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BT · 09-18-2002, 04:13 AM

I was jogging the beach this morning and I heard the cry for help.... I was like, "...damn" this does not sound right so I stoped and spoted a women in the sand hyperventilating. With no cell phone nor people around I had no choice but to carry her about a quater mile towards people... Mind you, in the sand already tired. I got to the fire house and they called all the Paramedics. She was dehydrated and fione! All I was thinking about after that was getting the pussy. I could have saved her life so she should pay me with kisses. LOL... just kidding but It may have been her good luck I decided to run a route I havent done in years. Should I find out her name and contact her for a date or just let it ride as pat on the back?

boneprone · 09-18-2002, 04:16 AM

Did you ever hear my story about the girl with no arms and no legs?

pornJester · 09-18-2002, 04:59 AM

You saved her life, she at least owes you some dinner.. i say find out who she is and see how it goes

bushwacker · 09-18-2002, 07:01 AM

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Originally posted by BT_trafficcashgold
I was jogging the beach this morning and I heard the cry for help.... I was like, "...damn" this does not sound right so I stoped and spoted a women in the sand hyperventilating. With no cell phone nor people around I had no choice but to carry her about a quater mile towards people... Mind you, in the sand already tired. I got to the fire house and they called all the Paramedics. She was dehydrated and fione! All I was thinking about after that was getting the pussy. I could have saved her life so she should pay me with kisses. LOL... just kidding but It may have been her good luck I decided to run a route I havent done in years. Should I find out her name and contact her for a date or just let it ride as pat on the back?

did you check the oil?

marty · 09-18-2002, 07:07 AM

Go for the sex thing.
I wouldn't save anyone for a lousy pat on the back.

A blowjob is the least

SpeedoPanda · 09-18-2002, 07:10 AM

She definitely owes you. I'd say some good sex and some good breakfast the next morning.

/SpeedoPanda

hershie · 09-18-2002, 07:27 AM

i'll bet she returns to the spot you found her looking for you tomorrow or maybe all week hoping you'll show up. She will want to thank you...as its good karma.

BT · 09-18-2002, 07:32 AM

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Originally posted by hershie
i'll bet she returns to the spot you found her looking for you tomorrow or maybe all week hoping you'll show up. She will want to thank you...as its good karma.

So your saying I should run again at sunrise... same place same time? She was not married cuss she didnt have a ring so what the hell do I have to lose!

hershie · 09-18-2002, 07:39 AM

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Originally posted by BT_trafficcashgold

So your saying I should run again at sunrise... same place same time? She was not married cuss she didnt have a ring so what the hell do I have to lose!

i wouldn't be running if i were you; i'd be prepared with a pocket full of rubbers and some cheap cologne on in my Sunday best waiting for her to thank you in the best way she knows. Don't turn up sweaty.

BT · 09-18-2002, 08:51 AM

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Originally posted by hershie

i wouldn't be running if i were you; i'd be prepared with a pocket full of rubbers and some cheap cologne on in my Sunday best waiting for her to thank you in the best way she knows. Don't turn up sweaty.

LMAO....

WiredGuy · 09-18-2002, 12:03 PM

Yeah, run the same route tomorrow at the same time. Before the bend you found her, stop, catch your breath, pop a breath freshner, some cheap cologne and take some time to stop sweating. Then start running by the same spot and hope she's there. Women love to be "saved", so if she's not a bitch she'll show up to at least thank you if nothing else.

A friend of mine told me about a similiar situation, this girl had fainted in the subway station, pretty close to the tracks (she didn't fall over though), and he pulled her away. Anyways, she was so thankful that they had sex that same night.

Just to give you a hint of how much women like to be saved...

Good luck BT :-)
WG

krysco · 09-18-2002, 12:15 PM

Definately run back for a couple days to see if she shows up.

You gotta let us know what happens !!!
Im intrigued.

CraigA · 09-18-2002, 12:23 PM

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Originally posted by WiredGuy
Yeah, run the same route tomorrow at the same time. Before the bend you found her, stop, catch your breath, pop a breath freshner, some cheap cologne and take some time to stop sweating. Then start running by the same spot and hope she's there. Women love to be "saved", so if she's not a bitch she'll show up to at least thank you if nothing else.

A friend of mine told me about a similiar situation, this girl had fainted in the subway station, pretty close to the tracks (she didn't fall over though), and he pulled her away. Anyways, she was so thankful that they had sex that same night.

Just to give you a hint of how much women like to be saved...

Good luck BT :-)
WG

See BT, one of our webmasters with some good advice. It can't hurt so give it a shot. A blow job at the very least.

bushwacker · 09-18-2002, 12:24 PM

go for the sticky!!

BJ · 09-18-2002, 12:25 PM

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Originally posted by boneprone
Did you ever hear my story about the girl with no arms and no legs?

now your fucked

WiredGuy · 09-18-2002, 12:30 PM

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Originally posted by CraigA

See BT, one of our webmasters with some good advice. It can't hurt so give it a shot. A blow job at the very least.

Hey Craig,

I didn't know you were on this board as well. Nice to see you here!

Now BT, you go out and find that girl. Nothing better than thank you sex :-)

And if you don't, I'll move my traffic to Silvercash, hehe...

Whatever you do, good luck BT :-)
WG

Hen · 09-18-2002, 12:31 PM

IMHO, don't go out of your way...but if it falls in your hands then heyy, do your thingy thing.
;)

U know just as well as I do that come this weekend u can pick up a few girls like that, being the

u r.

Play on Playa...

Sly_RJ · 09-18-2002, 12:34 PM

Dude, it was a total setup. She saw you running along in your tight little biker shorts and knew she wanted some of that cock. She wasn't dying! She was waiting for you!

Give her a call, tap that ass!

BT · 09-18-2002, 01:42 PM

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Originally posted by Sly_RJ
Dude, it was a total setup. She saw you running along in your tight little biker shorts and knew she wanted some of that cock. She wasn't dying! She was waiting for you!

Give her a call, tap that ass!

Those things don't happen in my world. Bitches see me in biker shorts they run so I prefer speedo.

rocki · 09-18-2002, 05:32 PM

yeah BT... i think she seen you coming... she wants it so BUST!

09-18-2002, 04:13 AM	#1
BT Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Ft liquordale FL Posts: 6,481	Good Luck! I was jogging the beach this morning and I heard the cry for help.... I was like, "...damn" this does not sound right so I stoped and spoted a women in the sand hyperventilating. With no cell phone nor people around I had no choice but to carry her about a quater mile towards people... Mind you, in the sand already tired. I got to the fire house and they called all the Paramedics. She was dehydrated and fione! All I was thinking about after that was getting the pussy. I could have saved her life so she should pay me with kisses. LOL... just kidding but It may have been her good luck I decided to run a route I havent done in years. Should I find out her name and contact her for a date or just let it ride as pat on the back? __________________ IS Prime Hosting Bald Head Shine "BT" The American Dream, baby! " THE HOST WITH THE MOST!" My ICQ 122994792

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WiredGuy Pounding Googlebot Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 34,482	Yeah, run the same route tomorrow at the same time. Before the bend you found her, stop, catch your breath, pop a breath freshner, some cheap cologne and take some time to stop sweating. Then start running by the same spot and hope she's there. Women love to be "saved", so if she's not a bitch she'll show up to at least thank you if nothing else. A friend of mine told me about a similiar situation, this girl had fainted in the subway station, pretty close to the tracks (she didn't fall over though), and he pulled her away. Anyways, she was so thankful that they had sex that same night. Just to give you a hint of how much women like to be saved... Good luck BT :-) WG __________________ I play with Google.

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marty Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 1,656	Go for the sex thing. I wouldn't save anyone for a lousy pat on the back. A blowjob is the least

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hershie Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 4,642	i'll bet she returns to the spot you found her looking for you tomorrow or maybe all week hoping you'll show up. She will want to thank you...as its good karma.

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