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How come only old horny men are attracted to me?
Ive noticed lately...if not all the time...the only people attracted to me are old horny men. Dont get me wrong, old horny men need love too....but come on! Do I have that *Pedophiles appreciated* look to me? Is that it?
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How old are you 13 ??
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well, i'm a young horny man.
and i think you're attractive..(seriously, i saw your pics on your website... ![]() there, problem solved... ![]() |
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How old do you consider old?
At least they are dirty old men & not confused crossdressing teens ![]() |
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haha...im at the ripe ol' age of 18...in Sin City thats like being 13 though...unless you know the right people...
I like to go to the Gay Cowboy Bar just so I wont be hit on ;) |
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lets see a pic then maybe we can tell u why
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Haha, squee! I gotta update those pics.... |
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natural human instinct that older guys and attracted to younger girls.
they produce healthy babies, and (besides the coke heads and sluts) they are usually strong as a mother, and in a position to produce more healthy babies in the future. large breasts is a good point, usually, big boobs = sets off would-be-father's instinct that milk = milk for baby = good for the baby. but we don't realise that, because usually, we just think... "AWESOME FUCKIN' TITS!" going for older women is usually a "kinky" thing, attraction to a young hottie is natural |
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pretty, young, large breasts, good skin, clean long hair
in short - very femenine only natural that older guys are attracted. or any guys, for that matter. truth be told, 19 out of 20 guys on the street would be. with the exception of gay guys. it's natural instinct. better get producin' those healthy babies. ![]() |
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What the Fuck is wrong with having old guys attracted to you?
I just turned 47 last week... and I LOVE the youngins. No way would i be attracted to some old hag my age. Just because us middle aged guys are a bit overweight, maybee a bit bald... doesnt mean our cocks dont work. My dick still gets ROCK hard when I drive past the University...and I still get coed pussy all of the time.
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Is 29 too old? /wonders All I can think is that you are attractive - but that will intimidate a lot of younger guys apart from the ones with ego containment difficulties. |
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Yeah...im the Amish ;) Does it suit me? |
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Well...theres a difference of attraction to " that girl is pretty hot looking" to "that girl looks easily intimidated" |
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Probably for the same reason that fat chicks are attracted to ME...
![]() Not that I have anything against fat chicks, it's just the idea of being touched by one is utterly repulsive to me... Ok there, you saw my dark side. I'm a shallow, shallow man...
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lookie here..
i'm 21 and i don't want to treat you right nor pamper you... will you go out with me? ![]() |
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Bottom line is... guys are just pathetic.
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yep..exxxotica is right..
i'm guessing by the time i'm 40 i'll be following 18yo girls looking down on their blouses and trying to pull up their skirts... so seriously, while i'm still young.. will you go out with me? ![]() |
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heeeeeeeeeey
I'm not that old and I treat everyone right ;))))
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I'm 10 years older than you and I think you're a little hottie.
If that makes me a horny old man, then so be it ![]()
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You know come Jan. all these horny ass guys will be hunting you down. They will all be wanting to see your bubble trick old and young alike.
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so, that was the sticking point? I'll be sure to sheer them for you next time ;))
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Well,im out...gotta sell Erotic Halloween costumes to the sick fuckers out there...
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Sykk...yer an old fuck.
haha...how ya doin brutha? J- |
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I'm good bro.
I know the feeling too. Gotta shave them now since grey hair grows on them. Too heart breakin anymore..lol Zoe...ya ever been banged by an old 36yo man before? Bang me if not. I could use a few more greys in muh ass..lol |
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