Fraud of the day!! The guy is a genius!!! - FUNNY

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  • AK
    MadZuma
    • Nov 2003
    • 6436

    #1

    Fraud of the day!! The guy is a genius!!! - FUNNY

    sorry if this had been posted before...

    Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office,
    but she belonged to someone else...



    One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to
    her and said, 'I'll give you a $100 if you let me
    screw you. But the girl said NO.



    Johnny said, 'I'll be fast. I'll throw the money on
    the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the
    time you pick it up. '



    She thought for a moment and said that she would have
    to consult her boyfriend... So she called her
    boyfriend and told him the story.



    Her boyfriend says, 'Ask him for $200, pick up the
    money very fast, he won't even be able to get his
    pants down.'



    So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour
    goes by, and the boyfriend is waiting for his
    girlfriend to call.



    Finally, after 45 minutes, the boyfriend calls and
    asks what happened.



    She responded, 'The fucking bastard used coins!'



    Moral of the story:

    Your girlfriend won't get fucked if you promote our webcamclub.com


    Alfonsus Kusuma (AK)
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  • Deej
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    • Jun 2005
    • 24386

    #2
    That shit was FUNNY!

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    • seeric
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      • Aug 2004
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      #3
      cute!!!!!!!!!!

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      • Ice
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        #4
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        • Iron Fist
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          • Dec 2006
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          #5
          Hahhahaha... good stuff.
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          • Yanto
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            • Aug 2006
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            #6
            HAHAHAHAHA.... A good one!

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            • MikeB
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              • Feb 2002
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              #7
              Funny :-)

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              • Beaver Bob
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                • Aug 2005
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                #8
                good one!
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                • AK
                  MadZuma
                  • Nov 2003
                  • 6436

                  #9
                  hahahaha, i thought so.. i got funny email from time to time.. jsut trying to make the best of it..
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                  skype me - alfonsus.com

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                  • st0ned
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                    • Mar 2007
                    • 8437

                    #10
                    LOL! That is some funny shit AK

                    I better start promoting, I wouldn't want my girlfriend getting fucked ;)
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                    • peterk
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                      • Aug 2007
                      • 3529

                      #11
                      HAHA it was a good one
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                      • yahoo-xxx-girls.com
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                        #12



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                        • picaso
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                          #13

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                          • AdultHardcore
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                            #14
                            Very funny!!!!
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                            • Aussie Rebel
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                              #15

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                              • JD
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                                • Sep 2003
                                • 22651

                                #16
                                hahaha old joke but very nice delivery!

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                                • AK
                                  MadZuma
                                  • Nov 2003
                                  • 6436

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by st0ned
                                  LOL! That is some funny shit AK

                                  I better start promoting, I wouldn't want my girlfriend getting fucked ;)
                                  hahahah, thanks yeah good thing i don't have a girfriend, wife instead.. LOL
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                                  skype me - alfonsus.com

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                                  • shekinah
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                                    • May 2006
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                                    #18
                                    wow, that's very cute!

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                                    • AK
                                      MadZuma
                                      • Nov 2003
                                      • 6436

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by SPeRMiNaToR
                                      hahaha old joke but very nice delivery!
                                      thank you sir!
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                                      • chris_joseph
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                                        #20
                                        --- nice!
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                                          #21
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                                          • Martina Warren
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                                            #22
                                            LOL Very Cute!
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                                            • mikesinner
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                                              #23
                                              lol, fucking hilarious

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                                              • ThumbLord

                                                #24
                                                very very very as in very old
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                                                • HouseHead
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                                                  #25
                                                  hahaha...
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                                                  • u-Bob
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                                                    #26
                                                    old but funny

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                                                    • miss_jody
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                                                      #27


                                                      funny shit AK

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                                                      • Vick!
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                                                        • Nov 2005
                                                        • 6882

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by AK
                                                        sorry if this had been posted before...

                                                        Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office,
                                                        but she belonged to someone else...



                                                        One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to
                                                        her and said, 'I'll give you a $100 if you let me
                                                        screw you. But the girl said NO.



                                                        Johnny said, 'I'll be fast. I'll throw the money on
                                                        the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the
                                                        time you pick it up. '



                                                        She thought for a moment and said that she would have
                                                        to consult her boyfriend... So she called her
                                                        boyfriend and told him the story.



                                                        Her boyfriend says, 'Ask him for $200, pick up the
                                                        money very fast, he won't even be able to get his
                                                        pants down.'



                                                        So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour
                                                        goes by, and the boyfriend is waiting for his
                                                        girlfriend to call.



                                                        Finally, after 45 minutes, the boyfriend calls and
                                                        asks what happened.



                                                        She responded, 'The fucking bastard used coins!'



                                                        Moral of the story:

                                                        Your girlfriend won't get fucked if you promote our webcamclub.com


                                                        You are so mean, lol .. you changes the moral.
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                                                        • Nicolas
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                                                          #29
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                                                          • Skillz Unlimited
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                                                            #30
                                                            good one

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                                                            • AK
                                                              MadZuma
                                                              • Nov 2003
                                                              • 6436

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by Vick!
                                                              You are so mean, lol .. you changes the moral.
                                                              HAHAHAHa, yeah.. bro taht is the punch line for me too.

                                                              How u been, LONG time no talk.

                                                              hit me up on icq.. you used to hit me up every day.. what's the deal now? LOL
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                                                              • KingNigel
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                                                                #32
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                                                                  • CaptainWolfy
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    haha this is damn to funny!

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                                                                      #35


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                                                                        #36
                                                                        Har har..I had a chuckle

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                                                                        • AK
                                                                          MadZuma
                                                                          • Nov 2003
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                                                                          #37
                                                                          what's up Spunky.....

                                                                          thanks guys... glad you like the humor.. don;t forget bout the moral of the story.. LOL we are paying $125/sale for Oct.. and get a chance to party with us at the playboy mansion...

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                                                                                              • AK
                                                                                                MadZuma
                                                                                                • Nov 2003
                                                                                                • 6436

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by Andiz
                                                                                                Management lesson:

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