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  • Deputy Chief Command
    Deputy Chief Command
    • Nov 2005
    • 4482

    #1

    The nine most terrifying words in the English language

    I'm from the government and I'm here to help
  • ProducerCashDave
    Confirmed User
    • Jun 2006
    • 3983

    #2
    "License and registration please"

    Thats another scary one
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    • DEA - banned for life
      V.I.P.
      • Nov 2004
      • 7886

      #3
      Place your hands behind your'e back Your'e under arrest !

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      • pussyserver - BANNED FOR LIFE
        So Fucking Banned
        • Oct 2005
        • 5133

        #4
        " are you sleeping with my wife"

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        • jakethedog
          Confirmed User
          • Jun 2004
          • 2497

          #5
          uh ..what do you think your going to do with that thing ?
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          • ProducerCashDave
            Confirmed User
            • Jun 2006
            • 3983

            #6
            "Step out of the car please"
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            • jalami
              Confirmed User
              • May 2004
              • 845

              #7
              "we should take our relationship to the next level"

              Checked it -- 9 words indeed.
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              • RP Fade
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                • Sep 2003
                • 3343

                #8
                Originally posted by jalami
                "we should take our relationship to the next level"

                Checked it -- 9 words indeed.

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                • seeric
                  ..........
                  • Aug 2004
                  • 41917

                  #9
                  these 7 are no fun either.

                  you have the right to remain silent.

                  hahaha

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                  • uno
                    RIP Dodger. BEST.CAT.EVER
                    • Dec 2002
                    • 18450

                    #10
                    Oh shit, I'm two weeks late for my period.
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                    • OY
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                      • Oct 2002
                      • 5401

                      #11
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                      • RevSand
                        Confirmed User
                        • Oct 2003
                        • 8151

                        #12
                        Originally posted by uno
                        Oh shit, I'm two weeks late for my period.
                        Thats similar to what I was thinking...


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                        • tony299
                          lurker
                          • Aug 2002
                          • 57021

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Deputy Chief Command
                          I'm from the government and I'm here to help
                          Reagan said that and its not true.There are lots of great things we have because of government.

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                          • dav3
                            Confirmed User
                            • May 2007
                            • 7348

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Deputy Chief Command
                            I'm from the government and I'm here to help
                            You have "Quote of the Day" on your google.com/ig too?
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                            • mistergardener
                              Confirmed User
                              • Aug 2007
                              • 746

                              #15
                              Government Warning: Cigarette Smoking Is Dangerous To Your Health.

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                              • uno
                                RIP Dodger. BEST.CAT.EVER
                                • Dec 2002
                                • 18450

                                #16
                                Originally posted by mistergardener
                                Government Warning: Cigarette Smoking Is Dangerous To Your Health.
                                That's a lot better than other governments who basically put "THESE MOTHERFUCKERS WILL FUCKING KILL YOU SLOWLY AND PAINFULLY."
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                                • brand0n
                                  been very busy
                                  • Nov 2002
                                  • 26983

                                  #17
                                  this is my husband, power lifter from russia, Ivan

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                                  • ne0
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • May 2006
                                    • 781

                                    #18
                                    I forgot to tell you but, I have aids.
                                    hai2u

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                                    • CurrentlySober
                                      Too lazy to wipe my ass
                                      • Aug 2002
                                      • 38957

                                      #19
                                      i like poo, i like poo, i like poo


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                                      • Chio
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                                        • Oct 2002
                                        • 8002

                                        #20
                                        Holy shit Jim I think I might be pregnant.

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                                        • Christina Muller
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                                          • Mar 2007
                                          • 923

                                          #21
                                          Hello Im Christina you called asking for my services

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                                          • CaptainHowdy
                                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                                            • Dec 2004
                                            • 94744

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Christina Muller
                                            Hello Im Christina you called asking for my services
                                            !!

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                                            • AGS-17
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                                              • May 2005
                                              • 1402

                                              #23
                                              hahaha loL!!!))

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                                              • DaddyHalbucks
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                                                • Feb 2004
                                                • 18975

                                                #24
                                                "I need you to have a seat over there."
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                                                • Fap
                                                  Just Du It
                                                  • Feb 2004
                                                  • 12094

                                                  #25
                                                  Hello and Welcome to GFY word word word word

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                                                  • Paul Markham
                                                    Too old to care
                                                    • Jun 2001
                                                    • 52942

                                                    #26
                                                    I once had a visit in my London studio from two police men. As they walked up the stairs flashing warrant cards and announcing their names they said.

                                                    We're from Southall murder squad and you have nothing to worry about.

                                                    That's when I farted.

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                                                    • baddog
                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                      • Apr 2001
                                                      • 107089

                                                      #27
                                                      I am late. Pretty sure it is yours baby.

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                                                      • who
                                                        So Fucking Banned
                                                        • Aug 2003
                                                        • 19593

                                                        #28
                                                        "Is it in yet?"

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                                                        • mikesouth
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Jun 2003
                                                          • 6334

                                                          #29
                                                          shit anybody from the south knows when ya hear these words...get outta the way

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                                                          • baddog
                                                            So Fucking Banned
                                                            • Apr 2001
                                                            • 107089

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by who
                                                            "Is it in yet?"
                                                            That isn't even nine syllables.

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                                                            • raven1083
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                                                              • Jul 2007
                                                              • 7687

                                                              #31
                                                              say goodbye to my ass
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                                                              • voa
                                                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                • Nov 2006
                                                                • 16532

                                                                #32
                                                                You owe me some money-scary word i didn`t want to heard.

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                                                                • quantum-x
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                                                                  • Feb 2002
                                                                  • 6863

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Uh, simon, The exit man hole has been sealed!
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                                                                  • klinton
                                                                    So Fucking Banned
                                                                    • Apr 2003
                                                                    • 8766

                                                                    #34

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                                                                    • TheUKGuy
                                                                      Registered User
                                                                      • Aug 2007
                                                                      • 13

                                                                      #35
                                                                      "I've come for the job, my name is Paris Hilton"

                                                                      Yes I know it's 10 words, but this is Paris we're talking about.
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                                                                      • MaxCandy
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                                                                        • Sep 2003
                                                                        • 3750

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Nine word scary sentences are so difficult to write.
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                                                                        • Sarah_Jayne
                                                                          Now with more Jayne
                                                                          • Dec 2002
                                                                          • 40077

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Honey, I cheated and I didn't use a condom.

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                                                                          • GrouchyAdmin
                                                                            Now choke yourself!
                                                                            • Apr 2006
                                                                            • 12085

                                                                            #38
                                                                            The results of the test are back: It's yours.

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                                                                            • nico-t
                                                                              emperor of my world
                                                                              • Aug 2004
                                                                              • 29903

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by uno
                                                                              That's a lot better than other governments who basically put "THESE MOTHERFUCKERS WILL FUCKING KILL YOU SLOWLY AND PAINFULLY."
                                                                              hahaha we got that exact phrase on packs, well, without the 'fucks' that is ;)
                                                                              also: 'smoking will make you impotent', 'smoking is deadly', and more of that good shit. I think its a waste of money for them to put it on there cuz it doesnt help anything.

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                                                                              • carol.prime
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                                                                                • Jul 2006
                                                                                • 6960

                                                                                #40
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                                                                                • SykkBoy2
                                                                                  Jesus loves bacon
                                                                                  • Feb 2001
                                                                                  • 19969

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  "Remember when I bought that pregnancy test yesterday morning?"
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                                                                                  • pornvue
                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                    • Jun 2007
                                                                                    • 474

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by GrouchyAdmin
                                                                                    The results of the test are back: It's yours.
                                                                                    hahaha...i was about to say that
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                                                                                    • Elli
                                                                                      Reach for those stars!
                                                                                      • Apr 2003
                                                                                      • 17991

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by SykkBoy2
                                                                                      "Remember when I bought that pregnancy test yesterday morning?"
                                                                                      hahah I like that one
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                                                                                      • Scott McD
                                                                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                        • Nov 2002
                                                                                        • 67798

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        "are you sitting down before i tell you this"


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                                                                                        • headless ghost
                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                          • May 2005
                                                                                          • 893

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          I always thought it was
                                                                                          "bend over and spread your cheeks"

                                                                                          scared me!
                                                                                          if you were in the military you remember this

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                                                                                          • GreyWolf
                                                                                            So Fucking Banned
                                                                                            • Jun 2007
                                                                                            • 2036

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by DEA
                                                                                            Place your hands behind your'e back Your'e under arrest !
                                                                                            Is that the same as "Hit the dirt shitbag!"?

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                                                                                            • ronbotx
                                                                                              Registered User
                                                                                              • Jan 2002
                                                                                              • 1634

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Originally posted by Deputy Chief Command
                                                                                              I'm from the government and I'm here to help
                                                                                              Most of the dumb libs here who support government run universal healthcare obviously believe that.

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