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  • Sansa
    Confirmed User
    • Apr 2007
    • 293

    #1

    This seriously made my day... (a Craigslist gem)

    You know when some days you feel kinda eh... not quite accomplished or just generally unhappy with how the day progresses. Well I was having one of those days, then read this and I think I could go for another 8 hours.
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  • SteveLightspeed
    Confirmed User
    • Jul 2001
    • 7940

    #2
    awesome!
    Abra-cadabra!

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    • Profits of Doom
      Monster Rain
      • Feb 2004
      • 4978

      #3
      That is fucking dead on. I love this part... "If my money were to go away, so would you, so when your beauty fades I need an out. It's as simple as that."
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      • Husila
        Registered User
        • Jan 2005
        • 75

        #4
        Originally posted by Sansa
        You know when some days you feel kinda eh... not quite accomplished or just generally unhappy with how the day progresses. Well I was having one of those days, then read this and I think I could go for another 8 hours.
        great reading! i like.

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        • ProducerCashDave
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          • Jun 2006
          • 3983

          #5
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          • GAMEFINEST
            Make STACK$
            • Nov 2006
            • 14478

            #6
            I keep my self pumped regardless of how much my earnings are ....and plus that was a great read
            Compound interest.

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            • Violetta
              Affiliate
              • Jul 2004
              • 28735

              #7
              haha... what a BITCH! But I love that answer!!! lol... great read
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              • sicone
                Retired
                • Jan 2004
                • 18453

                #8
                fucking classic...

                With all that said, I must say you're going about it the right way.
                Classic "pump and dump."

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                • pornguy
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                  • Mar 2003
                  • 62912

                  #9
                  Solid response.

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                  • bDok
                    Confirmed User
                    • Feb 2005
                    • 1917

                    #10
                    got this in an email earlier today. CLASSIC.
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                    • _Richard_
                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                      • Oct 2006
                      • 30991

                      #11
                      hahaha that was hilarious

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                      • aico
                        Moo Moo Cow
                        • Mar 2004
                        • 14748

                        #12
                        pump and dump, I am going to use that at some point today.

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                        • F-U-Jimmy
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                          • Apr 2006
                          • 6853

                          #13
                          Outstanding reply, right on the money
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                          • xNetworx
                            So Fucking What
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 14445

                            #14
                            This shit is classic!

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                            • Barefootsies
                              Choice is an Illusion
                              • Feb 2005
                              • 42635

                              #15
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                              • Luca_Triple 10
                                Confirmed User
                                • Jun 2007
                                • 696

                                #16
                                Rob Campbell is the shit!

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                                • peterk
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Aug 2007
                                  • 3529

                                  #17
                                  hahahha
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                                  • Horny Alf
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Sep 2007
                                    • 863

                                    #18
                                    lol awesome

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                                    • SifuE
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Aug 2007
                                      • 877

                                      #19
                                      She's a keeper, better email her your bank account number..
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                                      • Phil
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Jan 2004
                                        • 7659

                                        #20
                                        That’s so fucking true. Another meat market hoe.
                                        Ask Phil

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                                        • $5 submissions
                                          I help you SUCCEED
                                          • Nov 2003
                                          • 32195

                                          #21
                                          Good analysis... until one of the two parties falls in love.

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                                          • seeric
                                            ..........
                                            • Aug 2004
                                            • 41917

                                            #22
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                                            • Hollywood Horwitz
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                                              • Dec 2003
                                              • 4357

                                              #23
                                              thats hilarious! classic for sure!
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                                              • greg80
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                                                • May 2007
                                                • 1644

                                                #24
                                                LOL, I guess she should have used Millionaire Mate
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                                                • SomeCreep
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                                                  • Mar 2003
                                                  • 26118

                                                  #25
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                                                  • st0ned
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Mar 2007
                                                    • 8437

                                                    #26
                                                    Haha that guys response is great!
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                                                    • Vick!
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                                                      • Nov 2005
                                                      • 6882

                                                      #27
                                                      The guys talked like a true businessman, but hey .. it was little harsh. Wasn't it?
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                                                      • MikeVega
                                                        **Porntrepreneur**
                                                        • Jul 2004
                                                        • 12788

                                                        #28
                                                        that's fucking great ...lol I have to assume it was a set-up joke but still funny


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                                                        • Spunky
                                                          I need a beer
                                                          • Jun 2002
                                                          • 133986

                                                          #29
                                                          Lol .that answer was great

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                                                          • NinjaSteve
                                                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                            • Dec 2003
                                                            • 11089

                                                            #30
                                                            She should have been a bitch and just dated two guys with $250k each.
                                                            ...

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                                                            • tony299
                                                              lurker
                                                              • Aug 2002
                                                              • 57021

                                                              #31
                                                              that is priceless.

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                                                              • Kevin Marx
                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                • Apr 2007
                                                                • 1888

                                                                #32
                                                                perfect!!!
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                                                                • woj
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                                                                  • Jul 2002
                                                                  • 47882

                                                                  #33
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                                                                  • O MARINA
                                                                    I'm clockin' ya, Versace shade watchin' ya
                                                                    • Mar 2003
                                                                    • 13796

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by MikeVega
                                                                    that's fucking great ...lol I have to assume it was a set-up joke but still funny
                                                                    total set up! has all his info.. but still funny =)

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                                                                    • xmas13
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Dec 2004
                                                                      • 5176

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by A1R3K
                                                                      If it floats, flies, or fucks, rent it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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                                                                      • RawAlex
                                                                        So Fucking Banned
                                                                        • Oct 2003
                                                                        • 9465

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Coles notes?

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                                                                        • Flynn
                                                                          pr0's goat screwed me
                                                                          • Jan 2002
                                                                          • 2083

                                                                          #37
                                                                          wow, that reply was awesome!
                                                                          blah blah blah

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                                                                          • TheSenator
                                                                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                            • Feb 2003
                                                                            • 13340

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Nice find!
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                                                                            • purplehaze
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Jul 2007
                                                                              • 168

                                                                              #39
                                                                              what a great answer! that was very well articulated and logical...even if it was a set-up; rich smart guy: 1, talentless bitch 0

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                                                                              • Shoehorn!
                                                                                Die With Your Boots On
                                                                                • Oct 2003
                                                                                • 22872

                                                                                #40
                                                                                HAHAHA fucking awesome. I want to shake that guys hand.

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                                                                                • DonX XXX Media Design
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                                                                                  • Sep 2007
                                                                                  • 54

                                                                                  #41
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                                                                                  • jabula
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                                                                                    • Jan 2003
                                                                                    • 1037

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Too true
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                                                                                    • V_RocKs
                                                                                      Damn Right I Kiss Ass!
                                                                                      • Nov 2003
                                                                                      • 32449

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      She better give a good blow job for $500K a year....

                                                                                      And those guys with plain Jane are with her because they knocked her up before they started making bank.

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                                                                                      • garybrooks
                                                                                        Registered User
                                                                                        • Aug 2007
                                                                                        • 62

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        I love it !
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                                                                                        • gecko
                                                                                          ******
                                                                                          • Jun 2002
                                                                                          • 21846

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Simply golden!
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                                                                                          • JuiceMonkey
                                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                                            • Oct 2004
                                                                                            • 3581

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            haha wow, she was put in her place quite nicely.
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                                                                                            • zeruel
                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                              • Apr 2007
                                                                                              • 1387

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              nice one... love it...

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                                                                                              • Danny B
                                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                                • Jan 2007
                                                                                                • 4423

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Wow. I bet she didn't see that one coming.
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                                                                                                • Profits of Doom
                                                                                                  Monster Rain
                                                                                                  • Feb 2004
                                                                                                  • 4978

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Originally posted by RawAlex
                                                                                                  Coles notes?
                                                                                                  Coming from the guy with the five paragraph posts...
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                                                                                                  • shermo

                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Hahah! What a genius reply!

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