2 Blondes (joke no pics)

**beta-tester** · 08-30-2007, 07:20 PM

loool

) good one :D

**Spunky** · 08-30-2007, 07:22 PM

Did they have big boobs ?

**aico** · 08-30-2007, 07:23 PM

Originally posted by Spunky

Did they have big boobs ?

without a doubt

**tony286** · 08-30-2007, 07:42 PM

very funny. lol

**picaso** · 08-31-2007, 01:16 AM

nice one

**AsianDivaGirlsWebDude** · 08-31-2007, 01:22 AM

There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence.

Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her $50.00. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted.

The lawyer first asked, "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?"

Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5. then the blonde asked, "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?"

Well, the lawyer looked puzzled. He took several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50.00

The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, "What is the answer to your question?"

Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5.

*****

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger.

They tried and tried to get the door open, but they couldn't.

The girl with the coat hanger stopped for a moment to catch her breath, and her friend said anxiously, "Hurry up! It's starting to rain and the top is down."

*****

ADG

**who** · 08-31-2007, 01:32 AM

Save the thread

**raven1083** · 08-31-2007, 01:35 AM

nice one you got me there

**RedShoe** · 08-31-2007, 01:37 AM

**pornvue** · 08-31-2007, 01:50 AM

Originally posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence.

Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her $50.00. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted.

The lawyer first asked, "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?"

Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5. then the blonde asked, "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?"

Well, the lawyer looked puzzled. He took several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50.00

The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, "What is the answer to your question?"

Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5.

*****

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger.

They tried and tried to get the door open, but they couldn't.

The girl with the coat hanger stopped for a moment to catch her breath, and her friend said anxiously, "Hurry up! It's starting to rain and the top is down."

*****

ADG

**martinsc** · 08-31-2007, 01:58 AM

Originally posted by who

Save the thread

thanks....

**Dvae** · 08-31-2007, 02:12 AM

Originally posted by Spunky

Did they have big boobs ?

**Farang** · 08-31-2007, 03:54 AM

**Vitasoy** · 08-31-2007, 03:55 AM

That gave me a chucke

**NyLoS** · 08-31-2007, 03:58 AM

I don't get it, which side ?

**gimo33** · 08-31-2007, 05:36 AM

lmao! good one!

**ADL Josh** · 08-31-2007, 07:40 AM

some good one in here, thanks!!

**VeriSexy** · 08-31-2007, 05:35 PM

lol.. good one

**gecko** · 08-31-2007, 11:32 PM

**voa** · 08-31-2007, 11:54 PM

This is the good one

**Violetta** · 09-01-2007, 02:48 AM

hahahahahahahahahahahahahah

**Deej** · 09-01-2007, 03:37 AM

Originally posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence.

Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her $50.00. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted.

The lawyer first asked, "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?"

Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5. then the blonde asked, "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?"

Well, the lawyer looked puzzled. He took several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50.00

The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, "What is the answer to your question?"

Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5.

*****

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger.

They tried and tried to get the door open, but they couldn't.

The girl with the coat hanger stopped for a moment to catch her breath, and her friend said anxiously, "Hurry up! It's starting to rain and the top is down."

*****

ADG

first one was damn funny, caught me off guard.

second one im not too pleased with mister...

**everestcash** · 09-01-2007, 06:05 AM

the one about lawyer was very funny)

**Vick!** · 09-01-2007, 06:23 AM

Originally posted by NyLoS

I don't get it, which side ?

you are a blonde

**KILL_FRENZY** · 09-01-2007, 06:42 AM

nice one

**Compdoctor** · 09-01-2007, 06:46 AM

first joke rocked my world

**peterk** · 09-01-2007, 06:46 AM

lol

**CDSmith** · 09-01-2007, 07:32 AM

Originally posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence.

Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her $50.00. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted.

The lawyer first asked, "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?"

Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5. then the blonde asked, "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?"

Well, the lawyer looked puzzled. He took several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50.00

The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, "What is the answer to your question?"

Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5.

That's gold Jerry

GOLD!

**woj** · 09-01-2007, 09:52 AM

**stillsexy** · 09-01-2007, 10:28 AM

they muzt be very hot

**sniperwolf** · 09-01-2007, 11:05 AM

LOL!

2 Blondes (joke no pics)

2 Blondes (joke no pics)

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