Former Teen Revenue/Triple X Cash Director Launches New Program - GoFuckYourself.com

candiman 01 · 10-08-2007, 01:41 PM

Hey guys,

I just wanted to take a second to introduce myself, and the company I represent. My name is Chris Cain, and I'm the marketing director for Candi Cash Intl (candicashintl.com). Although Candi Cash is new in terms of name, it's board of directors is actually comprised of a highly skilled team of industry veterans with over 25 years of combined experience in the adult market. From procurement and preproduction to multimedia marketing and distribution, this is a conglomerate that truly has it all. We're kicking the program off with the first in a series of hardcore solo sites (lillaura.com) by multi award nominated former Teen Revenue / Triple X Cash Producer / Director Michael Maclane. Candi Cash will initially focus on furthering Michael's previous work utilizing absolutely exclusive, absolutely amateur models engaged in any and every level of debauchery imaginable. From the hottest and most intimate softcore, to some of the wildest and craziest hardcore ever caught on camera, these series will truly have it all. In addition to this obvious asset, Candi Cash also has contracts in place with Woody Award Winning Pornholio Director Dan Arnold for his long awaited return to the adult arena, as well as a post production and multimedia marketing department unrivaled in mainstream media itself. Candi Cash is currently reaching out to webmasters with an offer of 60/40 lifetime, as well as an additional 10% webmaster referral. Candi Cash runs a CC Bill based affiliate program, so trust isn't even an issue. True, unshaveable numbers from the horse's mouth. In addition to this, Candi Cash has one of the easiest to use, and most comprehensive affiliate programs on the market. From autopopulating hosted and custom content, to a media blitz unparallelled in the history of internet adult (check out Michael's television specials). It's almost unheard of for an unknown to be this well known, but here it is. Opportunity's knocking on your door, are you going to answer? We all know the best offers don't come twice, so use your head. Due to the company's relative obscurity we're willing to offer you 60 / 40 lifetime on proven directors and obviously profitable talent. This obviously won't last long, so why not get in now, it's not like you have anything to lose (except your inherent distrust of startup companies). Candi Cash is here for one purpose, and one purpose only, to win. Isn't that why you're here? So sign with a winner, Candi Cash Intl, your one stop shop for everything related to the future of the teen market. We'll see you at the finish line.

Chris Cain
Candi Cash Intl.

FreeHugeMovies · 10-08-2007, 01:58 PM

Lesson One

One hard return after every 4 - 5 sentences

xNetworx · 10-08-2007, 01:58 PM

cliffnotes?

JD · 10-08-2007, 01:59 PM

i like paragraphs :D

eroswebmaster · 10-08-2007, 02:04 PM

LOL and this from the "marketing" director.

That's wut is so kewl bout the interwebs, IDK, you and your BFF's can form like a company, and give urself such awesome titles as being teh CEO's, DOPS, cuz it's like WTF? Hedz up 4 rollz!

HorseShit · 10-08-2007, 02:13 PM

Aussie Rebel · 10-08-2007, 02:21 PM

paragraphs are your friend

candiman 01 · 10-08-2007, 02:22 PM

Tough crowd. I didn't realize the grammar police would be out in such force. Sorry if my announcement was a little long winded, I just felt as though I had alot to announce and wanted to get it all out there. As for the hardlinks, my post count wasn't high enough to allow them or I would have. Thanks for you interest.

Rochard · 10-08-2007, 02:23 PM

You signed up in April of 2007 and have all of eight posts?

You might have a team of highly qualified people but it seems to me no one there understands marketing. Good luck!

candiman 01 · 10-08-2007, 02:40 PM

I understand what your saying (about the time in versus low post count), but the reason this has moved so slowly has been beta testing. With this being our first release we wanted to take the time to make sure that everything was perfect before doing an official release (especially here). Without a launch to discuss I wasn't sure what exactly I'd be posting about, so I didn't. Hope this clears things up.

Sosa · 10-08-2007, 02:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FreeHugeMovies

Lesson One

One hard return after every 4 - 5 sentences

lol I was going to say the same thing.

Good luck with the new program however.

candiman 01 · 10-08-2007, 03:06 PM

Thanks Sosa, I appreciate that.

10-08-2007, 01:41 PM	#1
candiman 01 Registered User Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Hollywood, CA Posts: 49	Former Teen Revenue/Triple X Cash Director Launches New Program Hey guys, I just wanted to take a second to introduce myself, and the company I represent. My name is Chris Cain, and I'm the marketing director for Candi Cash Intl (candicashintl.com). Although Candi Cash is new in terms of name, it's board of directors is actually comprised of a highly skilled team of industry veterans with over 25 years of combined experience in the adult market. From procurement and preproduction to multimedia marketing and distribution, this is a conglomerate that truly has it all. We're kicking the program off with the first in a series of hardcore solo sites (lillaura.com) by multi award nominated former Teen Revenue / Triple X Cash Producer / Director Michael Maclane. Candi Cash will initially focus on furthering Michael's previous work utilizing absolutely exclusive, absolutely amateur models engaged in any and every level of debauchery imaginable. From the hottest and most intimate softcore, to some of the wildest and craziest hardcore ever caught on camera, these series will truly have it all. In addition to this obvious asset, Candi Cash also has contracts in place with Woody Award Winning Pornholio Director Dan Arnold for his long awaited return to the adult arena, as well as a post production and multimedia marketing department unrivaled in mainstream media itself. Candi Cash is currently reaching out to webmasters with an offer of 60/40 lifetime, as well as an additional 10% webmaster referral. Candi Cash runs a CC Bill based affiliate program, so trust isn't even an issue. True, unshaveable numbers from the horse's mouth. In addition to this, Candi Cash has one of the easiest to use, and most comprehensive affiliate programs on the market. From autopopulating hosted and custom content, to a media blitz unparallelled in the history of internet adult (check out Michael's television specials). It's almost unheard of for an unknown to be this well known, but here it is. Opportunity's knocking on your door, are you going to answer? We all know the best offers don't come twice, so use your head. Due to the company's relative obscurity we're willing to offer you 60 / 40 lifetime on proven directors and obviously profitable talent. This obviously won't last long, so why not get in now, it's not like you have anything to lose (except your inherent distrust of startup companies). Candi Cash is here for one purpose, and one purpose only, to win. Isn't that why you're here? So sign with a winner, Candi Cash Intl, your one stop shop for everything related to the future of the teen market. We'll see you at the finish line. Chris Cain Candi Cash Intl.

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candiman 01 Registered User Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Hollywood, CA Posts: 49	Tough crowd. I didn't realize the grammar police would be out in such force. Sorry if my announcement was a little long winded, I just felt as though I had alot to announce and wanted to get it all out there. As for the hardlinks, my post count wasn't high enough to allow them or I would have. Thanks for you interest.

10-08-2007, 02:40 PM	#10
candiman 01 Registered User Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Hollywood, CA Posts: 49	I understand what your saying (about the time in versus low post count), but the reason this has moved so slowly has been beta testing. With this being our first release we wanted to take the time to make sure that everything was perfect before doing an official release (especially here). Without a launch to discuss I wasn't sure what exactly I'd be posting about, so I didn't. Hope this clears things up.

10-08-2007, 03:06 PM	#12
candiman 01 Registered User Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Hollywood, CA Posts: 49	Thanks Sosa, I appreciate that.