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Old 09-21-2007, 06:23 PM   #1
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WTF? Support email that could be the very best !

This has to be one of the very best support letters to smashbucks in the last 7 years ever...

Date: Sep 21, 2007 5:12 PM
Subject: suggest me
To: help@pornstarclassics dot com

Dear Sir,



I am a scientist and artist, so I have particular taste of movies.. Many may have same visual. I am fascinated and impressed after watching some product generated from "Paint House- Private". I am alone & busy that irritates me, under such circumstances I have received some porno movies that give me pleasure, relax and new life. There are really some very beautiful girls, handsome boys, sensible team of directors. There art work is very fantastic; I am impressed and like to regard their devotion and sincerity to work. Some where such classical movies are helping society indirectly. Sex is an art, like music, love, fantasy, blessing of god, blazed of perfume, the film on it should be picture with lot of sense and care.



Now, I would like to make library of selective classical movies. But, in other hand, unfortunately there are over 85% movies are worthless spreading dirtiness/ vulgarity in the name of sex. Therefore there are lots of porno movies available, but it is frustrating and difficult me to sort-out such movies publicly



Kindly suggest me the movie that excellently directed by sensual production team. The body figure of handsome star actor and beautiful actress should be developed naturally and their thrust/ pleasure/ love for sex while shooting should be natural. The location should be neat and clean, love provoking atmospheres. Nice story, lights, dress sense, deep silent while sex only natural sex sounds. The film should near to Excellency,

Please send me descriptive details to my e-mail

You can sent e-mail of director.

Please reply


As the co/owner of smashbucks, i dont think i have ever read anything quite like this....what is so great its real and this person is serious.
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Old 09-21-2007, 06:30 PM   #2
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I don't know what to say . he put some thought into that ..
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Old 09-21-2007, 06:34 PM   #3
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was that from Borat?
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Old 09-21-2007, 06:37 PM   #4
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I find his letter of word sensible, sensual and full of love. He thoughts regard yourself think of neat and clean location and very sensible director team putting passionate into there work of sex. Handsome actor and sexual actress having love on photography movie will make me pleasure to. I am agree with him 100 persent!
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Old 09-21-2007, 06:48 PM   #5
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I find his letter of word sensible, sensual and full of love. He thoughts regard yourself think of neat and clean location and very sensible director team putting passionate into there work of sex. Handsome actor and sexual actress having love on photography movie will make me pleasure to. I am agree with him 100 persent!
Iz correct and true!

Sexy time is makes me passion for director of sensible director team also if including the body figure of handsome star actor and beautiful actress.

Thank you much very!
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Old 09-21-2007, 08:48 PM   #6
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Sex is an art, like music, love, fantasy, blessing of god, blazed of perfume, the film on it should be picture with lot of sense and care.

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Old 09-21-2007, 08:57 PM   #7
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For his particular taste, I would recommend this light hearted classic:



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Old 09-22-2007, 01:35 AM   #8
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Old 09-22-2007, 07:02 AM   #9
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Lisa is hot
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