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  • Compdoctor
    Confirmed User
    • Aug 2001
    • 1937
    #1

    Joke For The Day

    A young magician started to work on a cruise ship with his pet parrot. The parrot would always ruin his act by saying things like, ?He has a card up his sleeve? or ?He has a dove in his pocket.?
    One day the ship sank and the magician and the parrot found themselves alone on a lifeboat. For a couple of days, they just sat there looking at each other. Finally, the parrot broke the silence and said, ?Okay, I give up. What did you do with the ship??
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    • woj
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      • Jul 2002
      • 47882
      #2
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        • _Richard_
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Oct 2006
          • 30991
          #3
          haha.. good one

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            • Brother Bilo
              Confirmed User
              • Jun 2007
              • 4193
              #4
              not bad.

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                • Semi-Retired-Dave
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • Apr 2004
                  • 11190
                  #5
                  Not bad Comp, not bad.
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                    • shekinah
                      Confirmed User
                      • May 2006
                      • 8452
                      #6
                      hehe.. that made me giggle

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                        • D
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jan 2006
                          • 7412
                          #7
                          /chuckle
                          -D.
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                            • Milkmans World
                              Registered User
                              • Aug 2006
                              • 55
                              #8
                              A horse walks into a bar with a set of jump leads, the barman says, I don't mind the long face so long as you don't start anything.

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                                • purplehaze
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Jul 2007
                                  • 168
                                  #9
                                  this couple has been trying for a while to have a baby. they tried fertility clinics, sex therapy, counseling, everything. so finally, one day they get pregnant and nine months goes by and the delivery day comes. the doctor delivers the child, but when it came out, he threw it down on the floor, starts stomping on it and kicking it around. finally, he opens up the window and chucks the baby out the window. the couple is freaked! they start screaming, "what did you do to our baby?!". the doctor looks at them and says, "ah, i'm just fucking with you. it was dead anyway"

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                                    • white-rob-like-whoa
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Mar 2006
                                      • 508
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by purplehaze
                                      this couple has been trying for a while to have a baby. they tried fertility clinics, sex therapy, counseling, everything. so finally, one day they get pregnant and nine months goes by and the delivery day comes. the doctor delivers the child, but when it came out, he threw it down on the floor, starts stomping on it and kicking it around. finally, he opens up the window and chucks the baby out the window. the couple is freaked! they start screaming, "what did you do to our baby?!". the doctor looks at them and says, "ah, i'm just fucking with you. it was dead anyway"
                                      Holy Shit! Thats Fucking HILARIOUS!
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                                        • DonX XXX Media Design
                                          Registered User
                                          • Sep 2007
                                          • 54
                                          #11
                                          Good one!!
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                                            • Spunky
                                              I need a beer
                                              • Jun 2002
                                              • 133986
                                              #12
                                              Grog..those were pretty bad..lol

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