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bobby666 10-03-2007 01:11 AM

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Originally Posted by thonglife (Post 13177694)

:1orglaugh haha :1orglaugh

polish_aristocrat 10-03-2007 01:22 AM

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Originally Posted by tical (Post 13177742)
you forgot

4. 12 gauge shotgun

yeah he'd shot the burglar and go to prison....

will76 10-03-2007 01:36 AM

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Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat (Post 13179299)
yeah he'd shot the burglar and go to prison....

hey polish, hows it going. ?

polish_aristocrat 10-03-2007 01:47 AM

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Originally Posted by will76 (Post 13179327)
hey polish, hows it going. ?

hey my buddy will, things are not bad here, i hope you're having a good time as well

will76 10-03-2007 01:51 AM

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Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat (Post 13179342)
hey my buddy will, things are not bad here, i hope you're having a good time as well

:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup

peterk 10-03-2007 03:23 AM

I hate when things like this one happens but I'm glad that you are ok.

lukemason 10-03-2007 03:27 AM

good thing your ok man that's the most important part :)

JamesK 10-03-2007 03:32 AM

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sonofsam 10-03-2007 04:09 AM

I love some of you people with the "I would have done this and that"

most of you need to shut the fuck up, cause you'd be hiding under your bed in a fetal possition crying your eyes out :1orglaugh

Ross 10-03-2007 04:14 AM

If anyone were ever to break into my house they first have to get passed my big dog - he's a labrador and very friendly but damn he gets pissed when people threaten me.

Then if they somehow managed to get by the dog, they would have to get passed my solid iron bar I keep upstairs and also one down stairs in the kitchen just incase.

If they got passed that then they can pretty much take what they want I guess :)

Aka_Bluey 10-03-2007 04:47 AM

A friend has this sign hangen up at his place, gets a few raised eyebrows, lol.

Instead of hangen a "Beware of the dog" sign.

He has,

"The bible says to forgive one's trespassers, we dont we shoot the bastards".

:winkwink:

Lykos 10-03-2007 07:09 AM

that really sux,sorry to hear that!

SifuE 10-03-2007 07:23 AM

Good to know ur safe, I just moved to Az an own like 9 guns 8 rifles 4 machine guns. Let them break in ill put 30+ rounds thru them with my AK-47..

pornguy 10-03-2007 08:10 AM

You should have kicked the door into his face and then beat the living shit out of him, When the cops arrived, just tell them he fell. But be honest about the falling. He fell 3 or 4 times.

cool1 10-03-2007 08:22 AM

bummers to hear that.
you should forget the baseball bat and go get one of those samurai swords.
much better for swingin than a bat, does more damage too.

http://www.samurai-sword-site.com/im...diagram_bg.gif

Trixie Racer 10-03-2007 08:42 AM

I wait for the day someone breaks in while I'm home.. :ak47:

Tom_PM 10-03-2007 09:03 AM

What a crazy situation.. glad it ended without any bloodshed. Can't imagine a worse situation except a bullet riddled body, just like on tv! blah.

Your steps seem right to me. You can buy stickers for your windows that indicate your house has alarm systems. Anyone but a seriously professional burglar will immediately leave if they think you have alarms.

There was a case here where a burglar got in to someones home, and the home owner stabbed them multiple times with a kitchen knife and managed to paralyze the guy in the process. The burgaler WON the court case against the homeowner. Fucked up. I think it was on Oprah a few years ago.

Better to work to prevent them WANTING to come in, than shoot or stab or bludgeon them after the fact. If they get in, your system failed... Look at it that way and you'll be in a good frame of mind to proceed.

Trixie Racer 10-03-2007 09:16 AM

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Originally Posted by PR_Tom (Post 13180708)
There was a case here where a burglar got in to someones home, and the home owner stabbed them multiple times with a kitchen knife and managed to paralyze the guy in the process. The burgaler WON the court case against the homeowner. Fucked up. I think it was on Oprah a few years ago.

That is exactly why you need to use a gun and empty the entire clip! A dead man cannot sue.

ShellyCrash 10-03-2007 09:27 AM

I used to live alone in this small 2 bedroom bungalow I was renting. I had the worst time with a prowler. He tried to break into the house several times, tried to take the door knob off with a hammer, etc. I'm glad he never got in, but he made several attempts and the cops never did anything to catch him. I think I would have pissed myself if he ever broke through the door. I can't imagine being face to face with a burgaler in my home. That sucks you didn't have a weapon of some kind. After dealing with that wackjob I keep myself armed to the teeth.

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