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Big_D · 09-22-2007, 05:23 PM

Well, I'm tired of keeping in all the fucked up shit that happens to me, so to give you guys some good fucking laughs at the fucked up shit I go through and to support the "home team" I decided to launch my new personal blog. Just some good shit for you guys to read. I will be updating during the show in Amsterdam so stay tuned for updated pics. More of the pages will get content as time goes on. Pacino has been working the fuck out of all of us, so time is limited. You will soon know why. Below you will find my first post, but the blog has been completed since then. Anyhow, the post is below and have fun reading my bullshit.

HTTP://WWW.CRAZYMOFUKKA.COM

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WANKING LEADS TO LAUNCHING

Alright, I wasn?t going to start blogging until I got the design integrated, but what happened to me today is too fucking funny, I just couldn?t sit here and not write about it.

Just a normal Sunday for me. I was just sitting here in front of the PC and going through some hot ass LTC Latina content, and obviously my huge sex drive started whispering ?make a wank man, make a wank now.? So I pulled down the shades and found a good friendly porno. Now when working in the porn industry, its a bit odd. I really feel uncomfortable about flogging the dolphin to porn with people I know in it, so naturally I decided NOT to see my boss drilling Latin bitches in fucked up ways. Anyway, I found the grip flick of my choice and sat back and grabbed a handful of cock and went to work on squeezing off some knuckle children.

It was more of a frustrating jerk honestly. I hate it when you find a broad getting slammed in a position you love and then the camera changes angles and ultimately leads you to losing your train of thought seconds before reaching your happy place. So naturally with this repetetive rewind, it took me about a good fifteen minutes to produce some off-colored yogurt. It was a good bust, I got into it thats for fucking sure. So much to the point that I ended up laying way back in my chair and convulsing with my eyes closed filling up the belly button.

After the temporary disability from walking passed I went to the bathroom and cleaned up. I was good to go. I head back to the PC and see my yahoo messenger blinking on the start bar, and immediately looked at my web cam. My stomach dropped for the simple fact the blue light on top was on.

I got brave and pulled up the message box, it was a chick friend of mine from the states that I had been camming with from the states and the only phrase I saw in the instant message was, ?Damn Donnie, you were going to town on yourself, thats hot.? I immediately followed up with some bullshit to ultimately change the subject, but you know what fuck it. I jack off and those who say they don?t are fucking lying. Masturbation is the key to success.

So I guess so much is to say the moral of the story is, if you work in the porn industry on your PC and suddenly get the urge to tug on your pug, be sure to check that your web cam is not streaming your private time across the web. Personally, I think its funny as hell, but be warned, we all make mistakes.

Anyhow, I lost my domain bigdbitches.com and this is my new blog. I took it down a while back because I didn?t have any readers, but after going to a couple of shows I found out you guys do read my fucked up ramblings. So no more waiting, Welcome to CrazyMofukka.com. WERD

Pacino · 09-22-2007, 05:30 PM

After reading some of his blog posts, I've come to the conclusion that Bigd really is a crazy mother fucker. Than I remembered I hired him

It's all good, Donnie works hard and gets my shit done

_mC_ · 09-22-2007, 05:42 PM

Site looks tight!

st0ned · 09-22-2007, 06:38 PM

Haha that is some funny shit! I don't know what you are talking about, I never whack my pud

Nice looking blog brotha, I just bookmarked it...YOU CRAZY MO FUKKA!

Rochard · 09-22-2007, 06:57 PM

Love that story.... priceless!

pr0 · 09-22-2007, 07:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pacino

After reading some of his blog posts, I've come to the conclusion that Bigd really is a crazy mother fucker. Than I remembered I hired him

It's all good, Donnie works hard and gets my shit done

Basic_man · 09-22-2007, 08:02 PM

Thanks for the laugh! Good luck with your new blog!

Firehorse · 09-22-2007, 08:11 PM

LMAO With adventures like this Donnie,

your Blog is bound to be a hit!

vinnie mcgee · 09-22-2007, 08:20 PM

classic story Donnie yo crazy mofukka

DWB · 09-22-2007, 09:15 PM

Nice..................

Big_D · 09-23-2007, 03:01 AM

thanks guys, much appreciated, just a place to fuckin vent

Big_D · 09-23-2007, 03:03 AM

thanks guys, much appreciated, just a place to fuckin vent

Big_D · 09-23-2007, 03:29 AM

thanks guys, well back to packin, leavin for amsterdam tommorow

jscott · 09-23-2007, 12:05 PM

LOL man that is fucked up!!!! embarrassing! well, sorry to hear you lost bigdbitches, and good luck on Crazy Mofukka mothaphucka ;)

martinsc · 09-23-2007, 12:11 PM

hahahah awesome story

Phat Phil · 09-23-2007, 12:29 PM

lol fucking awsome. you should write abook lol

OMG Jim · 09-24-2007, 08:20 AM

You ARE one CRAZY MO FUKKA DONNY!

Nice blog Big_D

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09-22-2007, 05:23 PM	#1
Big_D CRAZY MOFUKKA Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 3,296	A Fucked Up Story to Launch My Blog » CRAZYMOFUKKA.COM Well, I'm tired of keeping in all the fucked up shit that happens to me, so to give you guys some good fucking laughs at the fucked up shit I go through and to support the "home team" I decided to launch my new personal blog. Just some good shit for you guys to read. I will be updating during the show in Amsterdam so stay tuned for updated pics. More of the pages will get content as time goes on. Pacino has been working the fuck out of all of us, so time is limited. You will soon know why. Below you will find my first post, but the blog has been completed since then. Anyhow, the post is below and have fun reading my bullshit. HTTP://WWW.CRAZYMOFUKKA.COM ================================================== ======= WANKING LEADS TO LAUNCHING Alright, I wasn?t going to start blogging until I got the design integrated, but what happened to me today is too fucking funny, I just couldn?t sit here and not write about it. Just a normal Sunday for me. I was just sitting here in front of the PC and going through some hot ass LTC Latina content, and obviously my huge sex drive started whispering ?make a wank man, make a wank now.? So I pulled down the shades and found a good friendly porno. Now when working in the porn industry, its a bit odd. I really feel uncomfortable about flogging the dolphin to porn with people I know in it, so naturally I decided NOT to see my boss drilling Latin bitches in fucked up ways. Anyway, I found the grip flick of my choice and sat back and grabbed a handful of cock and went to work on squeezing off some knuckle children. It was more of a frustrating jerk honestly. I hate it when you find a broad getting slammed in a position you love and then the camera changes angles and ultimately leads you to losing your train of thought seconds before reaching your happy place. So naturally with this repetetive rewind, it took me about a good fifteen minutes to produce some off-colored yogurt. It was a good bust, I got into it thats for fucking sure. So much to the point that I ended up laying way back in my chair and convulsing with my eyes closed filling up the belly button. After the temporary disability from walking passed I went to the bathroom and cleaned up. I was good to go. I head back to the PC and see my yahoo messenger blinking on the start bar, and immediately looked at my web cam. My stomach dropped for the simple fact the blue light on top was on. I got brave and pulled up the message box, it was a chick friend of mine from the states that I had been camming with from the states and the only phrase I saw in the instant message was, ?Damn Donnie, you were going to town on yourself, thats hot.? I immediately followed up with some bullshit to ultimately change the subject, but you know what fuck it. I jack off and those who say they don?t are fucking lying. Masturbation is the key to success. So I guess so much is to say the moral of the story is, if you work in the porn industry on your PC and suddenly get the urge to tug on your pug, be sure to check that your web cam is not streaming your private time across the web. Personally, I think its funny as hell, but be warned, we all make mistakes. Anyhow, I lost my domain bigdbitches.com and this is my new blog. I took it down a while back because I didn?t have any readers, but after going to a couple of shows I found out you guys do read my fucked up ramblings. So no more waiting, Welcome to CrazyMofukka.com. WERD

09-22-2007, 05:42 PM	#3
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09-22-2007, 06:38 PM	#4
st0ned Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Arizona Posts: 8,437	Haha that is some funny shit! I don't know what you are talking about, I never whack my pud Nice looking blog brotha, I just bookmarked it...YOU CRAZY MO FUKKA! __________________ Conversion Sharks - 1,000+ adult dating offers, traffic management, and consistently high payouts. We will guarantee and beat your current EPC to win your dating traffic! Skype: ConversionSharks \|\| Email: info /@/ conversionsharks.com

09-22-2007, 06:57 PM	#5
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09-22-2007, 08:02 PM	#7
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09-22-2007, 05:30 PM	#2
Pacino Program Owner Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Las Vegas - Los Angeles Posts: 1,120	After reading some of his blog posts, I've come to the conclusion that Bigd really is a crazy mother fucker. Than I remembered I hired him It's all good, Donnie works hard and gets my shit done

09-22-2007, 08:11 PM	#8
Firehorse Desire it and have it!!! Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: www.fuckwithfire.com ICQ 512915 Posts: 30,767	LMAO With adventures like this Donnie, your Blog is bound to be a hit! __________________ MySweetEbony

09-22-2007, 08:20 PM	#9
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09-22-2007, 09:15 PM	#10
DWB Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Encrypted. Access denied. Posts: 31,779	Nice..................

09-23-2007, 03:01 AM	#11
Big_D CRAZY MOFUKKA Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 3,296	thanks guys, much appreciated, just a place to fuckin vent

09-23-2007, 03:03 AM	#12
Big_D CRAZY MOFUKKA Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 3,296	thanks guys, much appreciated, just a place to fuckin vent

09-23-2007, 03:29 AM	#13
Big_D CRAZY MOFUKKA Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 3,296	thanks guys, well back to packin, leavin for amsterdam tommorow

09-23-2007, 12:05 PM	#14
jscott So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Taipei Posts: 25,198	LOL man that is fucked up!!!! embarrassing! well, sorry to hear you lost bigdbitches, and good luck on Crazy Mofukka mothaphucka ;)

09-23-2007, 12:11 PM	#15
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09-23-2007, 12:29 PM	#16
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09-24-2007, 08:20 AM	#17
OMG Jim Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Atlanta Posts: 3,153	You ARE one CRAZY MO FUKKA DONNY! Nice blog Big_D _ __________________ ICQ: 254 914 537 - Skype: AlmightyJim Last edited by OMG Jim; 09-24-2007 at 08:22 AM..