What's an original Halloween costume?

[BAKO]

I'm thinking about getting something sick this year but i dont know what, what are you going to be this year?

[hateman]

i'll dress up as a hairy, unibrowed armenian

[ShellyCrash]

I always thought Quint from Jaws would be a sweet costume for a guy, like get one of those shark attack costumes and change it up.

[BAKO]

i'll dress up as a hairy, unibrowed armenian

That's hot

[donborno]

[wateva]

lolz............

[Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE]

[CurrentlySober]

Just wear your underwear...
When people ask what your supposed to be, say a 'Premature Ejaculation'...
If they look confused explain that you have just 'Cum in your pants !'

[CaptainHowdy]

! That would be surprising!

[BAKO]

That's one ugly dude

[Nikki_Licks]

I went as bad news one time. I cut all the bad news articles out of the paper and glued them to a shirt and went as bad news....LOL
Not very creative, but cheap

[Mediachick]

I'm thinking about getting something sick this year but i dont know what, what are you going to be this year?

When I was in high-school, a guy got kicked out of the school dance because he was dressed as a tampon.

He rolled himself in a big piece of white cardboard where he wrote 'tampax' on that was held by suspenders on his shoulders, painted his face in red and wrapped his head in toilet paper. He also had a white rope taped at the bottom. That was pretty hilarious.

In my case I have been wanting to find a real Barney costume but I havent find anything yet.

I just imagine the face of the guys at the bar expecting to see sexy girls in cute costumes and me in the middle walking around with a huge fuzzy purple ass. That'd be awesome.

[The Heron]

Dress as a midget!

[Brad]

Captain Spaulding all the way!!!

[ProducerCashDave]

Dress up as a pimp

[sniperwolf]

dress like witch!

[nosey]

[mikeyddddd]

I'm going to be Miguel, the Mexican illegal alien.

[AdultB2B]

I really like this one

[gaymale]

I was going to go as George Bush, but then got scared that Cheney might use me for target practice.