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Dogs sure do eat the strangest things

08-28-2007, 01:30 AM

My spaniel hadn't been feeling good for most of the day before yesterday and that night spent all night up whimpering. She has always had a bit of a bad digestive system so I was giving it a day or so to play out and see if it was just the 'normal' problems and then go to the vet the next day if she was still the same way.

So, late last night I am sitting down with her and she suddenly coughs a big cough and makes like she is going to be sick and all that comes out if half a dryer sheet. Then after about five minutes she is prancing around like she feels top of the world. No idea when she managed to grab the dryer sheet but that certain is a first for me!
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08-28-2007, 06:28 AM

Maybe I should have started with the poo eating stories.
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08-28-2007, 06:36 AM

My dog coughed up some carpet, still haven't found out where he got it from.
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08-28-2007, 06:39 AM

yeah, some of them just eat everything they don't know
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08-28-2007, 06:39 AM

my dogs like to eat the cat poop out of the litter box
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08-28-2007, 06:41 AM

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my dogs like to eat the cat poop out of the litter box

Don't make me and Peaches share the 'straight from source' stories.
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08-28-2007, 06:41 AM

lol my dog ate a napkin yesterday right after we wiped his mouth with it just messing around of course it was right after we had dinner, but a napkin?

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08-28-2007, 06:44 AM

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my dogs like to eat the cat poop out of the litter box

Mine too It really grosses me out

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08-28-2007, 06:47 AM

dogs eat anything! lol
i have a cat that eats anything that's on the floor...hair, paper...she loves to eat plastic....very strange...
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08-28-2007, 06:50 AM

Mine at a shoe lace! Lord that was terrible to watch her suffer until she got it back up a couple hours later. Dogs! ;)

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08-28-2007, 06:56 AM

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08-28-2007, 07:01 AM

That is weird, I'm glad she is ok!
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08-28-2007, 07:08 AM

Originally posted by ADL_SusieQ

lol my dog ate a napkin yesterday right after we wiped his mouth with it just messing around of course it was right after we had dinner, but a napkin?

Both of my dogs love destroying any paper products but had that napkin actually been used at the meal and had any food smells on it at all it would be even more likely to die..lol
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08-28-2007, 07:08 AM

Sometimes when I take my dog for a walk, all of a sudden he would just pick up something to munch on. Small stones most of the time. Have to take it out of his mouth.
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08-28-2007, 07:08 AM

Originally posted by Sarah_MaxCash

Don't make me and Peaches share the 'straight from source' stories.

Is this a Pug thing, because a few days ago I caught my little shithead "eating from the source" as well. It was like she had her head under the soft serve ice cream spout.

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08-28-2007, 07:09 AM

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dogs eat anything! lol
i have a cat that eats anything that's on the floor...hair, paper...she loves to eat plastic....very strange...

My cat is dead now but when she was around she had a real thing about licking plastic. I never figured it out.
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08-28-2007, 07:10 AM

A dryer sheet? Oh man, I wouldn't think even a dog would like the taste of that. :D

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08-28-2007, 07:11 AM

Originally posted by candyflip

Is this a Pug thing, because a few days ago I caught my little shithead "eating from the source" as well. It was like she had her head under the soft serve ice cream spout.

No in my case it is the spaniel that treats the pug as a chocolate fountain.
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08-28-2007, 07:12 AM

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A dryer sheet? Oh man, I wouldn't think even a dog would like the taste of that. :D

The way she eats sometimes I don't think it actually touches the sides long enough for her to taste things.
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08-28-2007, 07:15 AM

I'll never eat chocolate icecream again after reading this thread

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08-28-2007, 07:16 AM

dogs are weired!

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08-28-2007, 08:02 AM

LOL, yeah, dryer sheets are big around here. The puppy also loves tissue paper (as did the older male but he's gotten over that recently). The puppy chews on one of my exercise bands - might as well SOMEONE get use out of it - and I have to cut the ends off constantly to keep him from eating it.

The older male LOVES dirt, but it has to be potting soil. The old female is a big bug eater.

The upside is that I haven't had to pick up any food I've dropped on the kitchen floor in 10+ years.
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08-28-2007, 08:03 AM

Originally posted by candyflip

Is this a Pug thing, because a few days ago I caught my little shithead "eating from the source" as well. It was like she had her head under the soft serve ice cream spout.

My two males do this. They will actually FIGHT over who gets it. NASTY!!
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08-28-2007, 08:15 AM

Originally posted by Peaches

My two males do this. They will actually FIGHT over who gets it. NASTY!!

I caught her doing it a few weeks ago for the first time. Now I have to constantly keep after her.

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08-28-2007, 09:11 AM

aww, poor baby! i hope she's still doing good. those dryer sheets always upset my stomach, too.

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08-28-2007, 09:26 AM

My friends dog ate her used tampon out of the trash once. We didn't discover that he had did that until we saw it in his poop.

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08-28-2007, 09:28 AM

my 5 lb. yorkie has a steal stomach. Will eat chocolate puke it up and eat more. crazy little shit .

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08-28-2007, 09:29 AM

Our dog love to eat rubber slippers.. And he is too smart to find where to find what he want..
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08-28-2007, 10:14 AM

Originally posted by candyflip

I caught her doing it a few weeks ago for the first time. Now I have to constantly keep after her.

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08-28-2007, 10:20 AM

My buddy and I picked up some Wendy's one time back in high school and when I sat down at the table I forgot my drink. So I got up, went about 20 feet to get my drink and when I turned around, my dog was stretching to barely get her front teeth on the edge of the lettuce. Really stretching, like she was sneaky. So I yelled at her and she got this scared look on her face and took the entire burger down in one bite. I was so pissed, a whole Jr. Bacon Cheeseburger in one shot, and she wasn't a big dog.
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08-28-2007, 10:20 AM

My dog loves avocado, tomatoes, onion, oranges and so many other things. 90% of the stuff he eats he barely chews. In the mouth, down the throat and onto more stuff to eat.
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08-28-2007, 10:42 AM

Originally posted by Sarah_MaxCash

My cat is dead now but when she was around she had a real thing about licking plastic. I never figured it out.

My late kitty used to lick and chew plastic bags as well.

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08-28-2007, 10:45 AM

My friend's dog ate an entire pair of pantyhose. One day, they started coming out, and... they weren't coming out of his mouth....

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08-28-2007, 10:47 AM

dogs eat the strangest things. some people eat dog, which is sick. they say it's delicious, though. ewwww.
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08-28-2007, 10:53 AM

man.. i would have loved to see the look on your face while you contemplate the napkin lol
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08-28-2007, 10:58 AM

Originally posted by Sarah_MaxCash

My spaniel hadn't been feeling good for most of the day before yesterday and that night spent all night up whimpering. She has always had a bit of a bad digestive system so I was giving it a day or so to play out and see if it was just the 'normal' problems and then go to the vet the next day if she was still the same way.

So, late last night I am sitting down with her and she suddenly coughs a big cough and makes like she is going to be sick and all that comes out if half a dryer sheet. Then after about five minutes she is prancing around like she feels top of the world. No idea when she managed to grab the dryer sheet but that certain is a first for me!

That's a funny story, we have a new 10 Week old puppy that is having Stool problems, We see the Vet today.

After your story, I can only imagine.

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08-28-2007, 11:01 AM

I had a Rottweiler that hadn't been eating for a day or so and then started throwing up water. X-rays showed an entire gravel pile in her stomach. She was able to pass (with help of some oils and stuff) something like 23 individual rocks.

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08-28-2007, 11:18 AM

Originally posted by Sarah_MaxCash

My spaniel hadn't been feeling good for most of the day before yesterday and that night spent all night up whimpering. She has always had a bit of a bad digestive system so I was giving it a day or so to play out and see if it was just the 'normal' problems and then go to the vet the next day if she was still the same way.

So, late last night I am sitting down with her and she suddenly coughs a big cough and makes like she is going to be sick and all that comes out if half a dryer sheet. Then after about five minutes she is prancing around like she feels top of the world. No idea when she managed to grab the dryer sheet but that certain is a first for me!

That is toooo funny.
Same thing happened with my dog, wasn't feeling well for a day or so.... took him to the park and he poo'd out a pair of thong undies. A couple weeks later, same thing and out came a sock.

He is 4 now, he mostly over it, he does quite like the undies tho, which is sooooooooooo gross, but how can you get mad at this face....
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08-28-2007, 11:45 AM

A friend of mine has a husky that ate a sock once. They took her to the vet and an X ray showed it in her stomach. The vet basically told them she might pass it, but it might get tangled in her intestines and they would have to surgically remove it. Two days later out it came no problem. That dog has eaten about 5 or 6 socks now that they know of.
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08-28-2007, 11:53 AM

ever heard of the guy who brough his pup to the vet cuz something was wrong with it and got cought cheating because they found a red lace bra inside of the dog's stomach?... the bra didnt belong to the guy's wife

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08-28-2007, 12:00 PM

Hahahhaha dogs sure are fun!
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08-28-2007, 12:14 PM

Originally posted by miss_jody

That is toooo funny.
Same thing happened with my dog, wasn't feeling well for a day or so.... took him to the park and he poo'd out a pair of thong undies. A couple weeks later, same thing and out came a sock.

He is 4 now, he mostly over it, he does quite like the undies tho, which is sooooooooooo gross, but how can you get mad at this face....

hahaha, so cute. ima dig up old photo of our westie (no longer with us)!

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08-28-2007, 12:28 PM

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My friends dog ate her used tampon out of the trash once. We didn't discover that he had did that until we saw it in his poop.

Yeah, been there done that. Now I have to make sure none of that stuff is in "available" trash cans. The kitty box is also off limits.

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08-28-2007, 12:39 PM

heh I knew it was going to be about poo

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08-28-2007, 12:43 PM

My dog once picked up a condom on the street and began eating it. That was fun digging it out of his mouth...

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08-28-2007, 01:05 PM

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My dog once picked up a condom on the street and began eating it. That was fun digging it out of his mouth...

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08-28-2007, 02:31 PM

my dog used to eat his own poo as well....its really weird and disgusting. It sotpped one time, but then we were all missing one slipper

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08-28-2007, 03:05 PM

my pug licks carpet...yes, i know, she's a lesbian. but it's so weird...always after she eats her dog food, she sits in our living room and just licks the carpet!

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08-29-2007, 03:14 AM

Originally posted by deanberkeley

My dog once picked up a condom on the street and began eating it. That was fun digging it out of his mouth...

I am shuddering just thinking about it.
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08-29-2007, 03:15 AM

Originally posted by pornvue

my dog used to eat his own poo as well....its really weird and disgusting. It sotpped one time, but then we were all missing one slipper

My spaniel will never eat her own..only the other dog's and only if it is pretty fresh.
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