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Dirty F 10-03-2007 04:04 PM

Did everybody read that! They secretly sent a robot to the moon to place that mirror there. We finally found out the truth! Thank god!

hateman 10-03-2007 04:06 PM

in 1970 the Soviets landed a moon probe Luna 16, which collected fucking moon rocks and brought them back to earth.

you think the US couldnt land a drone there, prior to 1969, to install a fucking mirror?

hateman 10-03-2007 04:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty Franck (Post 13183167)
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Ah yes, ofcourse....a robot...duh stupid me :1orglaugh

They secretly sent a robot into space to plant a mirror on the moon but when they sent humans thats oh so fucking impossible...yup, what was i thinking..must be the weed.

yes, because landing a man on another planet and bringing him back is just as easy as just sending an unmanned probe.

you stupid fuck.

Dirty F 10-03-2007 04:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hateman (Post 13183195)
in 1970 the Soviets landed a moon probe Luna 16, which collected fucking moon rocks and brought them back to earth.

you think the US couldnt land a drone there, prior to 1969, to install a fucking mirror?

Yeah man, ofcourse...they did a secret mission to place a mirror there. Nobody noticed that rocket going to the moon either... :1orglaugh

wyldblyss 10-03-2007 04:09 PM

I could never figure out why people worry so much about landing on the moon. If you believe it, believe it, if you don't, don't. Why in the world would you waste one moment of your existence trying to convince the people of GFY it did not happen?

Do something worthwhile....save the world....feed the homeless, build a school in a 3rd world country, buy a membership to a porn site to support a worth sponsor, beat your man meat for a moment of bliss....but for heaven sakes...who in the hell cares about what happened so long ago. Let it go!

Dirty F 10-03-2007 04:09 PM

Imbecile, can you imagine how fucking many people have to be part of the conspiracy to secretly place a mirror on the fucking moon. 100's if not 1000's of people.

D 10-03-2007 04:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty Franck (Post 13183174)
Did everybody read that! They secretly sent a robot to the moon to place that mirror there. We finally found out the truth! Thank god!

I wonder if they're the same robots that sent the human-voice transmissions from the moon independently picked up by listening posts all over the world, too.

Dirty F 10-03-2007 04:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by D (Post 13183231)
I wonder if they're the same robots that sent the human-voice transmissions from the moon independently picked up by listening posts all over the world, too.


Dont be stupid, they obviously had another secret mission for those...pre recorded messages that were sent to the moon at the same time as the apollo was supposed to go.

hateman 10-03-2007 04:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty Franck (Post 13183221)
Imbecile, can you imagine how fucking many people have to be part of the conspiracy to secretly place a mirror on the fucking moon. 100's if not 1000's of people.

do you know how many different space launches and missions have there been? sending a probe to the moon is just as easy as placing another satelite into orbit.

go read a book for a change, you autistic loser.

D 10-03-2007 04:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty Franck (Post 13183245)
Dont be stupid, they obviously had another secret mission for those...pre recorded messages that were sent to the moon at the same time as the apollo was supposed to go.

Ahh... of course.

Silly me.

And let's not forget about all those geological surveys that were done that pretty much proved how the moon came into existence.

Those secret missions were involved! Think it might have been simpler to just send a human to the moon after all...

Dirty F 10-03-2007 04:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hateman (Post 13183247)
do you know how many different space launches and missions have there been? sending a probe to the moon is just as easy as placing another satelite into orbit.

go read a book for a change, you autistic loser.

Yeah man, they secretly sent 2 probes. One which places a mirror on the moon and another one with recorded messages. Easy.

Only a few 1000 people involved.

D 10-03-2007 04:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hateman (Post 13183247)
go read a book for a change

Please heed your own advice. :2 cents:

I'd bet real money that you've been to your local public library less than 2 times in the last 5 years.

Dirty F 10-03-2007 04:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by D (Post 13183250)
Those secret missions were involved! Think it might have been simpler to just send a human to the moon after all...

Nah man, they just send a probe. Its so easy man...you just pick up the phone and order phone.

hateman 10-03-2007 04:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by D (Post 13183231)
I wonder if they're the same robots that sent the human-voice transmissions from the moon independently picked up by listening posts all over the world, too.

the first voice transmission via the moon was made in 1954 through a relay station.

try harder.

hateman 10-03-2007 04:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty Franck (Post 13183262)
Nah man, they just send a probe. Its so easy man...you just pick up the phone and order phone.

hey imbecile, try using your brain for a change: would it make sense to land an unmanned probe on the moon at least once, before trying to land a space ship with 3 men there?

idiot.

Dirty F 10-03-2007 04:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hateman (Post 13183282)
hey imbecile, try using your brain at least once: would it make sense to land an unmanned probe on the moon before trying to land a space ship with 3 men there?

idiot.

Yeah man, secretly...only a few 1000 people involved of which not one has ever opened his mouth.

That must be the best ever conspiracy in history..besides 9/11 ofcourse :1orglaugh

Dirty F 10-03-2007 04:28 PM

Funny how that is kept a 100% secret. Something the goverment is hiding for you...and non of the conspiracy theorists talk about it...you guys are really special.

hateman 10-03-2007 04:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty Franck (Post 13183286)
Yeah man, secretly...only a few 1000 people involved of which not one has ever opened his mouth.

That must be the best ever conspiracy in history..besides 9/11 ofcourse :1orglaugh

you have been throughly and totally owned on the subject.

go back to stalking spacedog and dont forget to update us when you find another "interesting" pattern in his posts.

D 10-03-2007 04:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hateman (Post 13183268)
the first voice transmission via the moon was made in 1954 through a relay station.

try harder.

Neat. I didn't know that.

But I'll tell you what I do know - mathematics.

And for transmissions to be "bounced off" the moon and come back to us here, it would be necessary for the moon to be in specific places in the sky... and I'm betting that most of the occurrences of voice transmission coming from the moon during the Apollo missions were where the trigonometry involved in bouncing a transmission off the moon from the Earth would make such a feat impossible - leaving only the conclusion that the transmission originated from an outer-worldly source.

But I'll leave you to look that up (though I doubt you'll bother to investigate)... 'cause honestly, I'm done here for now. if you really cared to know the truth you'd know the truth, and you wouldn't have started this ignorant thread in the first place...

unless, of course, you're just here to pointlessly stir shit up - and, in that case, I'm certainly done wasting my time.

Pics Traffic 10-03-2007 04:37 PM

ofcourse its a BS. otherwise they would have done it again.

hateman 10-03-2007 04:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty Franck (Post 13183294)
Funny how that is kept a 100% secret. Something the goverment is hiding for you...and non of the conspiracy theorists talk about it...you guys are really special.

you'd be surprised what kind of things can be kept secret when 135 billions of taxpayers dollars are stolen under the disguise of a "space program"

Profits of Doom 10-03-2007 04:38 PM

I'm posting this from the moon, and I don't see any mirrors here. Just Tommy Lee Jones' dead body in an astronaut suit, and Frank Sinatra music playing in the background from an unknown source...

hateman 10-03-2007 04:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by D (Post 13183313)
Neat. I didn't know that.

But I'll tell you what I do know - mathematics.

And for transmissions to be "bounced off" the moon and come back to us here, it would be necessary for the moon to be in specific places in the sky... and I'm betting that most of the occurrences of voice transmission coming from the moon during the Apollo missions were where the trigonometry involved in bouncing a transmission off the moon from the Earth would make such a feat impossible - leaving only the conclusion that the transmission originated from an outer-worldly source.

they bounced the transmissions off the moon using an orbiting satelite.

Vick! 10-03-2007 04:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GrouchyAdmin (Post 13182437)
This post is a lie.

You're an idiot.

Choose A, or B.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mister E (Post 13182469)
or C

the post is a lie and he is also an idiot

D) All of above. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Dirty F 10-03-2007 04:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CheeseFrog (Post 13183375)
Wait... so we couldn't have gone to the moon with technology "less than a Gameboy". But somehow they had developed robotic technology advanced enough to send to the moon (which in itself is a contradiction of the first argument) and position a laser reflector? :1orglaugh

Dont make sense please, it will confuse him.

Brother Bilo 10-03-2007 05:04 PM

Wow, I have to say I've never seen a conversation about landing on the moon or not landing on the moon get so intense. There is some serious name callin going in here.

Can I get a simma down now kid?!

bronco67 10-03-2007 05:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty Franck (Post 13183221)
Imbecile, can you imagine how fucking many people have to be part of the conspiracy to secretly place a mirror on the fucking moon. 100's if not 1000's of people.

I'll bet it's the same people that wired the WTC to blow up under the noses of thousands of employees and made sure it detonated just as the remote controlled jumbo jets with fake terrorists and passengers crashed into the building.

Grapesoda 10-03-2007 05:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hateman (Post 13182430)
https://youtube.com/watch?v=_xUGRngAhBI

our current spaceshuttles can only go 300-400 miles into space, how the hell are we supposed to believe that they went 239,000 miles(100000% farther) to the Moon in 1969 with less technology than a 'gameboy'?

was it moxie and elbow grease? Nope just a lie.

whoa!!! the pres can't even get some head without the whole fucking planet finding out and YOU actually think they faked the space program. THAT IS FUCKING AMAZING. it's official: you are stupid.

Dirty Dane 10-03-2007 05:34 PM

Moon is fake.

FelixFlow 10-03-2007 05:53 PM

lol what an idiot


and you other idiots saying "we only put a space shuttle 400 miles into space" as proof we didnt go to the moon , lol wtf !?! space shuttle do what they're DESIGNED to do, they're not supposed to go to the moon you fucking jackasses!!


there were cars in the 60's that could do 150+ mph in the 1/4 mile...my car with today's technology can only do about 90mph...does that mean the claims from the 60's are lies because MY CAR can't do what they did? or do you think maybe it means my car does what it was intended to do

morons

:)

TeenCat 10-03-2007 05:54 PM

http://chilx.net/gfy/notkno.gif

Pics Traffic 10-03-2007 05:56 PM

its very easy to leep secrets with dead people. didn't most of them "die" all of a sudden?

Profits of Doom 10-03-2007 06:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Profits of Doom (Post 13183331)
I'm posting this from the moon, and I don't see any mirrors here. Just Tommy Lee Jones' dead body in an astronaut suit, and Frank Sinatra music playing in the background from an unknown source...

What...nothing? No one has seen Space Cowboys? So much for obscure movie references...:disgust

gornyhuy 10-03-2007 06:27 PM

Sofa King Retarded.

dynastoned 10-03-2007 06:29 PM

BREAKING: New Video Footage of Moon Landing! Lisa Nowak

https://youtube.com/watch?v=mfmWgglkGHQ

proof for you doubters!

Brother Bilo 10-03-2007 06:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dynastoned (Post 13183697)
BREAKING: New Video Footage of Moon Landing! Lisa Nowak

https://youtube.com/watch?v=mfmWgglkGHQ

proof for you doubters!

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

D 10-03-2007 08:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dynastoned (Post 13183697)
BREAKING: New Video Footage of Moon Landing! Lisa Nowak

https://youtube.com/watch?v=mfmWgglkGHQ

proof for you doubters!

"Jesus H. Christ in a chicken basket" :1orglaugh

Lykos 10-03-2007 08:19 PM

Usa never was on the moon,1969 is the lie.

GrouchyAdmin 10-03-2007 08:20 PM

When I turn on a shortwave radio late at night I hear strange noises I think it's the moon men trying to communicate with us.

He is partially right, you know.

The first words on the moon were actually spoken by Buzz Aldrin, who said "No, Neal, after you."

uno 10-03-2007 08:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lykos (Post 13184128)
Usa never was on the moon,1969 is the lie.

Seriously. I saw a video on youtube that proves 1969 never even happened.

dav3 10-03-2007 08:43 PM

I'm pretty sure I remember seeing on one of the Discovery Channel shows, that the 'official' first words of Neal from the moon were changed just a little bit, that's why the recording always sounds a tad scrambled at the end. From what I remember them saying on the show, the first original words from Neal were something like, "That's one small step for man, one giant leap for this man."

One of you had to have seen the show I'm talking about. I'm probably not 100% accurate in my recollection, but I am certain that the 'official' phrase was changed from what was actually said by Neal.

mikeyddddd 10-03-2007 09:00 PM

Jim Lovell is on The Colbert Report right now.

He was the commander of Apollo 13, which suffered an explosion enroute to the Moon, and the command module pilot of Apollo 8, the first Apollo mission to enter lunar orbit.

If they were faking the missions, why would they have one of them not land on the moon when their announced plan was to do so?

You may have heard of the Apollo 13 movie starring Tom Hanks as Lovell.

DBS.US 10-03-2007 09:03 PM

I don't know if we did go but the Pentagon and Hollywood studios have always worked together. Back in the 60's the U.S. Army had a movie studio in Culver city, CA. where the made all kinds of pro war propaganda. Why fake it? Because we where in a race to be the first to the moon. Maybe we cheated. Does anyone know if we had the technology to do a live video broadcast with remote controlled cameras from the moon to earth

Papillon 10-03-2007 09:09 PM

we never went to the moon

9-11 was performed by 3 ex members of Take That

jesus built my hotrod

and elvis was a hero to most

GrouchyAdmin 10-03-2007 09:11 PM

We landed on the moon in 1969. 1969 seems like a long time ago, but that's right before 1970. We had the first Sony portable TV in 1960.

The first portable TV cameras were in 1950.

Keep in mind that this transmission was not 'precisely instant' as we are used to today. It took about as long as it takes GFY to load, most of the time.

Yeah, we could. CONSUMER GOODS WERE ESSENTIALLY CAPABLE OF THIS TWENTY YEARS BEFORE THE LANDING.

And to answer a previously raised question:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wikipedia
Despite Armstrong meaning:
That's one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind.
But radio difficulties failed to transmit the "a", and his words as heard on Earth were:
That's one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind.


DBS.US 10-03-2007 09:16 PM

http://img507.imageshack.us/img507/6496/spacefn5.jpg

Az A Bay Bay 10-03-2007 09:20 PM

wht a joke...

BradM 10-03-2007 09:23 PM

Robots have control of the world. They have ever since this laser deal. It's clear to me now I am a slave to my Robot Laser Master.

Someone make a youtube video of this theory that ties Apollo 11, 9/11 and Columbine together please. Thanks.

RayVega 10-03-2007 09:39 PM

https://youtube.com/watch?v=mouUU...elated&search=

RayVega 10-03-2007 10:05 PM

Here's a good one:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Fb1oe...elated&search=


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