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voa 08-30-2007 12:32 AM

Just say any kind of sites.

flashfire 08-30-2007 12:40 AM

I actually do mainstream "online marketing" bet 90% of people assume its all porn

da man 08-30-2007 02:18 AM

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Originally Posted by kristin (Post 13006338)
"Marketing and Sales for an online company."

for sure 1 of the safest way of putting it :winkwink:

Sarah_Jayne 08-30-2007 04:03 AM

Internet Marketing is usually good enough for people that just want a general answer. I have mainstream sites to show if I have to.

[ Nate ] 08-30-2007 04:07 AM

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Originally Posted by BB-Rick (Post 13006276)
After 15+ years in this business, I've come to the conclusion of, fuck'em if they can't handle the troof

:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup

pornvue 08-30-2007 04:12 AM

just tell em im working on porn sites....it gets interesting after that

uno 08-30-2007 04:15 AM

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Originally Posted by ronaldo (Post 13007323)
Yep yep. That's the way to go. Website consultant. People ask me how to increase revenue, traffic, improve content etc. None of which is a lie.

Internet marketing screams porn. And to the UNeducated, porn screams CP. Never discount that people outside our industry frequently make that association.

The judge was impressed that I've ran this business for 10 years now.

Angie77 08-30-2007 04:18 AM

I usually say online marketing. Then affiliate manager if they're really interested..

Tom_PM 08-30-2007 06:35 AM

The doctor who were doing my heart surgery asked me while I was on the table, lol. Hell of a time to be in a weird spot like that!
I told him that I do online support work for some large clients, and also buy and sell online ads.

Scott McD 08-30-2007 06:52 AM

I normally always say web design. They usually don't ask any more questions after that...

Lykos 08-30-2007 07:04 AM

I am so long in this bizz that eveyrone already knows what i do... its small country,tons of my dvd's with my name are out...so yeah i always say what i do:)

Topher49er 08-30-2007 07:24 AM

from Risky Business...

"I'm in the human fulfillment industry":thumbsup

sniperwolf 08-30-2007 08:08 AM

i always say, i do the sales in an online outsourcing company! :)

carol.prime 08-30-2007 09:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kristin (Post 13006338)
"Marketing and Sales for an online company."

that would be a safe answer. :thumbsup
well, can i borrow those line man?. hehehe! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

OMG Jim 08-30-2007 10:04 AM

I've used a couple of answers that seem to work well...

Internet Research Specialist for a Web Development Company
Marketing Manager for a Corporate Web Development Company
Marketing Manager for an Offshore Bandwidth Provider

If the person is not very computer/internet savvy these work fine:thumbsup

Also we have a simple mainstream site set up with a separate domain name that I can refer people to if they ask....

Instead of telling them AlmightyContent.com I tell them ACEntertainmentGroup.com.

We've got that question covered pretty well. :)
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Kiwigirl 08-30-2007 10:20 AM

We say web design or computer programming and generally throw a few words in there that confuse the fuck out of them so that they quit asking. LOL
And if you will never meet the ppl again who are asking, just tell them your a spoiled rich kid living off inheritance. LOL

frostyimpressions 08-30-2007 10:28 AM

Online marketing and website maintenance. If they ask me more, I tell them to mind their own fucking business.


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