This seriously made my day... (a Craigslist gem) - GoFuckYourself.com

Sansa · 10-04-2007, 03:05 PM

You know when some days you feel kinda eh... not quite accomplished or just generally unhappy with how the day progresses. Well I was having one of those days, then read this and I think I could go for another 8 hours.

SteveLightspeed · 10-04-2007, 03:09 PM

awesome!

Profits of Doom · 10-04-2007, 03:09 PM

That is fucking dead on. I love this part... "If my money were to go away, so would you, so when your beauty fades I need an out. It's as simple as that."

Husila · 10-04-2007, 03:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Sansa

You know when some days you feel kinda eh... not quite accomplished or just generally unhappy with how the day progresses. Well I was having one of those days, then read this and I think I could go for another 8 hours.

great reading! i like.

ProducerCashDave · 10-04-2007, 03:14 PM

GAMEFINEST · 10-04-2007, 03:16 PM

I keep my self pumped regardless of how much my earnings are ....and plus that was a great read

Violetta · 10-04-2007, 03:18 PM

haha... what a BITCH! But I love that answer!!! lol... great read

sicone · 10-04-2007, 03:19 PM

fucking classic...

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With all that said, I must say you're going about it the right way.
Classic "pump and dump."

pornguy · 10-04-2007, 03:20 PM

Solid response.

bDok · 10-04-2007, 03:22 PM

got this in an email earlier today. CLASSIC.

_Richard_ · 10-04-2007, 03:24 PM

hahaha that was hilarious

aico · 10-04-2007, 03:25 PM

pump and dump, I am going to use that at some point today.

F-U-Jimmy · 10-04-2007, 03:38 PM

Outstanding reply, right on the money

xNetworx · 10-04-2007, 03:42 PM

This shit is classic!

Barefootsies · 10-04-2007, 03:46 PM

Luca_Triple 10 · 10-04-2007, 03:56 PM

Rob Campbell is the shit!

peterk · 10-04-2007, 04:00 PM

hahahha

Horny Alf · 10-04-2007, 04:03 PM

lol awesome

SifuE · 10-04-2007, 04:03 PM

She's a keeper, better email her your bank account number..

Phil · 10-04-2007, 04:05 PM

That’s so fucking true. Another meat market hoe.

$5 submissions · 10-04-2007, 04:05 PM

Good analysis... until one of the two parties falls in love.

seeric · 10-04-2007, 04:26 PM

If it floats, flies, or fucks, rent it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hollywood Horwitz · 10-04-2007, 04:28 PM

thats hilarious! classic for sure!

greg80 · 10-04-2007, 04:29 PM

LOL, I guess she should have used Millionaire Mate

SomeCreep · 10-04-2007, 04:30 PM

ilold....

st0ned · 10-04-2007, 04:33 PM

Haha that guys response is great!

Vick! · 10-04-2007, 04:57 PM

The guys talked like a true businessman, but hey .. it was little harsh. Wasn't it?

MikeVega · 10-04-2007, 05:07 PM

that's fucking great ...lol I have to assume it was a set-up joke but still funny

Spunky · 10-04-2007, 05:12 PM

Lol .that answer was great

NinjaSteve · 10-04-2007, 05:14 PM

She should have been a bitch and just dated two guys with $250k each.

tony286 · 10-04-2007, 05:17 PM

that is priceless.

Kevin Marx · 10-04-2007, 05:27 PM

perfect!!!

woj · 10-04-2007, 05:29 PM

brilliant

O MARINA · 10-04-2007, 05:39 PM

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Originally Posted by MikeVega

that's fucking great ...lol I have to assume it was a set-up joke but still funny

total set up! has all his info.. but still funny =)

xmas13 · 10-04-2007, 07:10 PM

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Originally Posted by A1R3K

If it floats, flies, or fucks, rent it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RawAlex · 10-04-2007, 07:34 PM

Coles notes?

Flynn · 10-04-2007, 07:54 PM

wow, that reply was awesome!

TheSenator · 10-04-2007, 08:11 PM

Nice find!

purplehaze · 10-04-2007, 08:12 PM

what a great answer! that was very well articulated and logical...even if it was a set-up; rich smart guy: 1, talentless bitch 0

Shoehorn! · 10-04-2007, 08:16 PM

HAHAHA fucking awesome. I want to shake that guys hand.

DonX XXX Media Design · 10-04-2007, 09:17 PM

jabula · 10-04-2007, 09:26 PM

Too true

V_RocKs · 10-04-2007, 09:47 PM

She better give a good blow job for $500K a year....

And those guys with plain Jane are with her because they knocked her up before they started making bank.

garybrooks · 10-04-2007, 09:55 PM

I love it !

gecko · 10-04-2007, 11:18 PM

Simply golden!

JuiceMonkey · 10-04-2007, 11:56 PM

haha wow, she was put in her place quite nicely.

zeruel · 10-05-2007, 12:22 AM

nice one...

love it...

Danny B · 10-05-2007, 12:33 AM

Wow. I bet she didn't see that one coming.

Profits of Doom · 10-05-2007, 12:36 AM

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Originally Posted by RawAlex

Coles notes?

Coming from the guy with the five paragraph posts...

10-05-2007, 12:39 AM

Hahah! What a genius reply!

10-04-2007, 03:05 PM	#1
Sansa Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 293	This seriously made my day... (a Craigslist gem) You know when some days you feel kinda eh... not quite accomplished or just generally unhappy with how the day progresses. Well I was having one of those days, then read this and I think I could go for another 8 hours.

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10-04-2007, 03:09 PM	#3
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10-04-2007, 03:18 PM	#7
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10-04-2007, 03:25 PM	#12
aico Moo Moo Cow Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Washington State Posts: 14,748	pump and dump, I am going to use that at some point today.

10-04-2007, 03:38 PM	#13
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10-04-2007, 03:42 PM	#14
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10-04-2007, 04:03 PM	#19
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10-04-2007, 04:05 PM	#20
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10-04-2007, 04:05 PM	#21
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10-04-2007, 05:07 PM	#28
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10-04-2007, 05:17 PM	#31
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10-04-2007, 08:12 PM	#39
purplehaze Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: LA Posts: 168	what a great answer! that was very well articulated and logical...even if it was a set-up; rich smart guy: 1, talentless bitch 0