Lawyers should never ask a grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer. - GoFuckYourself.com

WWC-Moe B. · 09-25-2007, 10:58 AM

Lawyers should never ask a grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer.

In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first
witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?" She responded, "Why, yes, I do know
you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a young boy, and frankly,
you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife,
and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You
think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you never
will amount to anything other than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know
you."
The lawyer was stunned!Not knowing what else to do, he pointed
across the room and asked,"Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?"
She again replied, "Why, yes,I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a
youngster, too. He's lazy,bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He
can't build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one
of the worst in the entire state, not to mention he cheated on his wife
with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him."
The defense attorney almost died. The judge asked both counselors to
approach the bench and in a very quiet voice said, "If either of you
idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you both to the electric
chair."

baddog · 09-25-2007, 10:59 AM

hahahaha

CurrentlySober · 09-25-2007, 11:00 AM

LOL... Cool

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PornMogul · 09-25-2007, 11:19 AM

ya right, I doubt a grandmother would know that much about 2 lawyers

Drake · 09-25-2007, 11:20 AM

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_Richard_ · 09-25-2007, 11:57 AM

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gornyhuy · 09-25-2007, 12:58 PM

Chortle....

Good stuff.

09-25-2007, 10:58 AM	#1
WWC-Moe B. Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 2,546	Lawyers should never ask a grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer. Lawyers should never ask a grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer. In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?" She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you never will amount to anything other than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you." The lawyer was stunned!Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked,"Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?" She again replied, "Why, yes,I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy,bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state, not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him." The defense attorney almost died. The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and in a very quiet voice said, "If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you both to the electric chair." __________________ Moe B. [email protected] ICQ - 286024627 Now get full videos with Matching High Res Photos !!! " CONTENT PROVIDER OF THE YEAR! " ~ XBIZ 2007, 2008 and 2009 AWARDS WINNER New IP-TV Streaming Technology Feeds for Your Site ! www.WorldWideFeeds.com !!!

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