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dantheman · 09-16-2002, 06:55 PM

!-20 is clear of smokies.....put the pedal to the metal

it's sorta fun to listen to

break,break you got your ears on?

EscortBiz · 09-16-2002, 07:10 PM

who is it?

Pornwolf · 09-16-2002, 09:26 PM

My mother seems to have some kind of Jewish radio show piping into her phone. It's so much fun to hear her nag and a jewish grandmother do the same in Yiddish at the same time.

eRock · 09-16-2002, 09:29 PM

When I was in high school, my buddy had a CB radio in his room & when his sister in the next room was cranking the tunes on her radio, we'd talk into the CB saying things like, "Jenny...this Lucifer...I command you to kill your parents". It was pretty funny at the time cuz she'd get so pissed off at us!

SpeakEasy · 09-16-2002, 09:31 PM

Bro, what the hell are you smoking??.....

Jamdin · 09-16-2002, 09:45 PM

Convoy
By Bill Fries & Chip Davis
(Performed by CW McCall)

Uh, Breaker One-Nine, this here's the Rubber Duck
You got a copy on me Pig-Pen? C'mon

Uh, yeah 10-4 Pig Pen, fer sure, fer sure
By golly it's clean clear to Flag-Town, C'mon

Uh, yeah, that's a big 10-4 Pig-Pen,
Yeah, we definitely got us the front door good buddy,
Mercy sakes alive, looks like we got us a convoy

Was the dark of the moon, on the sixth of June
In a Kenworth, pullin' logs
Cabover Pete with a reefer on
And a Jimmy haulin' hogs
We 'as headin' fer bear on I-One-Oh
'Bout a mile outta Shaky-Town
I sez Pig-Pen, this here's the Rubber Duck
An' I'm about to put the hammer on down

Cause we gotta little ol' convoy, rockin' through the night
Yeah we gotta little ol' convoy, ain't she a beautiful sight?
Come on an' join our convoy, ain't nothin' gonna git in our way
We're gonna roll this truckin' convoy, cross the USA
Convoy... Convoy...

Uh, breaker Pig-Pen, this here's The Duck
Uh, you wanna back off them hogs
10-4, 'bout five mile or so, 10-roger
Them hogs is gittin' in-tense up here

By the time we got into Tulsa-Town
We had eighty-five trucks in all
But they's a road block up on the clover leaf
An' them bears 'as wall to wall
Yeah them smokies 'as thick as bugs on a bumper
They even had a bear-in-the-air
I sez callin' all trucks, this here's The Duck
We about to go a huntin' bear

Cause we gotta great big convoy, rockin' through the night
Yeah we gotta great big convoy, ain't she a beautiful sight?
Come on an' join our convoy, ain't nothin' gonna git in our way
We're gonna roll this truckin' convoy, cross the USA
Convoy... Convoy...

Uh, you wanna give me a 10-9 on that Pig-Pen?
Uh, negatory Pig-Pen, yer still too close
Yeah, them hogs is startin' close up my sinuses
Mercy sakes, you better back off another ten

Well we rolled up interstate fourty-four
Like a rocket sled on rails
We tore up all a our swindle sheets
An' left 'em settin' on the scales
By the time we hit that Chi-Town
Them bears was a gittin' smart
They'd brought up some reinforcements
From the Illinois National Guard
There 'as armored cars, and tanks, and Jeeps
An' rigs of every size
Yeah them chicken coops 'as full a bears
An' choppers filled the skies
Well we shot the line, an' we went for broke
With a thousand screamin' trucks
And eleven long-haired friends of Jesus
In a chartreusse microbus

Hey Sod Buster, listen
You wanna put that microbus in behind the suicide jockey?
Yeah, he's haulin dynamite
He needs all the help he can git

Well we laid a strip fer the Jersey Shore
An' prepared to cross the line
I could see the bridge 'as lined with bears
But I didn't have a doggone dime
I sez Pig-Pen, this here's the Rubber Duck
We just ain't a gonna pay no toll
So we crashed the gate doin' ninety-eight
I sez, let them truckers roll, 10-4

Cause we gotta mighty convoy, rockin' through the night
Yeah we gotta mighty convoy, ain't she a beautiful sight?
Come on an' join our convoy, ain't nothin' gonna git in our way
We're gonna roll this truckin' convoy, cross the USA
Convoy... Convoy...

Uh, 10-4 Pig-Pen, what's yer 20?
Omaha?!
Well they oughta know what to do with them hogs out there fer sure
Well mercy sakes alive good buddy
We gonna back on outta here
So keep the bugs off yer glass
An' the bears off yer... tail
We gonna catch ya on the flip-flop
This here's the Rubber Duck on the side
We gone
Bye, Bye...

SpeedoPanda · 09-16-2002, 09:50 PM

That has to be one of the most amusing/annoying things in the world. You want to listen, and at the same time, you really want it to go away...

Jamdin · 09-16-2002, 09:55 PM

'Round The World With The Rubber Duck
By Bill Fries & Chip Davis
(Performed by CW McCall)

Breaker One-Nine... This here's The Duck again...
You got a copy on me Pigpen? Come on...
Aww negatory Pigpen...
There ain't no way out 'cept fer that one Atlantic Ocean
Now listen... Drop them hogs off in Omaha
An' git over here in a short
Cause it definitely looks like we got us a problem

Bears to the left, bears to the right
We didn't have no place to go
They had us backed up clean to the shore
An' them cabover Pete's don't float
I sez "Pigpen, I got me a good idea
Them friends a Jesus gonna save us"
So praise the Lord 'n mister Ford
An' follow that Microbus...10-4!

Yo Ho Ho an' a thousand trucks
Gonna take a bath with The Rubber Duck
Yo Ho Ho an' a lots a luck
Round the world with The Rubber Ducky

Yeah, we drove on the water like diesel whales
Sank about a hunderd an' ten of 'em
I sez "Pigpen, they just didn't have no faith
They definitely gone 10-7"
By the time we got into that Picadilly town
'bout half of 'em 'as lost at sea
I sez "Break One-Nine fer a 10-33"
What we got was the cotton-pickin' BBC

I say Faversham, it looks like the Americans have got themselves another bloody convoy

Yo Ho Ho an' a thousand trucks
Gonna take a bath with The Rubber Duck
Yo Ho Ho an' a lots a luck
Round the world with The Rubber Ducky

Good heavens... Look at them all...
Half of them are sinking in the Thames
Hello... Some of our truck chaps are ass-sisting them...
Good show actually...
Oh well... 10-4, and all that rubbish...

Well we crossed that channel like snakes on glass
An' stormed the beach about dawn
I sez "Grab yer shifters, an' punch Thirteen
We all goin' truckin' on the Auto-Bahn"
Now Pigpen, this here's the ultimate slab
Cause there goes a Mercedes truck
He sez "Break One-Three fer the Strudle Machine
Ya just blew the doors off'n The Duck, How 'bout it...

Ahh, Zehn-Vire Rubbber Duck
Vee are receiving you vall to vall
But ze schpeed limit on ze Autobahn is Treble Nickels
You travel too schlow, but vee gonna see you around
Vee gone... Weidersehen...

Well we stopped fer a coffee in West Berlin
An' the piggies had a hunderd mile pee
I sez "Pigpen, from here on it's wall to wall bears"
He sez "Bash the wall, we gonna see"
Well them Big Red bears must a been in the bush
Cause we didn't see a one all day
So we raked up the leaves, 'n we shook out the trees
'Till they finally had somethin' to say... You got it...

Commrade Duck !
You have been given until daybreak in Murmansk
To get your cotton-picking trucks out of the U-S-S-of-R
YOU VILL COPY!!!

Well we shot them rigs through Salt Mine City
With the hammer an' the sickle on down
Then we hooked a fan, through the Sea a Japan
An' tooled into Transistor Town
I sez "Pigpen, this here must be the place
Cause everybody's eatin' with sticks"
He sez "10-4, this here's CB land
Cause my channel knob just went crick"

Ahh so Lubber Duck
You have a nice day today, better day tomallow
We catch you on frip-frop
This one Kamikazee Ozzy
We gone, Sianara

Yo Ho Ho an' a thousand tlucks
Gonna take a bath with The Lubber Duck
Yo Ho Ho an' a rots a ruck
Lound the world with The Lubber Ducky

Uh, 10-4 Pigpen, what's yer Twenty?
Australia ?!
Mercy sakes, ain't nothin' down there but Tasmanian Devils
An' them Q-Alla bears
What's that?... No Double-Nickel limt?
We gonna be there in a short Pigpen
This here's The Rubber Duck, Ten-Ten, an' doin' it to it
Like Pruitt used to do it...to it...
We gone... Bye Bye...

MrBrian · 09-17-2002, 01:11 AM

get shielded shit

i live downtown and get the campus radio through my old comp speaks and el cheapo v-tech phones

09-16-2002, 06:55 PM	#1
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09-16-2002, 09:50 PM	#7
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09-17-2002, 01:11 AM	#9
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09-16-2002, 09:29 PM	#4
eRock Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Chi-town Posts: 3,112	When I was in high school, my buddy had a CB radio in his room & when his sister in the next room was cranking the tunes on her radio, we'd talk into the CB saying things like, "Jenny...this Lucifer...I command you to kill your parents". It was pretty funny at the time cuz she'd get so pissed off at us!

09-16-2002, 09:31 PM	#5
SpeakEasy Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: The Internet Posts: 2,681	Bro, what the hell are you smoking??.....

09-16-2002, 09:45 PM	#6
Jamdin Registered User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Kansas Posts: 3,560	Convoy By Bill Fries & Chip Davis (Performed by CW McCall) Uh, Breaker One-Nine, this here's the Rubber Duck You got a copy on me Pig-Pen? C'mon Uh, yeah 10-4 Pig Pen, fer sure, fer sure By golly it's clean clear to Flag-Town, C'mon Uh, yeah, that's a big 10-4 Pig-Pen, Yeah, we definitely got us the front door good buddy, Mercy sakes alive, looks like we got us a convoy Was the dark of the moon, on the sixth of June In a Kenworth, pullin' logs Cabover Pete with a reefer on And a Jimmy haulin' hogs We 'as headin' fer bear on I-One-Oh 'Bout a mile outta Shaky-Town I sez Pig-Pen, this here's the Rubber Duck An' I'm about to put the hammer on down Cause we gotta little ol' convoy, rockin' through the night Yeah we gotta little ol' convoy, ain't she a beautiful sight? Come on an' join our convoy, ain't nothin' gonna git in our way We're gonna roll this truckin' convoy, cross the USA Convoy... Convoy... Uh, breaker Pig-Pen, this here's The Duck Uh, you wanna back off them hogs 10-4, 'bout five mile or so, 10-roger Them hogs is gittin' in-tense up here By the time we got into Tulsa-Town We had eighty-five trucks in all But they's a road block up on the clover leaf An' them bears 'as wall to wall Yeah them smokies 'as thick as bugs on a bumper They even had a bear-in-the-air I sez callin' all trucks, this here's The Duck We about to go a huntin' bear Cause we gotta great big convoy, rockin' through the night Yeah we gotta great big convoy, ain't she a beautiful sight? Come on an' join our convoy, ain't nothin' gonna git in our way We're gonna roll this truckin' convoy, cross the USA Convoy... Convoy... Uh, you wanna give me a 10-9 on that Pig-Pen? Uh, negatory Pig-Pen, yer still too close Yeah, them hogs is startin' close up my sinuses Mercy sakes, you better back off another ten Well we rolled up interstate fourty-four Like a rocket sled on rails We tore up all a our swindle sheets An' left 'em settin' on the scales By the time we hit that Chi-Town Them bears was a gittin' smart They'd brought up some reinforcements From the Illinois National Guard There 'as armored cars, and tanks, and Jeeps An' rigs of every size Yeah them chicken coops 'as full a bears An' choppers filled the skies Well we shot the line, an' we went for broke With a thousand screamin' trucks And eleven long-haired friends of Jesus In a chartreusse microbus Hey Sod Buster, listen You wanna put that microbus in behind the suicide jockey? Yeah, he's haulin dynamite He needs all the help he can git Well we laid a strip fer the Jersey Shore An' prepared to cross the line I could see the bridge 'as lined with bears But I didn't have a doggone dime I sez Pig-Pen, this here's the Rubber Duck We just ain't a gonna pay no toll So we crashed the gate doin' ninety-eight I sez, let them truckers roll, 10-4 Cause we gotta mighty convoy, rockin' through the night Yeah we gotta mighty convoy, ain't she a beautiful sight? Come on an' join our convoy, ain't nothin' gonna git in our way We're gonna roll this truckin' convoy, cross the USA Convoy... Convoy... Uh, 10-4 Pig-Pen, what's yer 20? Omaha?! Well they oughta know what to do with them hogs out there fer sure Well mercy sakes alive good buddy We gonna back on outta here So keep the bugs off yer glass An' the bears off yer... tail We gonna catch ya on the flip-flop This here's the Rubber Duck on the side We gone Bye, Bye...

09-16-2002, 09:55 PM	#8
Jamdin Registered User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Kansas Posts: 3,560	'Round The World With The Rubber Duck By Bill Fries & Chip Davis (Performed by CW McCall) Breaker One-Nine... This here's The Duck again... You got a copy on me Pigpen? Come on... Aww negatory Pigpen... There ain't no way out 'cept fer that one Atlantic Ocean Now listen... Drop them hogs off in Omaha An' git over here in a short Cause it definitely looks like we got us a problem Bears to the left, bears to the right We didn't have no place to go They had us backed up clean to the shore An' them cabover Pete's don't float I sez "Pigpen, I got me a good idea Them friends a Jesus gonna save us" So praise the Lord 'n mister Ford An' follow that Microbus...10-4! Yo Ho Ho an' a thousand trucks Gonna take a bath with The Rubber Duck Yo Ho Ho an' a lots a luck Round the world with The Rubber Ducky Yeah, we drove on the water like diesel whales Sank about a hunderd an' ten of 'em I sez "Pigpen, they just didn't have no faith They definitely gone 10-7" By the time we got into that Picadilly town 'bout half of 'em 'as lost at sea I sez "Break One-Nine fer a 10-33" What we got was the cotton-pickin' BBC I say Faversham, it looks like the Americans have got themselves another bloody convoy Yo Ho Ho an' a thousand trucks Gonna take a bath with The Rubber Duck Yo Ho Ho an' a lots a luck Round the world with The Rubber Ducky Good heavens... Look at them all... Half of them are sinking in the Thames Hello... Some of our truck chaps are ass-sisting them... Good show actually... Oh well... 10-4, and all that rubbish... Well we crossed that channel like snakes on glass An' stormed the beach about dawn I sez "Grab yer shifters, an' punch Thirteen We all goin' truckin' on the Auto-Bahn" Now Pigpen, this here's the ultimate slab Cause there goes a Mercedes truck He sez "Break One-Three fer the Strudle Machine Ya just blew the doors off'n The Duck, How 'bout it... Ahh, Zehn-Vire Rubbber Duck Vee are receiving you vall to vall But ze schpeed limit on ze Autobahn is Treble Nickels You travel too schlow, but vee gonna see you around Vee gone... Weidersehen... Well we stopped fer a coffee in West Berlin An' the piggies had a hunderd mile pee I sez "Pigpen, from here on it's wall to wall bears" He sez "Bash the wall, we gonna see" Well them Big Red bears must a been in the bush Cause we didn't see a one all day So we raked up the leaves, 'n we shook out the trees 'Till they finally had somethin' to say... You got it... Commrade Duck ! You have been given until daybreak in Murmansk To get your cotton-picking trucks out of the U-S-S-of-R YOU VILL COPY!!! Well we shot them rigs through Salt Mine City With the hammer an' the sickle on down Then we hooked a fan, through the Sea a Japan An' tooled into Transistor Town I sez "Pigpen, this here must be the place Cause everybody's eatin' with sticks" He sez "10-4, this here's CB land Cause my channel knob just went crick" Ahh so Lubber Duck You have a nice day today, better day tomallow We catch you on frip-frop This one Kamikazee Ozzy We gone, Sianara Yo Ho Ho an' a thousand tlucks Gonna take a bath with The Lubber Duck Yo Ho Ho an' a rots a ruck Lound the world with The Lubber Ducky Uh, 10-4 Pigpen, what's yer Twenty? Australia ?! Mercy sakes, ain't nothin' down there but Tasmanian Devils An' them Q-Alla bears What's that?... No Double-Nickel limt? We gonna be there in a short Pigpen This here's The Rubber Duck, Ten-Ten, an' doin' it to it Like Pruitt used to do it...to it... We gone... Bye Bye...