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|  09-22-2007, 11:40 AM | #1 | 
| There can be only one Industry Role:  Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else 
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				I'm joining the fight against Internet smut.
			 and some insider knowledge should give them a little boost in getting it shut down. Repent mutherfuckers. Judgement Day is near. | 
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|  09-22-2007, 11:51 AM | #2 | 
| Registered User Industry Role:  Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Your moms box 
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				 | hahahahaa | 
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|  09-22-2007, 11:55 AM | #3 | 
| Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Glasgow, Scotland 
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				 | Quite right too... | 
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|  09-22-2007, 11:55 AM | #4 | 
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|  09-22-2007, 11:57 AM | #5 | 
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|  09-22-2007, 12:02 PM | #6 | 
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|  09-22-2007, 12:12 PM | #7 | 
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				 | I want to ban pornography with a 10-year prison term for viewing or participating in pornography, as well as oral and anal sex with a 1-5 year prison term for oral sex and a 1-10 year term for anal sex. I also want to ban the manufacture and sale of contraceptives (birth control) with a prison term of up to 1 year in jail and/or a fine of up to $5,000 for violating this ban. None of these laws will be retroactive.  I also support a ban on interracial marriage. While I am not racist, I believe that God intends people to marry within their own race. Any and all interracial marriages currently licensed should immediately be annulled, with any children born to said couple, allowed only to marry with other children of interracial couples. All races ought to have equal opportunity in employment, pay, etc. Therefore, I believe that Affirmative Action is racist against white people and ought to be abolished. I firmly believe that sex should be shared with your spouse and that there ought be be love between the married couple. However, man and wife ought to be of the same color as stated above. I am in favor of the death penalty for murder (including performing an abortion), attempted murder, rape, incest, pedophilia/child molestation, bestiality, necrophilia, transvestites, treason, spying against the state, espionage, drug dealing, vampirism, adultery, and armed robbery. I am also 100% against homosexuality and I believe homosexuals (including lesbians and bisexuals) as well as people with fetishes, ought to be put in mental hospitals. This must be done NOW, before they degenerate society and our children's morals even further. I also believe ANY children in the custody of homosexuals ought to be taken away IMMEDIATELY, in order to prevent further emotional and sexual abuse. DO NOT let your children near one of these vile monsters! Read the Fag Facts page to get more insight into the sexual habits of homosexuals and others of their ilk. I believe in a national dress code. The National Dress Code (NDC) will be as follows: All persons must wear clothing from their neck to three inches below their knees when in public or in the presence of children. Women MUST wear dresses. Trousers are NOT lady-like and therefore, women ought not to wear them. Jeans are to be banned. Any profanity or sexual references on clothing will be banned. Businesses must comply with the NDC. Failure to do so will require business owners to sell their operation to the highest bidder. Failure to obey the NDC will be subject to a fine NOT exceeding $10,000 and/or up to 30 days imprisonment. I am completely in favor of banning the flawed and blasphemous Theory of Evolution from ever again being taught in public schools. It has paved the way for atheism to take root in this country. It has also lead to Kinsey's famous sexual "research" that lead to the sexual revolution. This, in turn, has contributed to the moral decay of America. God created man is his own image and we must never ever forsake His word. If we do, America will end up like Sodom and Gomorrah. I support the good moral crusaders in Washington, D.C. who are getting tougher on the War on Drugs. I am in favor of the death penalty for drug dealers, and for a mandatory 10-year prison sentence for anyone caught with ANY illegal drug, including marijuana. This mandatory sentence will be required for any amount of possession, no matter how small it may be. This will send a strong, decisive message to drug abusers that their use of drugs will not be tolerated by the American public. I propose prison reform. This will be as follows: Prison cells will be made smaller. I would set this to approximately 1/2 of their average current size. Prisoners kept in their cells 24/7 (i.e. NEVER leaving their cell during incarceration). Prisoners will only be fed bread and butter. NO contact with ANY other human being during incarceration. NO TV, medical care, or entertainment of any sort. NO sunlight will penetrate a prison cell. Disobedient or rebellious prisoners can be beaten by the guards as punishment. ANY inmate that attempts to escape will be executed on site. I will legalize police entrapment operations so that criminals can be caught by police without fear of a lawsuit, as well as to catch potential and aspiring criminals before they actually commit a crime on their own. I also believe police "brutality" is blown out of proportion and that mild violence towards criminals from the police should be accepted. I believe in Singapore-style anti-terrorist legislation. I propose that anyone suspected of being a terrorist ought to be required, if necessary, to serve up to 5 years in prison without formal charges being brought forward. This will help stop the wave of terrorism sweeping America today. I am a firm believer in the Temperance movement. I believe that alcohol and tobacco cause a great deal of problems in our country today. I favor the return of Prohibition as well as a complete ban on tobacco. Alcohol causes stroke, and leads to cirrhosis of the liver and dropsy. It is also a leading cause of automobile accidents and suicides. Tobacco causes lung cancer (cigarettes) and throat cancer (chewing tobacco) and is, along with alcohol, a leading cause of premature death in this nation. Tobacco and alcohol are ruining America and it is up to the government to take the initiative to once and for all take tobacco and alcohol off America's streets, out of our schools, out of our stores, and most importantly, out of our culture. In order for these goals to be met, we must require all schools and employers to regularly test for tobacco and alcohol, as well as other drugs on a regular basis, and report to the Federal government their findings. Any and all violators will be arrested and prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. I support a total ban on tattooing. Tattooing is the desecration of one's own body and is indeed harmful. It often causes infections and can result in severe scarring and is very difficult to remove. Therefore, all tattooing ought to be banned as soon as possible. I support implementing a Federal Anti-Vice Squad (FAVS) that will enforce all the morality laws enacted once fellow moralists are elected to high positions in government. The FAVS will have full search and seizure powers and will be able to, for example, demand a spare key from someone to search homes for pornography or tobacco, etc. The FAVS will also be responsible for enforcing the NDC with patrolling of streets and informants on the streets of America. I support Project Echelon wholeheartedly, as it has undoubtedly saved the United States from countless terrorist attacks and helps fight the war on drugs. Project Echelon monitors ALL telecommunications data for suspicious activity. I also support the new Carnivore project underway by the FBI to help catch criminals, including but not limited to: drug dealers, drug users, terrorists, and spies and traitors of the United States of America. I enjoy politics. I hope to run for local office in the near future. If I am successful, I will likely run for higher office later on down the road. I will fight as a moralist. I will try to institute the above goals of mine to restore the traditional Judeo-Christian values that our Puritan forefathers founded the United States upon at Plymouth Rock. I like to watch Benny Hinn's This is Your Day, The Hour of Power with Rev. Robert Schuller, The 700 Club, 60 Minutes, and C-SPAN. My favorite Gospel songs are: Gimme That Old Time Religion (sung by Jack Scott) and Onward Christian Soldiers. | 
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|  09-22-2007, 12:19 PM | #8 | 
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				 | You're a fucking nutcase. 
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|  09-22-2007, 12:21 PM | #9 | 
| So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: In a house. 
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				 | Someone want to haul out the trash? | 
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|  09-22-2007, 12:23 PM | #10 | 
| Shit... Fuck! What the Hell? Industry Role:  Join Date: Dec 2003 
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				 | oh man the whole world will end up in jail and only you will have to pay for everyone to be in there. | 
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|  09-22-2007, 12:24 PM | #11 | 
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				 | Thats a fuck load of laws right there. | 
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|  09-22-2007, 12:25 PM | #12 | 
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				 |  ADG | 
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|  09-22-2007, 12:33 PM | #13 | 
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				 | You all better clean up your act before you rot in prison and Jesus smites your sinning ass. | 
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|  09-22-2007, 12:36 PM | #14 | 
| Registered User Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: United Kingdom 
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				 | Amputate Your Head >> NEEDS a SHRINK !! Lets Donate some money for his medical treatment ! i will pray for you too , what's your Paypal Account to receive our Donation for a good cause ? | 
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|  09-22-2007, 01:37 PM | #15 | 
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|  09-22-2007, 01:39 PM | #16 | 
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				 | Say Hi to Donny   
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|  09-22-2007, 01:53 PM | #17 | 
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				 | Pass the crack pipe, thanks. 
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|  09-22-2007, 01:54 PM | #18 | 
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				 | Dude hit me up!! I am wanting you to do some design for me!! | 
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|  09-22-2007, 01:56 PM | #19 | 
| So Fucking What Industry Role:  Join Date: Jul 2006 
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				 | I am exercising the demon now sir !!! 
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|  09-22-2007, 02:01 PM | #20 | 
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				 | please start with all the torrent sites who give away FULL length movies, complete site-rips for free......to anyone regardless of their age........ Thanks buddy  
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|  09-22-2007, 05:10 PM | #21 | 
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|  09-22-2007, 05:12 PM | #22 | 
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				 | I thought you joined the fight against smut a year or two ago during one of your episodes. 
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|  09-22-2007, 05:12 PM | #23 | 
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				 | man your scaring me. lol | 
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|  09-22-2007, 05:20 PM | #24 | 
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				 | Holy shit 
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|  09-22-2007, 05:27 PM | #25 | 
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|  09-22-2007, 05:30 PM | #26 | 
| there's no $$$ in porn Industry Role:  Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: icq: 195./568.-230 (btw: not getting offline msgs) 
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|  09-22-2007, 06:23 PM | #27 | 
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				 | the "anti porn guy" rocked. wonder what he is up to .... been quite a few years since he was writing all that stuff... and he was only like 15 at the time. | 
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|  09-23-2007, 09:28 AM | #28 | 
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|  09-23-2007, 09:44 AM | #29 | 
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				 | That's crazy talk, man... 
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|  09-23-2007, 09:46 AM | #30 | 
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				 | Jesus Christ lay off the fucking drugs. | 
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|  09-23-2007, 09:49 AM | #31 | 
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				 |  how can u have 42k posts in this board? 
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|  09-23-2007, 09:53 AM | #32 | 
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				 | Welcome back, Donny! 
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|  09-23-2007, 09:53 AM | #33 | 
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				 | that's why you take pills. you're nuts. | 
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|  09-23-2007, 10:02 AM | #34 | 
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|  09-23-2007, 10:07 AM | #35 | 
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				 | haha whatttt? | 
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