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AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 09-12-2007 11:44 PM

My favorite Dead song of all time...

May have to dig out my old photo albums and scan some pix of the Dead that I shot way back in the day (and night)...

ADG

jscott 09-13-2007 12:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Far-L (Post 13077733)
I am seriously dreading a few of the pictures that I know will pop up in this thread...


:helpme

want me to pull some outta the wordwork???? :eek:

hehe, just joking, i have a couple cool ones from our trip down south

great interview Far-L :thumbsup

Redmanthatcould 09-13-2007 12:33 AM

I was really happy to see this Ambush interview. Beyond the fact that Homegrown and VS are about as close to family-status as two companies could be, I really admire Farrel independently of that. He has proven that his actions are consistent with his words (a rare quality in this industry), and he has helped keep the integrity/consistency of the HG brand. I thoroughly enjoy whenever we get a chance to speak, and his town crier impersonation gets belly laughs every time, without fail.

I was a little disappointed I didn't get to see monkey boy in Florida, but I am crossing my fingers for Vegas... a show isn't complete without it. :)

This will be one interview I'll read every word of - can't wait for the rest of the answers.

:thumbsup

Deej 09-13-2007 12:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Far-L (Post 13079503)
Thanks! :thumbsup

Nope - right now out of Seattle most days - unless I am down in San Diego or Irvine Cali offices.

Well damn, Im southern oregon myself.

anyway, well cross paths sometime with drinks in hand...



im sure youve got this before, but you remind me heavily, both your "voice", your ways, your attitude, your growth and most obviously, your image... of Abbie Hoffman.

LadyMischief 09-13-2007 06:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VS_Jeff (Post 13080228)
I was really happy to see this Ambush interview. Beyond the fact that Homegrown and VS are about as close to family-status as two companies could be, I really admire Farrel independently of that. He has proven that his actions are consistent with his words (a rare quality in this industry), and he has helped keep the integrity/consistency of the HG brand. I thoroughly enjoy whenever we get a chance to speak, and his town crier impersonation gets belly laughs every time, without fail.

I was a little disappointed I didn't get to see monkey boy in Florida, but I am crossing my fingers for Vegas... a show isn't complete without it. :)

This will be one interview I'll read every word of - can't wait for the rest of the answers.

:thumbsup

You wouldn't mean this gorilla would you?

http://www.homegrowngazette.com/farl/gorilla1.jpg

LadyMischief 09-13-2007 06:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Far-L (Post 13079945)
You didn't notice but I painted a big pheromone strip down your back as you walked in so that all the chicks would be on you like frosting on a cake. That is what we call Homegrown Hospitality.




"we can share the women we can share the wine, we can share what we got of yours 'cause we done shared all of mine" - "Jackstraw" - the Grateful Dead

:winkwink::thumbsup

You were lucky Lani went home with YOU that night, her and half the other girls were all a-twitter over 12clicks and his sexy poker ways!

CDSmith 09-13-2007 06:28 AM

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Originally Posted by LadyMischief (Post 13080820)
You wouldn't mean this gorilla would you?

http://www.homegrowngazette.com/farl/gorilla1.jpg

Looks like that dude with the earring is eyefucking the shit out of your wee wee.

Trixxxia 09-13-2007 06:32 AM

Quite an interesting read :)

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 09-13-2007 06:33 AM

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Originally Posted by LadyMischief (Post 13078558)
Why would a grown man wear yellow underwear?

http://www.jokesunlimited.com/myspac...lowpanties.jpg

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12clicks 09-13-2007 07:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Far-L (Post 13079945)
You didn't notice but I painted a big pheromone strip down your back as you walked in so that all the chicks would be on you like frosting on a cake. That is what we call Homegrown Hospitality.

so THATS what it was! I definitely enjoyed the hospitality. :winkwink:

rhon23 09-13-2007 08:43 AM

This is definitely a very entertaining read.

C H R I S 09-13-2007 09:51 AM

Looking forward to all the answers- Far-l has always been one of my favorite peeps.

SleazyDream 09-13-2007 10:33 AM

sweeeeeeeeeeeet

jact 09-13-2007 10:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 13080896)
Looks like that dude with the earring is eyefucking the shit out of your wee wee.

LAJ was kinda fawning on Far-L in Florida too, I wonder if he's obsessed now?

Odie 09-13-2007 11:13 AM

omg I'm loving this interview!! Thanks for the great read!!!

Brad Mitchell 09-13-2007 11:25 AM

I keep coming back to read the updates, great interview so far Far-L!

Brad

Far-L 09-13-2007 11:47 AM

6. What is " Xplor Media?"

When we finally took over the assets of Homegrown Video from the bankruptcy proceeding naturally we were excited to get right down to business and get a new title out. We created a new box design and put together a strong bunch of scenes for it. After spending a bag of loot to get a bunch duplicated we sat down to make our first sales call to a big brick and mortar distributor.

"Hello"

"Hi"

"Who's this?"

"Hi, this is Farrell from Home-"

"Fuck you and fuck you mother!"

Click.

Every call we made. Either hung up on outright or chastized for a few seconds of abuse then hung up on.

Finally we realized that no one was going to take anything called "Homegrown Video" because the previous ownership had destroyed the goodwill of the company so thouroughly. In fact, we couldn't sell a distributor a piece of Homegrown for an entire year. The one sale we thought we made was returned.

Two things saved us from going out of biz almost faster than we had gotten into it. First, we hobbled along on our mail list to sell direct to consumers. Then, we created the name Xplor Media and we started putting together titles that were based on themes that were popular with our mailorder customers.

That is how we ended up being the first company to market series based on niche specific themes. We were the first company out there doing a cream pie series for example and hairy bush, plump, horny over 40, etc. (And this was a huge asset to us when we went from selling vhs videos off bbs sites to actually running a website since we were so deep in niche)

Once the Xplor brand had earned enough respect then we started bringing back the Homegrown and have kept working to make that our marquee brand, today, tomorrow, and beyond.

Far-L 09-13-2007 11:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 13080896)
Looks like that dude with the earring is eyefucking the shit out of your wee wee.

And you can tell by my wee wee which looks like I just went swimming after the Titantic went down that I have chosen "flight" over "fight" in response to the scrutiny...

jact 09-13-2007 01:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Far-L (Post 13082378)
And you can tell by my wee wee which looks like I just went swimming after the Titantic went down that I have chosen "flight" over "fight" in response to the scrutiny...

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Far-L 09-13-2007 02:12 PM

7. How many women did you have sex with by the time you decided to stop counting?

I never counted because I never saw it as a competition in which a score needed to be kept. I have had a lot of beautiful, safe sex with wonderful women over the years. No doubt about it. I was born to porn. The only milestone that I can recall is when I realized that physical beauty had absolutely nothing to do with what made for a good or bad experience and that attitude and enthusiasm were everything. I was paid to have sex with the most beautiful porn stars that were about as exciting to fuck as a piece of knotted timber. I am sure someone could produce some of the shots of shoots I did with toothless biker chick amateurs that had seen better days but who loved sex and knew how to ring a guy's bell and left me walking dazed and euphoric for days.

Bryan G 09-13-2007 02:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Far-L (Post 13078808)
http://www.homegrowngazette.com/farl/farl_tom_mike.jpg

5. Is it true you went to the AVN awards this year with Tom Green? Are you friends with him?

Tom and my friend Mike performed as "Keeping it real Crew" at the AVN award show party in the VIP lounge. A lot of people don't know that Tom used to be a kid rapper and was kind of a Canadian Kid Rock with a couple of radio singles back in the day. The first album Mike ever produced was Tone Loc's first record back when we were just getting out of school. His next was the Beastie's "Paul's Boutique"... anyone who was back there can attest to how they got the room bouncing old school style.

Certainly would call Tom and friend we shared many laughs together at the AVN show. I still crack a smile thinking about his whole "how big is the truffle?" in the truffle reduction sauce riff he did on the waitress at the resturaunt before the show.

Yes the group was Organized Rhyme

https://youtube.com/watch?v=2ctc4daiIZU

tASSy 09-13-2007 03:02 PM

w00t! i finally had a chance to read up, i knew this would be good! :thumbsup

CarlosTheGaucho 09-13-2007 03:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Far-L (Post 13082922)
The only milestone that I can recall is when I realized that physical beauty had absolutely nothing to do with what made for a good or bad experience and that attitude and enthusiasm were everything.

Nicely said and corresponds with my very personal research ! :2 cents::pimp

mailman 09-13-2007 04:09 PM

I have never had the pleasure of meeting Far-L.. I feel so unloved! :(

mailman 09-13-2007 04:10 PM

I did meet Joel once.. I guess hes just as cool if you take away all the cash, celebs, airplane and the good looks.

MediumPimpin 09-13-2007 04:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mailman (Post 13083716)
I have never had the pleasure of meeting Far-L.. I feel so unloved! :(

But we did hang in his big ass suite at Internext :)

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 09-13-2007 04:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Far-L (Post 13082922)
I was paid to have sex with the most beautiful porn stars that were about as exciting to fuck as a piece of knotted timber.

I am sure someone could produce some of the shots of shoots I did with toothless biker chick amateurs that had seen better days but who loved sex and knew how to ring a guy's bell and left me walking dazed and euphoric for days.

Please post the pix with the beautiful porn stars, and not the toothless biker chicks... :eyecrazy

ADG

jact 09-13-2007 04:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude (Post 13083773)
Please post the pix with the beautiful porn stars, and not the toothless biker chicks... :eyecrazy

ADG

No way, toothless all the way!

Trixxxia 09-13-2007 04:21 PM

Far-L - for those of us who are refreshing in hopes of another answer coming out, d'ya think ya can speed it ups a wintzybit? LMAO

Homegrownvideo 09-13-2007 04:25 PM

If you haven't met Farrell, you are really missing out. He is way cool and friendly with everyone. He can reccomend the most awesome mindblowing movies you will ever soon, and can tell you the craziest stories.

That being said, when I was hired on, it was quite odd edit the famous "Flying Anal" the day after I first met him. Working in porn takes some getting used to.

I'd also like to point out, <-- I have an earlier registration here than everyone else on the HomegrownVideo team! Hah!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...stos/farl1.jpg
Like you totally wouldn't do the same thing if you got that close

Vegas Ken 09-13-2007 04:48 PM

Some great stories and answers!

Clark 09-13-2007 04:51 PM

great stuff Farrel!!
HomeGrown are good folks.:thumbsup

Far-L 09-13-2007 09:41 PM

8. What is " Mr. Peeper's Home Videos"?

Mr Peepers was an amateur video series produced in Porn Valley, USA. The first video my ex and I made when we got into the LA porn scene was shot for Mr Peepers by a guy named Paul who would later become reborn as the notorious Max Hardcore.

The valley was melt-the-tarmac hot and another couple to shoot was at the duplex which was completely empty save for the wall-to-wall brown and orange shag carpet circa 1981.

The other couple was a cute blond pair who had big porn hair that had done a few porns already. Paul wanted them to go first "so they could show us what to do". Ok. No problem. No matter that we had shot a bunch of homemade amateur videos, spent a couple of years studying the biz, doing tantric sex workshops, and reading everything from feminist anti-porn rhetoric to every sex manual known to the western world. We were ready. I guess we just didn't look like we were ready. We didn't have the right hair.

So we would wait, sweating away while the other couple went horizontal. And sweat. And wait some more while standing there dripping. The experienced couple was having issues. Or more appropriately the dude was having difficulties keeping his dick hard. Apparently it kept melting away before any good "core" could be shot.

Finally, Paul decided to move on and give the panting pair a break. Time for me and Alyssa. Paul's brother opened some doors and windows to try and get some air flow to cool the place down.

Now we were certainly ready and we went at each other like a couple of bunnies at the easter orgy. It was good. Solid raunch. Sweaty, heaving sex. Butt smacking and dick gagging hardcore. Sex. The other couple became rather turned on and started making out by the open door to stay cool.

The camera was rolling and framed a nice close up on Alyssa's face while I rocked her from behind. That is when the neighbor walked by. We didn't see her but we both heard her clearly.

"Close the door you FUCKING PERVERTS!!!"

Alyssa looked over. Then looked back in the lens. Pause. Disbelief. Then looked again and looked back into the lens. We both started laughing hysterically.

And it was all captured on video. An enterprising perv could probably dig it up on a sexentertain feed since I am pretty sure they licensed all that Peepers stuff.

Welcome to the valley. Now blow your load and get the fuck out!:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Far-L 09-13-2007 10:05 PM

9. What does this phrase mean to you: " Content is as buffalo to the Indian"?

I have a few mantras that have served me well since getting into this biz. One of them is "sex is food, people have to eat". Another is "content is as buffalo to the indian". (and yes I do know that "buffalo" are more accurately referred to as bison)

The idea is simple. Just as the plains indian would utilize every part of the animal for clothing, food, tools, etc. content needs to be broken down into as many different uses as possible. A cut for every outlet, net, cable, DVD, mobile, softcore, hardcore, etc.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 09-13-2007 10:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Far-L (Post 13084859)
"Close the door you FUCKING PERVERTS!!!"

Alyssa looked over. Then looked back in the lens. Pause. Disbelief. Then looked again and looked back into the lens. We both started laughing hysterically.

And it was all captured on video. An enterprising perv could probably dig it up on a sexentertain feed since I am pretty sure they licensed all that Peepers stuff.

I think I found a frame grab:

http://www.maximmag.co.uk/images/lib...us_11092_8.jpg

I love porn bloopers...

ADG

Far-L 09-13-2007 10:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude (Post 13084937)
I think I found a frame grab:

http://www.maximmag.co.uk/images/lib...us_11092_8.jpg

I love porn bloopers...

ADG

"Forbidden Zone" - Love that movie and was completely shocked to see it again on cable recently. Oingo Boingo. Herve V. A Zappa cameo. What else do you need for a party?

Your genius has just reached a whole new level as far as I am concerned. First the Dead on YouTube. Now this. Amazing.

pico and sepulveda, pico and sepulveda, pico and sepulveda

tony286 09-13-2007 10:37 PM

man really good read.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 09-13-2007 10:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Far-L (Post 13085002)
"Forbidden Zone" - Love that movie and was completely shocked to see it again on cable recently. Oingo Boingo. Herve V. A Zappa cameo. What else do you need for a party?

Your genius has just reached a whole new level as far as I am concerned. First the Dead on YouTube. Now this. Amazing.

pico and sepulveda, pico and sepulveda, pico and sepulveda

Obscure/arcane references and double entendre are my forte...

Anyway, you are good my friend, picking up on that - BTW, Danny Elfman was Satan. Go figure...

Pico and Sepulveda

ADG

Far-L 09-13-2007 11:54 PM

http://www.viewaskew.com/kevin/chicks1.jpg

10. Have you ever shot porn with Princess Leia (Carrie Fisher)

Yes indeed. And in anticipation of the Dreyfuess question, I shot porn with him, fisher, buck henry, and tim hutton and a big shot producer named Charley Wessler's place.

This was back when myself and the south park fellas were making "prankster porn" together. At the time, no one knew what Trey or Matt looked like but everyone and their monkey's uncle had seen the spirit of xmas clip that became "South Park".

Soooooo... when we were invited to shoot a scene at wessler's place and he mentioned that some of his friends would be there to watch we knew we had to put on a really big shoooo.

I pretended to be Trey, mr up and coming hollywood superstar, and Trey pretended to be me, the porn version of cecil b. demille. We hired porn stars to not be porn stars but come in no make up and pass out coffee and cake. When the action got rolling, Buck Henry whipped out his mini cam to make his own video. Dreyfuess couldn't take his eyes off the action. Even when Matt Stone walked by and intentionally farted on him. Trey kept barking things like "people, people, I need more ASS LICKING! Goddammit GIVE ME MORE ASS LICKING!"

And me... well they all were coming up to me and saying how big I was going to be.

Our cover was almost blown because the make up artist that we hired was a popular 70s porn starlet who happened to know Buck from the glam fuck days of disco and Plato's Retreat. But, even if he knew what was up he kept it cool so we could keep up the goof.

At one point I asked Carrie if she could get the shots for me since I needed to pee. "What should I get?" She asked as earnestly as if she was talking to Luke in Episode 3. "Close ups!" I demanded. "Just get close ups!"

We kept it going and at one point the porn couple serving coffee makes like they are so turned on by the shooting that they take off their clothes and go out to the balcony to fuck. Buck didn't miss a beat but followed them right out with his camera. Carrie and Tim Hutton sat on a couch and looked on while a pair of porn folks gave each other head a foot or two away.

Finally, I make like I am so turned on that I can't stand it any longer either. I drop trou and put my cock into the action.

You could hear the gasps from four hollywood stars and their respective entourages like the oxygen had just been sucked out of the room. Then when enough atmosphere returned "Nooooooooooo" came out as a collective groan. End of a career before it even started you could hear them all thinking.

By the next day it was already circulating in the gossip mill. Buck Henry ran into Trey's very real attorney the next day at a cocktail party and told him what happened.

And the rest is Hollywood history. I guess being in porn doesn't have to ruin your career in Hollywood.

Halcyon 09-14-2007 12:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Far-L (Post 13085188)
10. Have you ever shot porn with Princess Leia (Carrie Fisher)


"people, people, I need more ASS LICKING! Goddammit GIVE ME MORE ASS LICKING!"

...

And the rest is Hollywood history.


I'm applauding right now... out of sheer joy. I love you, Farrel. :)


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