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jammyjenkins · 09-13-2002, 01:12 PM

Two threads start today. One with the title Fuck Canada. The other with the title Fuck USA.

They both pretty much say the same thing -- your leader is an idiot ... lick my balls ...etc.

A few hours later, the Canada one has sunk after a few Canadians replied laughing about it.

At the same time, the USA one is really going strong and of course all these americans are going 'fuck you, fucking commie, fucking euro...' etc ... etc ... blah, blah, blah

So riddle me this...

Why are Canadians so much cooler than Americans?

Why do americans make such cocks of themselves?

What is the complete inability of 99% of americans to take any criticism at all of their country? Even in jest?

Seriously -- what is their major malfunction?

Look, the evidence speaks for itself. Objective replies to this thread will be very interesting. Rants will be ignored for the complete waste of pixels they are ...

Brown Bear · 09-13-2002, 01:15 PM

This fuck usa, canada, europe, etc... shit is getting old.

RATBOY · 09-13-2002, 01:15 PM

Americans have a lot to be proud of and feel obligated to defend it's country that has afforded the world so much. The industrial age, VCR's, creation and pioneering of the Internet...

...Celine Dion is pretty good.

Cheshire · 09-13-2002, 01:16 PM

I'm sure it has something to do with American flags being flown every few feet in the U.S., and only at Governmental buildings in Canada.

Live American in life
v.s.
Live life in Canada

bushwacker · 09-13-2002, 01:17 PM

why do you care?

Sly_RJ · 09-13-2002, 01:17 PM

Pretty good question. No idea to the answer, nor do I care. The whole argument is getting extremely old, as are the same individuals who keep starting the arguments. Such trolls.

Fuck it all. Fuck this world. Fuck everything that you stand for.

quiet · 09-13-2002, 01:19 PM

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Originally posted by Cheshire
[B]I'm sure it has something to do with American flags being flown every few feet in the U.S., and only at Governmental buildings in Canada.

we usually put them on our backpacks too...

fnet · 09-13-2002, 01:20 PM

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Originally posted by RATBOY
Americans have a lot to be proud of and feel obligated to defend it's country that has afforded the world so much. The industrial age, VCR's, creation and pioneering of the Internet...
...Celine Dion is pretty good.

Mr. Rogers saved the VCR.

Cheshire · 09-13-2002, 01:20 PM

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Originally posted by quiet
we usually put them on our backpacks too...

I wear mine on my arse

quiet · 09-13-2002, 01:21 PM

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Originally posted by Cheshire

I wear mine on my arse

i'm not sure if that's a good thing or a bad thing...

Cheshire · 09-13-2002, 01:22 PM

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Originally posted by quiet
i'm not sure if that's a good thing or a bad thing...

you're so funny ~ you *never* seem to know what to make of my posts... is it because, like me, they go both ways sometimes?

quiet · 09-13-2002, 01:25 PM

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Originally posted by Cheshire
you're so funny ~ you *never* seem to know what to make of my posts... is it because, like me, they go both ways sometimes?

hmm, maybe...

RATBOY · 09-13-2002, 01:25 PM

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Originally posted by Cheshire
you're so funny ~ you *never* seem to know what to make of my posts... is it because, like me, they go both ways sometimes?

Marry me Cheshire...

[Labret] · 09-13-2002, 01:27 PM

Everyone so wrapped up with bi girls. Trust me, it isnt all its cracked up to be. They are over sexed and not only do you have to worry about their oversexed asses fucking around with guys, you got women to worry about. And they tend to be attention whores loving to tell everyone that they are bi or bi curious, and what do a room full of guys try to do when they find out your girlfriend is bi? Its pitiful.

I know. My girlfriend is bi. And very hot. Its a deadly shitty combination. I used to think it was cool as well. Im not amused anymore.

SpaceAce · 09-13-2002, 01:28 PM

I don't suppose it could have anything to do with the fact that there's like 280,000,000 Americans and 28,000,000 Canadians. With 10x the people you're going to get 10x the response.

You think the thread responses say something about America, but the real question is what does it say about you that you have nothing better to do than stir up shit with this juvenile threads.

SpaceAce

RATBOY · 09-13-2002, 01:29 PM

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Originally posted by [Labret]
Everyone so wrapped up with bi girls. Trust me, it isnt all its cracked up to be. They are over sexed and not only do you have to worry about their oversexed asses fucking around with guys, you got women to worry about. And they tend to be attention whores loving to tell everyone that they are bi or bi curious, and what do a roomful of guys try to do when they find out your girlfriend is bi? Its pitiful.

I know. My girlfriend is bi. And very hot. Its a deadly shitty combination.

So's mine. I guess I am just not as insecure as you need to be...

[Labret] · 09-13-2002, 01:31 PM

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Originally posted by RATBOY

So's mine. I guess I am just not as insecure as you need to be...

No offense, mine is a model. Yours is probably butt ass ugly.

I cant leave the house without people constantly trying to fuck my girlfriend. Male and female. It gets old.

jammyjenkins · 09-13-2002, 01:34 PM

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Originally posted by SpaceAce
I don't suppose it could have anything to do with the fact that there's like 280,000,000 Americans and 28,000,000 Canadians. With 10x the people you're going to get 10x the response.

You think the thread responses say something about America, but the real question is what does it say about you that you have nothing better to do than stir up shit with this juvenile threads.

SpaceAce

Juvenile?

It's a fact ... and depending who replies this could be a really interesting thread.

Maybe those two threads were more of a social experiment, but as a visitor to this board I get mightily fucked off with all the juvenile "don't trash my country" posts.

Being able to laugh about something seems a lot more mature to me...

TeraBabes · 09-13-2002, 01:36 PM

The answer to your question: There are more Americans on this board that Canadians.

It's just math.

RATBOY · 09-13-2002, 01:36 PM

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Originally posted by [Labret]

No offense, mine is a model. Yours is probably butt ass ugly.

I cant leave the house without people constantly trying to fuck my girlfriend. Male and female. It gets old.

My gf gets hit on all the time too. And you probably based your response on...?

Seriously, if you still need to stress about whether or not she is going to cheat on you she probably will. (No offense).

[Labret] · 09-13-2002, 01:41 PM

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Originally posted by RATBOY

My gf gets hit on all the time too. And you probably based your response on...?

Post a pic.

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Seriously, if you still need to stress about whether or not she is going to cheat on you she probably will. (No offense).

Like I have stated several hundred times.

All women are whores and will cheat. Period.

I exepect it. I have yet to meet a woman who has not. And if one says she has not, she is a fucking delusional liar.

And its not that I even care. If she does she is gone. No sweat off my back, women are easily replaced.

My initial statement was that they are attention whores and bi girls are not all they are cracked up to be.

I met my girlfriend when she was chatting it up about how bi she was with a room full of people. So I called her a dirty whore and liar for an hour or so and now here I am 2 years later.

women love to be abused.

krysco · 09-13-2002, 01:48 PM

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Originally posted by Brown Bear
This fuck usa, canada, europe, etc... shit is getting old.

NO DOUBT

Just let it go people. We all live on the same planet !

RATBOY · 09-13-2002, 01:48 PM

I don't post pics of family/friends. Guess you'll have to use your imagination.

I have a trusting relationship with my girlfriend. I don't buy it that all girls are cheaters. If she wants to sleep with another girl that doesn't threaten me and I get to join in sometimes. If you have to live your life with a girl that you constantly have to worry about cheating on you then dump her ass and move on.

Back to topic... Seriously Cheshire, marry me

SpaceAce · 09-13-2002, 01:51 PM

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Originally posted by jammyjenkins

Juvenile?

It's a fact ... and depending who replies this could be a really interesting thread.

Maybe those two threads were more of a social experiment, but as a visitor to this board I get mightily fucked off with all the juvenile "don't trash my country" posts.

Being able to laugh about something seems a lot more mature to me...

In case you haven't noticed, both the "rah-rah" threads and the "fuck [insert country/state/region/province/continent]" threads are started by the same handful of people. One of thos people, apparently, is you. Trying to pass off a blatant attempt to pick a fight as a "social experiment" is a stretch.

How many replies does the USA thread have? Out of those, how many are from unique (American) users? I'm American and for the most part I am proud of my country but you won't find my name on the list of replies to that thread. Of course when you start a thread like that you see a bunch of people who look like assholes because that's what you wanted. You did your best to push people's buttons and get angry reponses. Congratulations, but it doesn't really take a lot of skill. What you don't see is people like me and hundreds more like me who just ignore that sort of bullshit and go on with our lives. There's a lot more like me than like the loud ones but you choose to base your statements on the actions of the vocal minority.

You can say what you like about America but we didn't achieve our current position in the world by being sheep or because we are insecure or because we are reactionary. The same attitudes that make people want to lash out at you in those threads are the attitudes that get trails blazed, buildings built and independence won.

We're not all assholes and chances are most of the people who replied to your thread aren't assholes, either. Their proud of who they are and there's nothing wrong with that.

SpaceAce

jammyjenkins · 09-13-2002, 01:56 PM

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Originally posted by SpaceAce

There's a lot more like me than like the loud ones but you choose to base your statements on the actions of the vocal minority.

Good post.

From your quote above -- problem is the vocal minority is so loud, they generally drown out people like you.

Hence the misrepresentation.

For your reference:

<a href="http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=76992" target="_blank">Canada thread</a>

<a href="http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=76995" target="_blank">USA thread</a>

theking · 09-13-2002, 01:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jammyjenkins

Juvenile?

It's a fact ... and depending who replies this could be a really interesting thread.

Maybe those two threads were more of a social experiment, but as a visitor to this board I get mightily fucked off with all the juvenile "don't trash my country" posts.

Being able to laugh about something seems a lot more mature to me...

Yes juvenile. Your mother needs to bust your ass and not let you play with her computer for a whole week.

SykkBoy · 09-13-2002, 02:02 PM

Fuck Earth!

jreaka · 09-13-2002, 02:04 PM

Isn't Canada part of the United States? I thought they were the 51st state.

hershie · 09-13-2002, 02:11 PM

I am curious why Canadians have their flag sewn on their backpacks. I was travelling in Asia earlier this year and noticed by far and away, it is only the Canadians amongst all countries that do this. What has caused this to occur?

Do Canadians think they are that universally loved and admired or are they desperate to distibguish themselves from Americans? There must be some mass group-think psychosis that triggers this compulsion to be the only people in the world that insist on sewing their flag on their travelling shit.

Just wondering what others take on this is.

quiet · 09-13-2002, 02:16 PM

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Originally posted by hershie
I am curious why Canadians have their flag sewn on their backpacks. I was travelling in Asia earlier this year and noticed by far and away, it is only the Canadians amongst all countries that do this. What has caused this to occur?

Do Canadians think they are that universally loved and admired or are they desperate to distibguish themselves from Americans? There must be some mass group-think psychosis that triggers this compulsion to be the only people in the world that insist on sewing their flag on their travelling shit.

Just wondering what others take on this is.

if you've traveled outside of north america, it's pretty obvious that most people like Canadians, and are considerably more friendly towards them than Americans.pretty staight forward and pragmatic.

jreaka · 09-13-2002, 02:20 PM

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Originally posted by quiet

if you've traveled outside of north america, it's pretty obvious that most people like Canadians, and are considerably more friendly towards them than Americans. Pretty staight forward.

Just for having a maple leaf on their backbacks?

So what does it mean when people drop to there knees and bow to me when they see my American Flag Tattoo?

quiet · 09-13-2002, 02:22 PM

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Originally posted by jreaka
Just for having a maple leaf on their backbacks?

are you saying i'm wrong? i think most (especially those outside N.A.) would agree with what i've said. i'm not commenting on whether it's justified or not, simply that it is a fact.

jreaka · 09-13-2002, 02:25 PM

Did I say you were wrong?

Hell I love Canadians!

I think they are really cute little guys the way they talk and spell.

"Where's my cheque hey"?

quiet · 09-13-2002, 02:28 PM

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Originally posted by jreaka
Did I say you were wrong?

Hell I love Canadians!

I think they are really cute little guys the way they talk and spell.

"Where's my cheque hey"?

uh, no. i asked if you thought i was wrong.

and didn't you mean, "where's my cheque eh?"?

jreaka · 09-13-2002, 02:30 PM

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Originally posted by quiet

uh, no. i asked if you thought i was wrong.

and didn't you mean, "where's my cheque eh?"?

And i said i love Canadians

Can't wait until they officially join the Union!!!!

09-13-2002, 01:12 PM	#1
jammyjenkins So Fucking Banned Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 1,371	Riddle me this ... Two threads start today. One with the title <b>Fuck Canada</b>. The other with the title <b>Fuck USA</b>. They both pretty much say the same thing -- your leader is an idiot ... lick my balls ...etc. A few hours later, the Canada one has sunk after a few Canadians replied laughing about it. At the same time, the USA one is really going strong and of course all these americans are going 'fuck you, fucking commie, fucking euro...' etc ... etc ... blah, blah, blah So riddle me this... Why are Canadians so much cooler than Americans? Why do americans make such cocks of themselves? What is the complete inability of 99% of americans to take any criticism at all of their country? Even in jest? Seriously -- what is their major malfunction? Look, the evidence speaks for itself. Objective replies to this thread will be very interesting. Rants will be ignored for the complete waste of pixels they are ...

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hershie Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 4,642	I am curious why Canadians have their flag sewn on their backpacks. I was travelling in Asia earlier this year and noticed by far and away, it is only the Canadians amongst all countries that do this. What has caused this to occur? Do Canadians think they are that universally loved and admired or are they desperate to distibguish themselves from Americans? There must be some mass group-think psychosis that triggers this compulsion to be the only people in the world that insist on sewing their flag on their travelling shit. Just wondering what others take on this is.

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