Anyone into the necro niche? - GoFuckYourself.com

Evil E · 09-11-2007, 08:47 PM

So now you've got a stiff lying seductively in front of you, but you have no idea how to start. How you proceed from this point onward really depends upon what kind of person you are. The corpse will last longer if you treat it gently and with care, but if you prefer to go all out you'll probably receive greater satisfaction. There are many differences between screwing a live and a dead person which one needs to be aware of. Firstly, a corpse will never tell you to get off of it if you're being a bit rough and it will never complain no matter what kinky sexual practices you use it for. Screwing a corpse is also much more predictable because you can raise an arm, leg or whatever and it will still be in that position when you reach for it again. Take the arms and gently lock them in an embrace behind your back, or spread the legs to make sex a bit easier. If you want a great blowjob then lubricate your partner's mouth, lock it to your preferred width, insert and go for it. Although there's no tongue stimulation it's still worthwhile, and it's also safer than conventional sex. Corpses can also be recycled if treated properly. If you're a proficient embalmer you can keep a corpse for over five years if it has been properly embalmed. That's free sex whenever you want it! You naturally don't want to be too rough with an embalmed corpse though as they are more fragile. One final advantage of screwing corpses is that they are always in abundance. Based upon your sexual preferences you can designate a cemetery or a morgue as your territory and always find fresh partners to screw. Plus you don't have to resort to cheesy pickup lines or spend all your money in order to get a date. necrophiliac is a passion which is cheaply satisfied

_mC_ · 09-11-2007, 08:53 PM

I lost you at "So" ...

neewwman · 09-11-2007, 08:56 PM

There are two adult sites which pretty neatly fit this fetish:

http://www.dirtydolls.com

http://www.shewontknow.com

Evil E · 09-11-2007, 09:06 PM

Are you the owner of these sites? They load VERY slowly. Like geocities in 1998

tony286 · 09-11-2007, 09:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by neewwman

There are two adult sites which pretty neatly fit this fetish:

http://www.dirtydolls.com

http://www.shewontknow.com

I know a bunch of models that would be perfect for those sites. lol

Evil E · 09-11-2007, 09:25 PM

BTW, sorry for the comment, I think it's my connection that is actually slow but I couldn't edit my msg :P

09-11-2007, 08:47 PM	#1
Evil E Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Lazyness is a lifestyle Posts: 3,201	Anyone into the necro niche? So now you've got a stiff lying seductively in front of you, but you have no idea how to start. How you proceed from this point onward really depends upon what kind of person you are. The corpse will last longer if you treat it gently and with care, but if you prefer to go all out you'll probably receive greater satisfaction. There are many differences between screwing a live and a dead person which one needs to be aware of. Firstly, a corpse will never tell you to get off of it if you're being a bit rough and it will never complain no matter what kinky sexual practices you use it for. Screwing a corpse is also much more predictable because you can raise an arm, leg or whatever and it will still be in that position when you reach for it again. Take the arms and gently lock them in an embrace behind your back, or spread the legs to make sex a bit easier. If you want a great blowjob then lubricate your partner's mouth, lock it to your preferred width, insert and go for it. Although there's no tongue stimulation it's still worthwhile, and it's also safer than conventional sex. Corpses can also be recycled if treated properly. If you're a proficient embalmer you can keep a corpse for over five years if it has been properly embalmed. That's free sex whenever you want it! You naturally don't want to be too rough with an embalmed corpse though as they are more fragile. One final advantage of screwing corpses is that they are always in abundance. Based upon your sexual preferences you can designate a cemetery or a morgue as your territory and always find fresh partners to screw. Plus you don't have to resort to cheesy pickup lines or spend all your money in order to get a date. necrophiliac is a passion which is cheaply satisfied __________________ A girl once told me "Give me 8 inches and make it HURT". So, I fucked her twice and hit her with a brick.

09-11-2007, 08:53 PM	#2
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09-11-2007, 08:56 PM	#3
neewwman Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Los Angeles, CA, USA Posts: 1,737	There are two adult sites which pretty neatly fit this fetish: http://www.dirtydolls.com http://www.shewontknow.com __________________ Porn Wealth Everything the newbie adult webmaster needs to know. Buy it, or sell it through our 50% affiliate program!

09-11-2007, 09:06 PM	#4
Evil E Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Lazyness is a lifestyle Posts: 3,201	Are you the owner of these sites? They load VERY slowly. Like geocities in 1998 __________________ A girl once told me "Give me 8 inches and make it HURT". So, I fucked her twice and hit her with a brick.

09-11-2007, 09:25 PM	#6
Evil E Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Lazyness is a lifestyle Posts: 3,201	BTW, sorry for the comment, I think it's my connection that is actually slow but I couldn't edit my msg :P __________________ A girl once told me "Give me 8 inches and make it HURT". So, I fucked her twice and hit her with a brick.