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![]() I saw some old porn, from like the 80's, and the cum was so fake it was ridiculous. It looked like hair conditioner. Terrible. I don't know how people fell for it.
So I was just wondering with photo content being used less and less, and video content making it hard to fake...does anyone use fake cum in shoots anymore. If so what do you use? Because I haven't noticed fake looking cum in a long time, so it must be a pretty good fake. Then again, I'm not really looking for it. This is just conversation you can't have at a family BBQ. ![]() |
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hey ray can u point me to a place that'll make me an ordained minister for (x) $
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A douche sold me content once with fake cum. It didn't even look 10% real. Looked like he was flinging Elmer's glue at the model. REFUND!
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Google "universal life church". They are based in California and can make you a legal minister, as well as like 50 other religious titles. They also sell the form packages to marry people, do baptisms etc. [legal in every state except tenn, if I remember correctly].
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Hey dude, I've been an ordained minister for about 5 years now...just look up the Universal Life Church on google.
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me too!
![]() i don't buy content with fake cum...that's not ever gonna help me!
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Some even use fake dicks... http://www.youporn.com/watch/40933
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![]() I bet the cum in the content your selling looks better than the crap in the 80's pics. And, the taste doesn't bother the girls, lol. |
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hahaha, man, we we used to do shoots in LA they used to use fake cum ALL the time for the vid pics....I would do the typical cum on her face then when they go to shoot pics of the end they would put fake cum all over her
they usually used pina colada mix |
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There is a lube called Silk, if the model puts inside her it makes a good subsitute for an internal cream pie.
Hope that helps Dan
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if you ask the pros (like the randalls) use cetaphil face cream...for stills only.. and unless you are shooting a creampie, its probably hard to fake cum on video..i have heard those use pina colada mix.. there you have it.
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http://www.youporn.com/watch/40141 It looks like he's drizzling icing over a danish pastry! ![]() |
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never on video - but for stills there's some liquid soap that works well
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i am a reverend too!!!!!!
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Somebody find Gunner...He's and expert on fake cum
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No shit? You never told me that. Damn there are a lot of us.
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OMG all this clergy here. lol
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I just came across this gallery - what the hell did they use?
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we needed it once. This dude actually squirted the lube in his mouth and swished it around then spit it all over her face. Was kind of disgusting but it looked suprisingly real.
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