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09-30-2007, 02:22 PM
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JOKES:: Are they oldies?
These are the email jokes I got today:
Q: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR? A: It's Braille for "suck here". Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS? A: It's the same as a French kiss, but "down under." Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS? A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a "Goodyear". Q: WHY WERE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN? A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet. But when they go, they take your house and car with them. Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING? A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch... AND: Q: WHAT IS A MAN'S ULTIMATE EMBARRASSMENT? A: Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose. Happy chuckle! 
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09-30-2007, 03:13 PM
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hehe these are some good ones
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09-30-2007, 03:21 PM
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MAKE MORE MONEY FROM YOUR WEB TRAFFIC - 15% BONUS  And contact me if you need high quality translating and writing work done - angelo22 (AT) gmail (DOT) com |
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09-30-2007, 03:30 PM
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Some good ones lol
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