How I messed with a collection company

I had a cell phone a couple years ago with a company called telus here in canada.

the reception was horrible and they kept billing me for internet usage and never activated it. the contract was clear that they had to activate and they didnt' thus they continued with illegial billing me. Anyway I threw the phone away after talking to their reps a half dozen times and having them agree it was an illegial billing but they kept comming after the money anyway. it goes to a collection company. They try and get it on my credit record. I send proof of disput to equafx - off my credit record. the only way they can get it back on on is to sue me - and I WELCOME THIS. - anyway - the collection agency has decided to still try and collect anyway and calls me daily now. first they use an automated system to tell me to call them - i don't return the call and block the # - only so many #'s they have so this works. then the fun begins

now real people start calling me and they are NASTY. They tell me that they will call EVERY DAY NOW - 2 X a day till I pay this bill. - My answer to that - BRING IT!!!!!!!
so i decide to have some fun. I turn gay - ultra gay and make every phone call a phone sex call.

first it's a women. she started yelling at me and threatening me so I said mmmm - i like that. one sec - let me get some cooking oil so i can smeal it all over myself while you're bitching at me. - she goes - WHAT!!!!!!!!!???? I proceed to make noises like i'm smearing it all over myself and asking her to talk naughtier to me and go - ohh ohhhhh ohhhhhh ohhhhhh - anyway she hangs up and then her supericsor calls me - SCREAMING about how I mistreat women and how he's going to sue me (he called me - he has no case unless I make threats - all a judge will tell them is to stop calling me LOL - already ran that by my lawyer - so long as I don't call them i can say whatever so long as it isn't death threats.) - so this guy is PISSED. he's on a mission to scare me for making his co-worker cry.

SO i turn gay and talk about oiling him up and how much he will like it. HE decides to one up me and tells me - ok smart guy i'm putting this on speaker phone for the whole office to hear. and he does - so I get NASTIER. I tell everyone just how much he and I are gay lovers and how much he loves having me ram my cock up is greased up asshole and descibe our phone sex session in detail. I hear the office laughing their heads off at him. he abruptly cuts off the call. he calls me back SWEARING and cursing and telling me how he's going get me for that and i continue with the sex talk calling him sweetie and saying our lovers quarl will pass in time.

they didn't call for 2 days now.

i'm disapointed. I had much better stories lined up (poo orientieted and animal oriented next) sooo looking forward too seeing just how far they would go.



mainstream collection people just don't get it. tehe