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Old 09-28-2007, 12:17 AM   #1
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Do you wipe your ASS with your Left hand or Right hand
I need to know these things if I'm going to shake your hand..
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Old 09-28-2007, 12:18 AM   #2
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Um is neither an option?
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Old 09-28-2007, 12:18 AM   #3
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What if I live in a country that doesn't have toilet paper?
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Old 09-28-2007, 12:22 AM   #4
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Old 09-28-2007, 12:34 AM   #5
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What if I live in a country that doesn't have toilet paper?
Then I'd think the knowledge of which hand you wipe your ass with would be even more imperative.

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Old 09-28-2007, 12:38 AM   #6
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Old 09-28-2007, 12:40 AM   #7
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I have one of those but i've never used it.
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Old 09-28-2007, 12:41 AM   #8
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Old 09-28-2007, 12:43 AM   #9
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I have one of those but i've never used it.
Why would you own a bidet, but never use it?

I'd use one all the time if I had one installed.
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Old 09-28-2007, 12:44 AM   #10
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Old 09-28-2007, 12:46 AM   #11
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Why would you own a bidet, but never use it?

I'd use one all the time if I had one installed.
I use Baby wipes much easier
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Old 09-28-2007, 01:59 AM   #12
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Old 09-28-2007, 02:10 AM   #13
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Old 09-28-2007, 03:30 AM   #14
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Old 09-28-2007, 03:32 AM   #15
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Then I'd think the knowledge of which hand you wipe your ass with would be even more imperative.



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Old 09-28-2007, 06:32 AM   #16
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Old 09-28-2007, 06:44 AM   #17
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Roger, you forgot to ask if they go front to back or back to front! Important stuff.
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Old 09-28-2007, 06:52 AM   #18
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Roger, you forgot to ask if they go front to back or back to front! Important stuff.
Man I was just going to say that!

My wife likes to lick my balls, so as a courtesy to her, I always go front to back.

Hmmm, now that I think about it, she licks my ass too, so I guess it doesn't really matter.
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Old 09-28-2007, 06:53 AM   #19
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Old 09-28-2007, 06:53 AM   #20
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Why would you own a bidet, but never use it?

I'd use one all the time if I had one installed.
i use it for a water fountain
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Old 09-28-2007, 06:57 AM   #21
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Old 09-28-2007, 06:59 AM   #22
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Does "her tongue" count as left or right?
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Old 09-28-2007, 07:01 AM   #23
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Always my right. My left is used to pull my balls up. I prefer to wipe to the front, a habit from when I was much larger and couldn't reach around to the back. haha..


don't worry, I DO wash my hands every single time I go!
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Old 09-28-2007, 07:02 AM   #24
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Old 09-28-2007, 07:53 AM   #25
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I just got a little piece of ass.

My RIGHT index finger broke through the toilet paper.
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Old 09-28-2007, 07:54 AM   #26
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i have my girlfriends wipe my ass, they alternate between hands, nice!
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Old 09-28-2007, 07:55 AM   #27
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Old 09-28-2007, 08:07 AM   #28
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I always wondered how those things clean your ass. Do they have a lot of power like a pressure washer or are they like the pressure of a water fountain ?? ha ha ha.
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Old 09-28-2007, 09:23 AM   #29
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Man I was just going to say that!

My wife likes to lick my balls, so as a courtesy to her, I always go front to back.

Hmmm, now that I think about it, she licks my ass too, so I guess it doesn't really matter.
LMAO ah man
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Old 09-28-2007, 09:24 AM   #30
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Old 09-28-2007, 09:25 AM   #31
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This is just one of those thing I never thought about...

Now this will forever haunt me at the end of every shit session for the rest of my life.
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Old 09-28-2007, 10:49 AM   #34
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I need to know these things if I'm going to shake your hand..
You shook my hand many many many times and never asked that question
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right hand. shake with right hand as well. Hold my dick with the right hand as I piss.
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People use their hands to wipe their ass ?? I use toilet paper...
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Thats a bidet and it completely takes away having to wipe your ass
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with my right hand..I once tried to do it with my left hand because my right was injured..but it was hard..
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Here's something you guys probably don't know. When you flush a toilet it can send fecal matter 10 to 20 feet in the air. Public toilets are especially bad about that So stand back when you flush.
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