Wanna know what NFL players grundles tastes like after a game? Sweat Soda LOL

[Young]

http://thebigchoke.com/randomness/se...ed-soda-mmmmm/

I wish I could make that shit up.

[Young]

For the lazy or for those who don't own a mouse

According to news reports Jones Soda Co. out of Seattle, Washington thinks that tasting your favorite players ball/armpit sweat is a pretty good idea. So pretty soon they are releasing a 5 pack of soda described as “lifelike” representations of Dirt, Sports Cream, Persperation, and Turf.

A rep was quoted as saying…

“Perspiration Soda is kind of salty tasting,” she said, with a slightly higher sodium content than the average soda, with a smooth, “stinky football sock” finish.

I can not make this stuff up. If you’re a Seahawks fan or if you’re daring enough then head on over to the link at the bottom of the page so you can know exactly what Matt Hasselbeck’s sweat tastes like after a game, or what licking Sean Alexanders turf and sports creme covered knee would be like.

https://ssl.jonessodastore.com/seahawkspack/code/?

[CDSmith]

What's a grundle?

[Young]

Originally Posted by CDSmith

What's a grundle?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=grundle

this is fukking nasty. but im curious to taste the turf flavored

[CDSmith]

Originally Posted by Young

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=grundle

this is fukking nasty. but im curious to taste the turf flavored

Thanks. There was no mention of the word in the real dictionary. :D