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I think women like this makes up about 70% of women in NY and 95% in LA. Heh heh... what do you think about women like this?
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LOL @ a million a year being middle class
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I need a beer
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Gold diggers will eventually lose their looks and get dumped for a younger model
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I love the reply to that CL posting.
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soul less whores to be honest.
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Blow Me U Geeks
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ahahahahaha
great comeback reply classic! |
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Drunk and Unruly
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Why not just stay in NY and make MORE money?
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For guys in the "twilight" of their years, why not? But younger successful dudes, definitely go for the lease option ;) imho
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Friggin sad specimens - and much the same as guys who have a fetish for hanging on to anyone who is wealthy/successful. They are like mosquitos and need swotting....
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Smart? cuz it works.
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So Fucking Banned
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Incredible comeback!
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here's the entire original post by the girl:
Okay, I'm tired of beating around the bush. I'm a beautiful (spectacularly beautiful) 25 year old girl. I'm articulate and classy. I'm not from New York . I'm looking to get married to a guy who makes at least half a million a year. I know how that sounds, but keep in mind that a million a year is middle class in New York City , so I don't think I'm overreaching at all. Are there any guys who make 500K or more on this board? Any wives? Could you send me some tips? I dated a business man who makes average around 200 - 250. But that's where I seem to hit a roadblock. 250,000 won't get me to central park west. I know a woman in my yoga class who was married to an investment banker and lives in Tribeca, and she's not as pretty as I am, nor is she a great genius. So what is she doing right? How do I get to her level? Here are my questions specifically: - Where do you single rich men hang out? Give me specifics- bars, restaurants, gyms -What are you looking for in a mate? Be honest guys, you won't hurt my feelings -Is there an age range I should be targeting (I'm 25)? - Why are some of the women living lavish lifestyles on the upper east side so plain? I've seen really 'plain jane' boring types who have nothing to offer married to incredibly wealthy guys. I've seen drop dead gorgeous girls in singles bars in the east village. What's the story there? - Jobs I should look out for? Everyone knows - lawyer, investment banker, doctor. How much do those guys really make? And where do they hang out? Where do the hedge fund guys hang out? - How you decide marriage vs. just a girlfriend? I am looking for MARRIAGE ONLY Please hold your insults - I'm putting myself out there in an honest way. Most beautiful women are superficial; at least I'm being up front about it. I wouldn't be searching for these kind of guys if I wasn't able to match them - in looks, culture, sophistication, and keeping a nice home and hearth. *it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests PostingID: 432279810 and here's the full reply from the guy: Dear Pers-431649184: I read your posting with great interest and have thought meaningfully about your dilemma. I offer the following analysis of your predicament. Firstly, I'm not wasting your time, I qualify as a guy who fits your bill; that is I make more than $500K per year. That said here's how I see it. Your offer, from the prospective of a guy like me, is plain and simple a cr@ppy business deal. Here's why. Cutting through all the B.S., what you suggest is a simple trade: you bring your looks to the party and I bring my money. Fine, simple. But here's the rub, your looks will fade and my money will likely continue into perpetuity...in fact, it is very likely that my income increases but it is an absolute certainty that you won't be getting any more beautiful! So, in economic terms you are a depreciating asset and I am an earning asset. Not only are you a depreciating asset, your depreciation accelerates! Let me explain, you're 25 now and will likely stay pretty hot for the next 5 years, but less so each year. Then the fade begins in earnest. By 35 stick a fork in you! So in Wall Street terms, we would call you a trading position, not a buy and hold...hence the rub...marriage. It doesn't make good business sense to "buy you" (which is what you're asking) so I'd rather lease. In case you think I'm being cruel, I would say the following. If my money were to go away, so would you, so when your beauty fades I need an out. It's as simple as that. So a deal that makes sense is dating, not marriage. Separately, I was taught early in my career about efficient markets. So, I wonder why a girl as "articulate, classy and spectacularly beautiful" as you has been unable to find your sugar daddy. I find it hard to believe that if you are as gorgeous as you say you are that the $500K hasn't found you, if not only for a tryout. By the way, you could always find a way to make your own money and then we wouldn't need to have this difficult conversation. With all that said, I must say you're going about it the right way. Classic "pump and dump." I hope this is helpful, and if you want to enter into some sort of lease, let me know. |
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Now choke yourself!
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They're, uh... honest?
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A freakin' legend!
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awesome reply
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i like them because when they get so caught up in greed they're very easy to play and its so much easier since you know where they're coming from
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ok Here is the next question!!!!!!!!!!!!! what is your opinion on guys who target rich women to marry ....
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A man that doesn't carry his weight is not a man.
That's my opinion of the subject Christina.
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I loved the follow up response
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The reply is awesome, LOL.
My opinion on such women: whores.
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Great reply
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Haha good one...... the reply is good.
He had two assets: money and brains.
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nice reply
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Absolutely.
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no different to some guy selling smut online - go for your life.
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Anna Nicole has followers indeed.
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ahhh, an enlightened one, part of the 1% willing to stick there fucked up notion of freedom which tells me I'm dammed and hungry if my son wants to bond, and just my son is dammed if i don't and i work. Fuck the corporate world and running around like headless fucking slaves with hopeless attitudes in the sun wearing a suit drinking coffee... whinging of the heat as you burn your lip on self importance.
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Originally Posted by Pornwolf :
A man that doesn't carry his weight is not a man. Well said Pornwolf I totally agree . ![]()
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I love the guy's post...it's been circulating all over the place!
The financial community in TO is having a great laugh at this... but it's sad that $1 mill is only middle class here in TO as well..it doesn't buy much anymore.
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I can understand wanting to hook up with someone who makes an income comparable to your own...
But looking for that sugar-daddy/mommy just kinda says that you suck at life. Love the guy's reply, too. ![]()
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I see nothing wrong with it. A smart girl uses what her momma gave her.
If a girl is using her looks in exchange for security and financial freedom, why judge it? A kid that makes it to the NFL or NBA didn't get there because he got good grades...he got there because he has gifts he was born with. What's the difference between that and a girl who's born beautiful? She knows that men look for the alpha bitches, and women of that caliber look for the best provider...that's the way biology and society works. |
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most of the time, both sides know what they are getting
she's getting pampered and taken care of and he has some arm candy...
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Those women end up having shity lives anyways. They might have some old rich guys money to use, but he'll usually treat her like shit, she'll have fake ass friends, and end up having an affair and getting caught. Then she gets dumped and loses everything because she cheated. By then she tries to do it again only now she's too old to get it and ends up moving back in with her mother.
I've seen it a thousand times
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You took the words right out of my mouth! |
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I received that same email the other day, the reply made me laugh
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so true..
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I think i might have actually taken something from that reply and savored it .. those very likely could be words to live by .... personally I don't think I am as ugly as I could be .. and only middle age.. so tons left for me .. and in my time on this planet .. I can remember the times that I have ever been called "handsome" ... so it hasn't been my looks that attracted my spouses ..and it certainly wasn't my charm .. cause I am a flat out asshole ..not a good cook ..pretty decent in the sac .. but thats not enough to hold a relationship these days .. so we're left with bling and attention .... which kind of work hand in hand .. Sounds to me like it is time to work something like a "lease agreement" into a prenup ..thanks for posting this .. it could save me millions .
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The reply kicks ass. How about a contract where as soon as the man doesnt consider her "spectacularly beautiful" anymore by his standards, she takes a hike with whatever assest she entered in with? Put in a claus for her as well, that as soon as he's no longer as wealthy as she requires, he leaves with whatever assets he brought into it. Sounds fair.
Jesus, just be a high class call girl and get it over with. There's lots of rich men who visit or live in NYC. She cant be called a gold digger. Gold diggers are smart.
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My Wife once asked why a plain girl she knew would attract well to do, young guys.
My simple reply "She probably gives great blowjobs" She was not impressed with my answer
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