Originally Posted by Profits of Doom (Post 13094204)

More likely he'll bang your skank like you never could and make her forget you even exist...assuming she actually exists :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Originally Posted by eddie-executive (Post 13094208)

And you'll jerk off to the video because you get none:thumbsup

Originally Posted by Profits of Doom (Post 13094214)

More likely you've jerked off to a few of my videos...

Originally Posted by eddie-executive (Post 13094218)

nope strictly bangbros bitches:thumbsup

Originally Posted by Profits of Doom (Post 13094232)

The difference is I get paid to fuck on camera, whereas you have to come on a message board and lie about it. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh By the way, I'm not laughing with you, I'm laughing at you...

Originally Posted by eddie-executive (Post 13094245)

You gotta pay to lay that's why your in porn you got no game. You might not pay directly but your still paying.

Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy (Post 13094067)

Tread with care.

I have done that too many times in the past. Here are a few things to think about:

1) You better be prepared mentally to watch a man who may be able to, and just may fuck and please your woman WAY better than you ever did.

2) Condoms break. What you gonna do when some stranger dumps his HIV+ load inside your woman by mistake? What if he knocks her up by accident?

3) What if she likes it too much and you alone just don't cut it anymore?

4) What if the guy turns out to be a physco and stalks her?

5) Both the HPV and the Herpes virus you can get even if condoms are used. What if she or you both got those from this guy?

6) Is it worth fucking up your relationship over?

There are other questions to ask yourself, but that is a good start. It's all fun and games until shit goes wrong.

Enjoy!

Originally Posted by Halcyon (Post 13094263)

perhaps the most boner-killing AND important post of all time!

Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy (Post 13094352)

Boner killer for sure but I'm keeping it real for those who may not think it through.

It's one thing to run a trian on some random chick, but when it's your GIRLFRIEND of WIFE, there are a lot more things to consider than if you can get naked in front of another guy or not.

Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat (Post 13094358)

is this the same girl who let you touch her pussy for 80 bucks because she needed to pay her cell phone bill ?

Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat (Post 13094362)

or maybe that girl from the parking lot who lacked money to pay her cell phone bill, became your girlfriend now?

maybe you will even marry her?

but what will you tell your children then when they ask
"Daddy, please tell us how did you meet mom?"

Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy (Post 13094067)

Tread with care.

I have done that too many times in the past. Here are a few things to think about:

1) You better be prepared mentally to watch a man who may be able to, and just may fuck and please your woman WAY better than you ever did.

2) Condoms break. What you gonna do when some stranger dumps his HIV+ load inside your woman by mistake? What if he knocks her up by accident?

3) What if she likes it too much and you alone just don't cut it anymore?

4) What if the guy turns out to be a physco and stalks her?

5) Both the HPV and the Herpes virus you can get even if condoms are used. What if she or you both got those from this guy?

6) Is it worth fucking up your relationship over?

There are other questions to ask yourself, but that is a good start. It's all fun and games until shit goes wrong.

Enjoy!

Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat (Post 13094362)

or maybe that girl from the parking lot who lacked money to pay her cell phone bill, became your girlfriend now?

maybe you will even marry her?

but what will you tell your children then when they ask
"Daddy, please tell us how did you meet mom?"

Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat (Post 13094362)

or maybe that girl from the parking lot who lacked money to pay her cell phone bill, became your girlfriend now?

maybe you will even marry her?

but what will you tell your children then when they ask
"Daddy, please tell us how did you meet mom?"

Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat (Post 13094362)

or maybe that girl from the parking lot who lacked money to pay her cell phone bill, became your girlfriend now?

maybe you will even marry her?

but what will you tell your children then when they ask
"Daddy, please tell us how did you meet mom?"

Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat (Post 13094362)

or maybe that girl from the parking lot who lacked money to pay her cell phone bill, became your girlfriend now?

maybe you will even marry her?

but what will you tell your children then when they ask
"Daddy, please tell us how did you meet mom?"

Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat (Post 13094362)

or maybe that girl from the parking lot who lacked money to pay her cell phone bill, became your girlfriend now?

maybe you will even marry her?

but what will you tell your children then when they ask
"Daddy, please tell us how did you meet mom?"

Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat (Post 13094362)

or maybe that girl from the parking lot who lacked money to pay her cell phone bill, became your girlfriend now?

maybe you will even marry her?

but what will you tell your children then when they ask
"Daddy, please tell us how did you meet mom?"