Russians - we can turn gay men into straight men in a matter of 3 days - GoFuckYourself.com

Antonio · 09-25-2007, 04:23 AM

Russian scientists are fucking with people's brains and did a few experiments - they froze (drilled tiny holes into the skulls and used nitrogen) what they call the "pleasure center" in the brains of a few junkies and they gave up drugs with no problem but started masturbating a lot, then did the same to 5 gay men who turned straight in a matter of days

it's in the paper so not sure if it's on the Internets yet

CheneyRumsfeld · 09-25-2007, 04:27 AM

Russians have brains?
I didn't know that.

AGS-17 · 09-25-2007, 04:31 AM

interesting thx

cranki · 09-25-2007, 04:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CheneyRumsfeld

Russians have brains?
I didn't know that.

polish_aristocrat · 09-25-2007, 04:51 AM

so soon BoyAlley will stop posting in yellow?

After Shock Media · 09-25-2007, 04:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat

so soon BoyAlley will stop posting in yellow?

I do not think that the yellow posting is the gay part, I would first check in on the lisp in his typing.

Antonio · 09-25-2007, 05:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CheneyRumsfeld

Russians have brains?
I didn't know that.

nah, the dog Laika got pissed off with the World and fucked off to open space on its own

mistergardener · 09-25-2007, 07:32 AM

Filipino boys during the seventies were served with nutribuns for breakfast so they'd grow up gay. It was an experiment to control the country's fast growing population.

The experiment was a flop.

But the boys did grow up gay.

Nutribuns, anyone?

CaptainHowdy · 09-25-2007, 09:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mistergardener

Filipino boys during the seventies were served with nutribuns for breakfast so they'd grow up gay. It was an experiment to control the country's fast growing population.

The experiment was a flop.

But the boys did grow up gay.

Nutribuns, anyone?

! wtf... is this real?

Zester · 09-25-2007, 09:21 AM

what's the title of it in the paper ? "we can turn gay men into straight men in a matter of 3 days" ?

_Richard_ · 09-25-2007, 09:44 AM

odd and scary

Angie77 · 09-25-2007, 09:45 AM

I'd like to read that study report.

calibra · 09-25-2007, 09:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antonio

nah, the dog Laika got pissed off with the World and fucked off to open space on its own

D · 09-25-2007, 09:53 AM

What paper?

washingtonpost.com isn't yielding any results in the last 3 weeks with "russia gay" and "russia homosexual" as search terms.

woj · 09-25-2007, 09:56 AM

interesting, heh

Zester · 09-27-2007, 07:07 AM

I can't find shit....what about my question ? the title of the news article is..... ?

MediaGuy · 09-27-2007, 07:19 AM

i don't believe much of what I see or hear in the news anymore...

There's more truth in a "story" like this http://www.theonion.com/content/info...utm_source=cnn than there is in most coverage of almost anything (I've pasted the cotent below if you understandably feel that clicking to CNN is beneath your moral standards - it's pretty funny, and the kernel of all good humor is actually its truth factor):

Putting Pressure On Iran

The White House is looking at deterring the Iranian nuclear program with new sanctions. What measures have been proposed?

Cutting off two-thirds of Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's name any time he is mentioned in the press
Revoking the country's membership in the axis of evil
Ceasing production of monogrammed "U.S. & Iran: A Perfect Match" matchbooks
Miss America not including Iran on world tour
Jesse Jackson to be sent, without an interpreter, to negotiate
Copyrighting the phrase "The Great Satan" and suing Iran every time it is used to refer to U.S.
Putting restrictions on how much Iran is allowed to hate the U.S. at any given moment
Will stop selling them uranium

BOSS1 · 09-27-2007, 08:08 AM

cool stuff do you have a name of the paper?

Violetta · 09-27-2007, 08:54 AM

haha... what a story!

Hentaikid · 09-27-2007, 09:10 AM

I dunno about the russians but the chinese claim they cure homosexuality with electroshock therapy, bold as brass.

Blazed · 09-27-2007, 10:31 AM

I prefer the Iranian method of cutting their cocks off.

Gina Cochina · 09-27-2007, 10:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mistergardener

Filipino boys during the seventies were served with nutribuns for breakfast so they'd grow up gay. It was an experiment to control the country's fast growing population.

The experiment was a flop.

But the boys did grow up gay.

Nutribuns, anyone?

What are Nutribuns?

BoyAlley · 09-28-2007, 10:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat

so soon BoyAlley will stop posting in yellow?

I wish them much luck trying to turn me into a straight heterosexual breeder.

teg0 · 09-28-2007, 01:08 PM

there are a lot of groups and stories of groups claiming to be able to do the same thing.

fatfoo · 09-28-2007, 01:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CheneyRumsfeld

Russians have brains?
I didn't know that.

Yes, but fucked up brains

GhengisBong · 09-28-2007, 01:21 PM

funny stuff

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