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Juicy D. Links · 10-08-2007, 08:11 PM

Here is his pic.

BoyAlley · 10-08-2007, 08:14 PM

BE CAREFUL JEW SEE!

I know Chinese babies are cheap, but I hear they are contaminated with lead!

Spunky · 10-08-2007, 08:16 PM

What's his name?

Juicy D. Links · 10-08-2007, 08:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Spunky

What's his name?

Bruce

BoyAlley · 10-08-2007, 08:19 PM

Don't kiss it you will die from lead poisoning!

BoyAlley · 10-08-2007, 08:20 PM

Does he like to eat paint?

Juicy D. Links · 10-08-2007, 08:21 PM

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Originally Posted by BoyAlley

Does he like to eat paint?

High Plains Drifter · 10-08-2007, 08:22 PM

Brucey D. Links? It kinda rolls off the tongue.

BoyAlley · 10-08-2007, 08:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

BoyAlley · 10-08-2007, 08:23 PM

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Originally Posted by High Plains Drifter

Brucey D. Links? It kinda rolls off the tongue.

ROFL LOL

Spunky · 10-08-2007, 08:23 PM

I like the name Ping

BoyAlley · 10-08-2007, 08:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Spunky

I like the name Ping

That's one of my cat's name. I have another cat named Pong.

For really.

BoyAlley · 10-08-2007, 08:24 PM

JEW SEE you need to adopt a Chinese daughter and name her pong!

Juicy D. Links · 10-08-2007, 08:25 PM

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Originally Posted by BoyAlley

JEW SEE you need to adopt a Chinese daughter and name her pong!

dont make fun og Briuce!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BoyAlley · 10-08-2007, 08:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

dont make fun og Briuce

"fun og bruice"?

Is your son teaching you Chinese?

BoyAlley · 10-08-2007, 08:30 PM

JEW SEE!

You need to buy your son one of these hats!

Juicy D. Links · 10-08-2007, 08:33 PM

Bruce is attacking my dog

BoyAlley · 10-08-2007, 08:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

Bruce is attacking my dog

Hurry up JEW SEE! Get out the sweet & sour sauce, your son is trying to cook a late night snack for you!!!!!!!!!!!!

High Plains Drifter · 10-08-2007, 08:35 PM

I think he's adorable, he's got a face just like a frying pan.

BoyAlley · 10-08-2007, 08:36 PM

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Originally Posted by High Plains Drifter

I think he's adorable, he's got a face just like a frying pan.

Frying pans don't have horizontal slits in them.

It's more like a cheese grater I think....

halfpint · 10-08-2007, 08:37 PM

Sorry but LMAO

funny thread

BoyAlley · 10-08-2007, 08:42 PM

Where did Jew See go?

Did anyone else order a Chinese baby from Ebay that we can make fun of?

shekinah · 10-08-2007, 08:54 PM

He's bringing the kid at the orphanage:D

GAMEFINEST · 10-08-2007, 09:01 PM

aww how cute ..

Juicy D. Links · 10-08-2007, 09:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley

Hurry up JEW SEE! Get out the sweet & sour sauce, your son is trying to cook a late night snack for you!!!!!!!!!!!!

Juicy D. Links · 10-08-2007, 10:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley

JEW SEE!

You need to buy your son one of these hats!

AZSarah · 10-08-2007, 11:11 PM

this thread is funny.

Oh So Wrong, but funny.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 10-08-2007, 11:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley

That's one of my cat's name. I have another cat named Pong.

For really.

ADG

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 10-08-2007, 11:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

Bruce is attacking my dog

Need to do a better background investigation at the orphanage next time...Bruce on the prowl:

ADG

Juicy D. Links · 10-09-2007, 11:56 AM

he cry all night

royaljelly2 · 10-09-2007, 12:00 PM

LOL Did you really adopt?

Cyber Fucker · 10-09-2007, 12:01 PM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

poor doggie

BoyAlley · 10-09-2007, 12:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

he cry all night

Did you put in him a crib with blankets? Chinese babies aren't used to that.

Try putting him to sleep on a dirt floor and covering him with a grass matt.

And get rid of his pacifier and give him a piece of bamboo to gnaw on instead.

BoyAlley · 10-09-2007, 12:04 PM

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Originally Posted by royaljelly2

LOL Did you really adopt?

Some lady on Ebay had a bunch of Chinese Babies for sale last week with a very low "But It Now" price. Sorry you missed it!

Gina Cochina · 10-09-2007, 12:07 PM

This thread is so funny. Why does it feel so wrong that I'm laughing?

Casa Nova · 10-09-2007, 12:09 PM

lol, You're fucking crazy Juicy lol where do you come up with these things.

BoyAlley · 10-09-2007, 12:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Gina Cochina

Why does it feel so wrong that I'm laughing?

Probably because you're jealous that you didn't buy a Chinese Baby last week on Ebay when they were on sale.

Now you'll have to pay full price PLUS shipping costs.

PS: Make sure when you order you tell them not to pack the baby in shipping peanuts. Those are made of puffed rice and your child will eat them all and look like a sumo wrestler by the time he gets to the USA.

DjiXas · 10-09-2007, 12:18 PM

LOL. If he was crying, sit him next to the tv and play some porn. Funny thread.

BoyAlley · 10-09-2007, 12:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DjiXas

LOL. If he was crying, sit him next to the tv and play some porn. Funny thread.

You don't show children porn!

Thank goodness Juicy bought Bruce and you didn't!

peterk · 10-09-2007, 12:28 PM

lol Juicy adopted a baby

Juicy D. Links · 10-09-2007, 12:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley

Did you put in him a crib with blankets? Chinese babies aren't used to that.

Try putting him to sleep on a dirt floor and covering him with a grass matt.

And get rid of his pacifier and give him a piece of bamboo to gnaw on instead.

Az A Bay Bay · 10-09-2007, 01:18 PM

Awww, how cute!!!

Odie · 10-09-2007, 01:50 PM

I think he's cute!

DjiXas · 10-10-2007, 07:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley

You don't show children porn!

Thank goodness Juicy bought Bruce and you didn't!

Don't you believe then someone says that childrens should follow their parents? Once that baby watches porn and understands everything, Juicy could start teaching him promoting adult sites, that's what the Chinese kids is all about, right? Slaving.

AZSarah · 10-10-2007, 08:41 AM

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Originally Posted by DjiXas

Don't you believe then someone says that childrens should follow their parents? Once that baby watches porn and understands everything, Juicy could start teaching him promoting adult sites, that's what the Chinese kids is all about, right? Slaving.

your sig is funnnnnnnny

p.s.
I'm Bruce's Mommy

alby_persignup · 10-10-2007, 08:51 AM

you sure about it? lol

Angie77 · 10-10-2007, 08:59 AM

this thread is fucking hilarious

AZSarah · 10-10-2007, 09:06 AM

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Originally Posted by alby_persignup

you sure about it? lol

I'm sure I am his Mommy, Juicy told me. Juicy would never lie about something like this ... see;

Date and Time: 10/09/2007 12:44 AM
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Bruce is your bbay =-O

DjiXas · 10-10-2007, 09:52 AM

ROFLAO. Bump for more comments. LOL.

Deej · 10-10-2007, 10:00 AM

This thread makes me weep

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