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beerbust03 · 09-15-2002, 08:03 PM

I have decided to not fly to the Internext. Call me chicken, I've flown lots before but damn I can't imagine it. My nerves are too bad. So if there's anyone out there who's going, who is either in the L. A. or San Diego Area, then give me a hit on ICQ . We can split gas or whatever and let me tie you up and photograph you. Just kidding.

Anyway you never know but seriously, if your fun please notify. I want my ride to be smooth. Yes pun was intended.

BJ · 09-15-2002, 08:05 PM

if you're gonna die, you're gonna die... driving does not statistically help this problem

beerbust03 · 09-15-2002, 08:07 PM

I know your right, your right, but I'd feel better if I drove.

BJ · 09-15-2002, 08:10 PM

100 tons of fuel and steel flying at 600mph through the air worries you?

beerbust03 · 09-15-2002, 08:12 PM

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Originally posted by PureMeds
100 tons of fuel and steal flying at 600mph through the air worries you?

Your making me feel so much better now.

Pornwolf · 09-15-2002, 08:57 PM

Hmm...

... a 4 - 5 hour ride with a gal with an incredibly sexy body and great personality to a convention full of sausages and prostitutes. Guys, I don't think I need to tell a lot of you this but this is a great setup for a potential mutually gratifying conference hookup that saves you a lot of stress and frustration.

If you are driving you might want to think about it.

SleazyDream · 09-15-2002, 08:59 PM

coward

beerbust03 · 09-15-2002, 09:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pornwolf
Hmm...

... a 4 - 5 hour ride with a gal with an incredibly sexy body and great personality to a convention full of sausages and prostitutes. Guys, I don't think I need to tell a lot of you this but this is a great setup for a potential mutually gratifying conference hookup that saves you a lot of stress and frustration.

If you are driving you might want to think about it.

Yes very mutually gratifying indeed. As I said before I will tie the person up and take alot of pictures. I'll get a guy having his own paysite in no time.

Pornwolf · 09-15-2002, 09:38 PM

...With a free content option thrown in! How can you beat this deal!

beerbust03 · 09-15-2002, 09:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pornwolf
...With a free content option thrown in! How can you beat this deal!

LOL-You guys will be seeing me very soon online. Not to worry.

CDSmith · 09-15-2002, 09:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by beerbust03
I will tie the person up and take alot of pictures.

Hopefully not while he's driving.

beerbust03 · 09-15-2002, 09:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CDSmith
Hopefully not while he's driving.

I'm a girl, the guy will be tied up in a secluded area and photographed in different sequences.

playa · 09-15-2002, 09:53 PM

its like a 20 hour drive on a bus
http://www.greyhound.com/

good luck

beerbust03 · 09-15-2002, 10:06 PM

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Originally posted by playa
its like a 20 hour drive on a bus
http://www.greyhound.com/

good luck

good luck for what? It's going to take me 5 hours unless my victim bitches the whole time.

TheFLY · 09-15-2002, 11:56 PM

Driving is nice...

1. I am in control.
2. I leave at my leisure.
3. More comfortable.
4. I can play loud music and sing.
5. I can masturbate.
6 I'm closer to the ground.
7. I usually catch some illness on a plane.
8. The pressure changes give me a headache.
9. No need for taxi on arrival.
10. The $avings.
11. Driving helps clear my head.
12. Lots more luggage.

roseyrid · 09-16-2002, 12:07 AM

I've been on 12 flights since 9/11 and at first i was nervous as shit... Here is a way to keep yourself calm on flights. Now when i fly i only sit first class. I sit as close to the cockpit as possible. They no longer give you metal knives in first class, but they do give you metal forks. I keep one of those right in the magazine racks sticking out just in case anyone tries to do anything stupid i have protection. I also take one of these on the plane with me CLICK HERE makes me feel a whole lot safer. I also take a valume before i get on the plane, helps calm the nerves. So i am pretty much prepared. If anyone wants to get in the cockpit, they are gonna get forked up pretty badly, and if they fuck me up, im all valumed up so i wont feel much. makes me feel a whole lot safer when i fly.

beerbust03 · 09-16-2002, 06:47 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by roseyatrid
I've been on 12 flights since 9/11 and at first i was nervous as shit... Here is a way to keep yourself calm on flights. Now when i fly i only sit first class. I sit as close to the cockpit as possible. They no longer give you metal knives in first class, but they do give you metal forks. I keep one of those right in the magazine racks sticking out just in case anyone tries to do anything stupid i have protection. I also take one of these on the plane with me CLICK HERE makes me feel a whole lot safer. I also take a valume before i get on the plane, helps calm the nerves. So i am pretty much prepared. If anyone wants to get in the cockpit, they are gonna get forked up pretty badly, and if they fuck me up, im all valumed up so i wont feel much. makes me feel a whole lot safer when i fly.

Thank you Roseyatrid. I especially like the Valium part.

beerbust03 · 09-16-2002, 09:21 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheFLY
Driving is nice...

1. I am in control.
2. I leave at my leisure.
3. More comfortable.
4. I can play loud music and sing.
5. I can masturbate.
6 I'm closer to the ground.
7. I usually catch some illness on a plane.
8. The pressure changes give me a headache.
9. No need for taxi on arrival.
10. The $avings.
11. Driving helps clear my head.
12. Lots more luggage.

I can agree with every one of those. Especially #5. Masturbating while driving is the ultimate. I'm just a freaky girl!

Sly_RJ · 09-16-2002, 09:25 AM

If for some odd reason I decide to drive, I'll let you know.

beerbust03 · 09-16-2002, 09:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sly_RJ
If for some odd reason I decide to drive, I'll let you know.

Ok Sly. And your in San Diego, hmmmmmmmmmmmm. Interesting that we haven't met......................................

dig420 · 09-16-2002, 10:46 AM

beerbust, you'll get a lot more attention from LA webmasters if you'll show your face.. we already know the ass is fine

beerbust03 · 09-16-2002, 11:26 AM

Can you put it online for me?

Sly_RJ · 09-16-2002, 11:29 AM

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Originally posted by beerbust03
Can you put it online for me?

I can.
ICQ: 147479144
Email: [email protected]

beerbust03 · 09-16-2002, 11:43 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sly_RJ

I can.
ICQ: 147479144
Email: [email protected]

I sent it.

Sly_RJ · 09-16-2002, 12:11 PM

K guys, here she be:
<img src="http://www.slyslinks.com/beer.jpg">

vending_machine · 09-16-2002, 12:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by beerbust03
I know your right, your right, but I'd feel better if I drove.

Chances of dying are much higher driving than flying...

TDF · 09-16-2002, 12:15 PM

damn shes fuckable... 3 hardon's up!!

09-15-2002, 08:03 PM	#1
beerbust03 Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 911	Me No Fly----Lady Ling Ling I have decided to not fly to the Internext. Call me chicken, I've flown lots before but damn I can't imagine it. My nerves are too bad. So if there's anyone out there who's going, who is either in the L. A. or San Diego Area, then give me a hit on ICQ . We can split gas or whatever and let me tie you up and photograph you. Just kidding. Anyway you never know but seriously, if your fun please notify. I want my ride to be smooth. Yes pun was intended. __________________ Hehehehe Last edited by beerbust03; 09-15-2002 at 08:07 PM..

09-15-2002, 08:07 PM	#3
beerbust03 Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 911	I know your right, your right, but I'd feel better if I drove. __________________ Hehehehe

09-15-2002, 08:10 PM	#4
BJ Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: asia Posts: 5,590	100 tons of fuel and steel flying at 600mph through the air worries you? Last edited by BJ; 09-15-2002 at 08:12 PM..

09-15-2002, 08:57 PM	#6
Pornwolf Drunk and Unruly Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Hollywood Posts: 22,712	Hmm... ... a 4 - 5 hour ride with a gal with an incredibly sexy body and great personality to a convention full of sausages and prostitutes. Guys, I don't think I need to tell a lot of you this but this is a great setup for a potential mutually gratifying conference hookup that saves you a lot of stress and frustration. If you are driving you might want to think about it. __________________ I've trusted my sites to them for over a decade... Webair, bitches.

09-15-2002, 08:59 PM	#7
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09-15-2002, 08:05 PM	#2
BJ Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: asia Posts: 5,590	if you're gonna die, you're gonna die... driving does not statistically help this problem

09-15-2002, 09:38 PM	#9
Pornwolf Drunk and Unruly Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Hollywood Posts: 22,712	...With a free content option thrown in! How can you beat this deal! __________________ I've trusted my sites to them for over a decade... Webair, bitches.

09-15-2002, 09:53 PM	#13
playa Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: atlanta, GA Posts: 6,432	its like a 20 hour drive on a bus http://www.greyhound.com/ good luck

09-15-2002, 11:56 PM	#15
TheFLY So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: http://www.thefly.net/ --- Quit your job and live off steady traffic. Posts: 11,856	Driving is nice... 1. I am in control. 2. I leave at my leisure. 3. More comfortable. 4. I can play loud music and sing. 5. I can masturbate. 6 I'm closer to the ground. 7. I usually catch some illness on a plane. 8. The pressure changes give me a headache. 9. No need for taxi on arrival. 10. The $avings. 11. Driving helps clear my head. 12. Lots more luggage.

09-16-2002, 12:07 AM	#16
roseyrid Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: LA Posts: 1,058	I've been on 12 flights since 9/11 and at first i was nervous as shit... Here is a way to keep yourself calm on flights. Now when i fly i only sit first class. I sit as close to the cockpit as possible. They no longer give you metal knives in first class, but they do give you metal forks. I keep one of those right in the magazine racks sticking out just in case anyone tries to do anything stupid i have protection. I also take one of these on the plane with me CLICK HERE makes me feel a whole lot safer. I also take a valume before i get on the plane, helps calm the nerves. So i am pretty much prepared. If anyone wants to get in the cockpit, they are gonna get forked up pretty badly, and if they fuck me up, im all valumed up so i wont feel much. makes me feel a whole lot safer when i fly.

09-16-2002, 09:25 AM	#19
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09-16-2002, 10:46 AM	#21
dig420 Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 9,240	beerbust, you'll get a lot more attention from LA webmasters if you'll show your face.. we already know the ass is fine

09-16-2002, 11:26 AM	#22
beerbust03 Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 911	Can you put it online for me? __________________ Hehehehe

09-16-2002, 12:11 PM	#25
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09-16-2002, 12:15 PM	#27
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