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  • RogerV
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    • Jul 2002
    • 12591

    #1

    Do you wipe your ASS with your Left hand or Right hand

    I need to know these things if I'm going to shake your hand..
  • After Shock Media
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    • Mar 2001
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    #2
    Um is neither an option?

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    • mikesinner
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      • Nov 2005
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      #3
      What if I live in a country that doesn't have toilet paper?

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      • RogerV
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        • Jul 2002
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        #4
        Originally posted by After Shock Media
        Um is neither an option?
        I had to think about that for a second LOL

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        • D
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          • Jan 2006
          • 7412

          #5
          Originally posted by mikesinner
          What if I live in a country that doesn't have toilet paper?
          Then I'd think the knowledge of which hand you wipe your ass with would be even more imperative.

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          • cranki
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            • Feb 2005
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            #6

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            • RogerV
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              • Jul 2002
              • 12591

              #7
              Originally posted by cranki
              I have one of those but i've never used it.

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              • GrouchyAdmin
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                • Apr 2006
                • 12085

                #8
                Depends what hand I'm holding my sandwhich with.

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                • D
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                  • Jan 2006
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                  #9
                  Originally posted by RogerV
                  I have one of those but i've never used it.
                  Why would you own a bidet, but never use it?

                  I'd use one all the time if I had one installed.
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                  • mikesinner
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                    • Nov 2005
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                    #10
                    Japanese toilets freak me out

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                    • RogerV
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                      • Jul 2002
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                      #11
                      Originally posted by D
                      Why would you own a bidet, but never use it?

                      I'd use one all the time if I had one installed.
                      I use Baby wipes much easier

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                      • Vick!
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                        • Nov 2005
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                        #12
                        Why not use bidet?
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                        • raven1083
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                          #13
                          i used my left hand
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                          • Dvae
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                            • Deej
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                              • Jun 2005
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                              #15
                              Originally posted by D
                              Then I'd think the knowledge of which hand you wipe your ass with would be even more imperative.




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                              • Bird
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                                • Jan 2005
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                                #16
                                I wipe my ass with charmin
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                                • RayVega
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                                  • Jul 2004
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                                  #17
                                  Roger, you forgot to ask if they go front to back or back to front! Important stuff.
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                                  • JMM
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                                    • Apr 2001
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                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by RayVega
                                    Roger, you forgot to ask if they go front to back or back to front! Important stuff.
                                    Man I was just going to say that!

                                    My wife likes to lick my balls, so as a courtesy to her, I always go front to back.

                                    Hmmm, now that I think about it, she licks my ass too, so I guess it doesn't really matter.

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                                    • Juicy D. Links
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                                      • Apr 2001
                                      • 122992

                                      #19
                                      i use my right hand!!!!!!!!!

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                                      • Juicy D. Links
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                                        • Apr 2001
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                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by D
                                        Why would you own a bidet, but never use it?

                                        I'd use one all the time if I had one installed.
                                        i use it for a water fountain

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                                        • Violetta
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                                          #21
                                          right... thanks for asking!
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                                          • gornyhuy
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                                            • May 2002
                                            • 18041

                                            #22
                                            Does "her tongue" count as left or right?

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                                            • Sharky
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                                              • Mar 2002
                                              • 4938

                                              #23
                                              Always my right. My left is used to pull my balls up. I prefer to wipe to the front, a habit from when I was much larger and couldn't reach around to the back. haha..


                                              don't worry, I DO wash my hands every single time I go!
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                                              • Jman
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                                                • Sep 2003
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                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by cranki
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                                                • mikeyddddd
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                                                  • Mar 2003
                                                  • 16557

                                                  #25
                                                  I just got a little piece of ass.

                                                  My RIGHT index finger broke through the toilet paper.

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                                                  • SifuE
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                                                    #26
                                                    i have my girlfriends wipe my ass, they alternate between hands, nice!
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                                                    • AGS-17
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                                                      • May 2005
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                                                      #27
                                                      i used my right hand

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                                                      • Slick
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                                                        • Feb 2001
                                                        • 7338

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by cranki
                                                        I always wondered how those things clean your ass. Do they have a lot of power like a pressure washer or are they like the pressure of a water fountain ?? ha ha ha.

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                                                        • RogerV
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                                                          • Jul 2002
                                                          • 12591

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by JMM
                                                          Man I was just going to say that!

                                                          My wife likes to lick my balls, so as a courtesy to her, I always go front to back.

                                                          Hmmm, now that I think about it, she licks my ass too, so I guess it doesn't really matter.
                                                          LMAO ah man

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                                                          • MissMina
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                                                            • Jan 2004
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                                                            #30
                                                            My right but I wash my hands after.

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                                                            • GAMEFINEST
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                                                              #31
                                                              my right hand ...oh yeah
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                                                              • CyberHustler
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                                                                • Feb 2006
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                                                                #32
                                                                This is just one of those thing I never thought about...

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                                                                • woj
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                                                                  #33
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                                                                  • D
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by Juicy D. Links
                                                                    i use it for a water fountain


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                                                                    • Hank_Heartland
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                                                                      • Sep 2002
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by RogerV
                                                                      I need to know these things if I'm going to shake your hand..
                                                                      You shook my hand many many many times and never asked that question
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                                                                      • u-Bob
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                                                                        #36

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                                                                        • Jimmy Rock
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                                                                          #37
                                                                          Right Hand, towards the balls
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                                                                          • sniperwolf
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                                                                            • Mar 2005
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                                                                            #38
                                                                            i use my left hand! ;)
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                                                                            • teg0
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                                                                              • Jan 2006
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                                                                              #39
                                                                              right hand. shake with right hand as well. Hold my dick with the right hand as I piss.

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                                                                              • Scott McD
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                                                                                • Nov 2002
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                People use their hands to wipe their ass ?? I use toilet paper...


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                                                                                • SexualDragon
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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  I use tp
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                                                                                  • mistergardener
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                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    I'm a lefty

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                                                                                    • frostyimpressions
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                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by Dvae
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                                                                                      • PornMogul
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                                                                                        • May 2007
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                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Thats a bidet and it completely takes away having to wipe your ass

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                                                                                        • carol.prime
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                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          li usually used my left hand.
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                                                                                          • fryer
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                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Right hand here
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                                                                                            • RyuLion
                                                                                              • Mar 2003
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                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              with my right hand..I once tried to do it with my left hand because my right was injured..but it was hard..

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                                                                                              • shekinah
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                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                I use my left hand then I wash

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                                                                                                • CurrentlySober
                                                                                                  Too lazy to wipe my ass
                                                                                                  • Aug 2002
                                                                                                  • 38957

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  i never wipe!
                                                                                                  why waste a good thing?
                                                                                                  i like poo


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                                                                                                  • mikesinner
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                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Here's something you guys probably don't know. When you flush a toilet it can send fecal matter 10 to 20 feet in the air. Public toilets are especially bad about that So stand back when you flush.

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