miss Spacedog. {snif}

jimmyf · 09-17-2002, 06:43 AM

I don't think Smooth Criminal ..... is very smooth.... but i did enjoy reading your ICQ chat with him....

Kris · 09-17-2002, 08:51 AM

the only thing i got out of this was that the cat sits on the baby's head and you're afraid of 'the bitch'

Theo · 09-17-2002, 08:54 AM

im glad i didnt hit him up for a cd opportunity!

Dildozer · 09-17-2002, 11:25 AM

I don't even have a paypal account yet so i can't buy his shit anyway.

You guys should see his list... hahahahahahaha

fiveyes · 09-17-2002, 12:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kris
the only thing i got out of this was that the cat sits on the baby's head and you're afraid of 'the bitch'

The only thing I got out of it was...

"She loves the cat"

salsbury · 09-17-2002, 12:24 PM

reminds me of

http://www.somethingawful.com/spam/

Schwick · 09-17-2002, 12:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dildozer
oh
btw

i don't have goats,
i'm not working on a super laser project,
i don't have a cat,
and my bitch doesn't thow things at me or drinks

Damn that sucks. I could have gotten you a sweet deal on a really great laser.

GFED · 09-17-2002, 12:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Schwick

Damn that sucks. I could have gotten you a sweet deal on a really great laser.

Like the one in the movie Real Genious?

Dildozer · 09-17-2002, 12:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by salsbury
reminds me of

http://www.somethingawful.com/spam/

HAHAHAHA
Where do you think i got my inspiration?

NetRodent · 09-17-2002, 01:06 PM

Why pay someone for a measly 1.5 million icq numbers. I'll give you my patented program generating over 99 million icq numbers.

Code:

#!/usr/bin/perl

for($i = 1; $i <= 99999999; $i++) {
     print $i."\n"
}

For 500 bucks, I'll add some more 9s to the script and then you can try sending your message to 99 billion icq users!

Dildozer · 09-17-2002, 01:27 PM

That's exactly what he sent me
an automated list counting from 17000000 to 17030000

Schwick · 09-17-2002, 06:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by GFED

Like the one in the movie Real Genious?

Sorry haven't seen that movie.

09-17-2002, 02:50 AM	#4
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09-17-2002, 02:55 AM	#6
Dildozer Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Montreal Posts: 7,519	oh btw i don't have goats, i'm not working on a super laser project, i don't have a cat, and my bitch doesn't thow things at me or drinks __________________ Spam link here

09-17-2002, 02:57 AM	#8
Dildozer Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Montreal Posts: 7,519	well i'm new to this biz and the idea of making a quick buck can be tempting. I'm sure alot of people have had their lil devil on the shoulder telling them to do it one time or another. But i don't want to get myself a bad name as a cheater and a spammer __________________ Spam link here

09-17-2002, 02:59 AM	#10
Jizar II Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: LLL© Posts: 1,425	haha that was funny reading

09-17-2002, 03:04 AM	#13
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09-17-2002, 03:12 AM	#15
pentae Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Inconceivable! Posts: 899	This thread proves that Dildozer is a bitch. What was the point of posting that? I feel like i've lost brain cells..

09-17-2002, 04:45 AM	#20
SR Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 2,239	That fuckface casinoboy tried to sell me 5000 webmaster e-mail addresses mostly collected on gfy.

09-17-2002, 04:52 AM	#21
SR Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 2,239	Anyone that even spends a dime on morons and thiefs like this should get professional help. I still would like to know if there really have been people that paid for short ICQ numbers from foontic!

09-17-2002, 05:09 AM	#22
Plat Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Clearwater, Florida Posts: 2,680	you forgot to post his pic [IMG]http://[/IMG] __________________ Im fuckin retired

09-17-2002, 06:18 AM	#25
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09-17-2002, 06:30 AM	#26
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09-17-2002, 06:34 AM	#27
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09-17-2002, 08:54 AM	#31
Theo HAL 9000 Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 34,515	im glad i didnt hit him up for a cd opportunity!

09-17-2002, 11:25 AM	#32
Dildozer Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Montreal Posts: 7,519	I don't even have a paypal account yet so i can't buy his shit anyway. You guys should see his list... hahahahahahaha __________________ Spam link here

09-17-2002, 12:24 PM	#34
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09-17-2002, 01:06 PM	#38
NetRodent Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: In the walls of your house. Posts: 3,985	Why pay someone for a measly 1.5 million icq numbers. I'll give you my patented program generating over 99 million icq numbers. Code: #!/usr/bin/perl for($i = 1; $i <= 99999999; $i++) { print $i."\n" } For 500 bucks, I'll add some more 9s to the script and then you can try sending your message to 99 billion icq users! __________________ "Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats." --H.L. Mencken

09-17-2002, 01:27 PM	#39
Dildozer Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Montreal Posts: 7,519	That's exactly what he sent me an automated list counting from 17000000 to 17030000 __________________ Spam link here