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Pornwolf 08-27-2007 12:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Jennings (Post 12992768)
Very mistaken. I sit in Geffen, Virgin and Sobe Entertainment offices monthly at the least.

The fact that you just mentioned SoBe entertainment as a label that should be used as an example tells me a lot about you.

WTF? Are you serious?

Dude, your position in life and that of a indie label owner are two different things. If Pimpstick took a trip over to Colorado Avenue in Santa Monica and did a deal with Geffen he'd have to shake on it with Jimmy Iovene at the end of the day. Jimmy wears a suit maybe twice a month.

Sure, Jason Flom at Virgin wears suits often as he hangs out with Lawyers as much as he does music people so he's a different breed but honestly, as I said before, if Pimpernickle has a hit it doesn't matter what he wears. Jason would not care.

He's not trying to get video work. He's not dealing with marketing people begging for scraps out of the marketing budget to shoot videos. He is trying to make hits which means he will be playing an entirely different game than you. A&R and Label heads only. Other than that it's retail, radio and musicians... and they are all a rowdy bunch that like strippers and alcohol. Pimpalicious should stay himself.

p1mpdogg 08-27-2007 12:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Jennings (Post 12992786)
That right there shows you know nothing about the music industry.
Sellaband acts as their recording label.
You are investing into their label.

Just a way to toss your money out the door.


You SHOULD be looking into investing with Monster Energy Drinks, they will be the sponsor for My Chemical Romance in 2008.


But wtf do I know...

this is what they call a stepping stone into a world i am unfamiliar with. this is also how I will make my contacts, when ppl see me tossing money into potential bands left and right, I will get appraoched, guranteed.

just stick your camera up those little girls skirts and do what you do best dave. get lost.

Pornwolf 08-27-2007 12:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Jennings (Post 12992777)
That's such a con.

He is right about that though. Sellaband is worthless.

Jennings 08-27-2007 12:14 AM

Actually, I'm under contract from several labels, and they call ME to film for them. You really have not a clue, but you should find one.

Sobe Entertainment?

Grossed over 14 Million last year in sales and concerts and only had 3 headliners going out.

That's pretty nice if you ask me, they have 6 people on staff TOTAL.

Jennings 08-27-2007 12:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by p1mpdogg (Post 12992797)
this is what they call a stepping stone into a world i am unfamiliar with. this is also how I will make my contacts, when ppl see me tossing money into potential bands left and right, I will get appraoched, guranteed.

just stick your camera up those little girls skirts and do what you do best dave. get lost.


Alot to learn Trey, alot to learn.

BTW your tiny little tosses of money won't get you anything.
WHO YOU KNOW IS WHERE YOU GO

Money really has nothing to it, you really cannot BUY your way into the music industry.


As far as little girl skirts, I believe one of your friends from this board is in jail for that presently, stalking a 10 year old. Used to run some kind of adult traffic generator or something on here. :winkwink:

will76 08-27-2007 12:19 AM

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Originally Posted by p1mpdogg (Post 12992755)
atleast you are smart enough to know that.


wonder how i got ppl to invest over a million bucks in a project im working on.

wasnt by calling them hahahahahahas and spikz.

always remember GFY is an outlet for ppl

and hardly anyone on here is how they act in person. I woulddnt expect a surfer like jennigns to understand that though

i act the same way i do here as i do in person. I don't piss where i do business. If i wanted to cut up online I would go on aol or some sports forum and act like a jackass. :2 cents:

Pornwolf 08-27-2007 12:19 AM

In sales and Concerts? Their biggest artist is Brooke Hogan. They can't even make their most consistent artist, Urban Mystic have a hit outside of eastern seaboard (beneath Baltimore) even when he has a great record.

SoBe Entertainment isn't doing incredibly. I dunno what they are telling you but sorry... Those are facts.

Jennings 08-27-2007 12:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Pornwolf (Post 12992808)
In sales and Concerts? Their biggest artist is Brooke Hogan. They can't even make their most consistent artist, Urban Mystic have a hit outside of eastern seaboard (beneath Baltimore) even when he has a great record.

SoBe Entertainment isn't doing incredibly. I dunno what they are telling you but sorry... Those are facts.

nononononono :error

Look at the artist lineup.

AdPatron 08-27-2007 12:22 AM

SoBe Entertainment is a joke.

Jennings 08-27-2007 12:24 AM

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Originally Posted by JoesTraffic (Post 12992815)
SoBe Entertainment is a joke.

no, sellaband is a joke.
At least you've heard of sobe ent.

p1mpdogg 08-27-2007 12:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jennings (Post 12992805)
Alot to learn Trey, alot to learn.

BTW your tiny little tosses of money won't get you anything.
WHO YOU KNOW IS WHERE YOU GO

Money really has nothing to it, you really cannot BUY your way into the music industry.


As far as little girl skirts, I believe one of your friends from this board is in jail for that presently, stalking a 10 year old. Used to run some kind of adult traffic generator or something on here. :winkwink:

who cares if i have allot to learn. atleast I have the balls todo it.

and to correct you, money has everything to-do with it. money open many doors for people. look at those idiots pdiddiddy is making a band out of, he has failed 3 times now almost 4, and i bet they all made money, but it took money to make money... just one example, how you can buy your way into just about anything.

I can buy my way into the best band out there that isnt signed yet back stage and have a chat with them, vs the sap that has to wait outside and get lucky to hope and meet one of the drummers.

p1mpdogg 08-27-2007 12:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Jennings (Post 12992819)
no, sellaband is a joke.
At least you've heard of sobe ent.

helping a band that deserves a little help is a joke?

what if you invest the full 50k in the band, you pretty much own them then and could make good money off them.

im not talking aobut a few hundred bucks here and there like you invest in your family and neglected children

Pornwolf 08-27-2007 12:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Jennings (Post 12992812)
nononononono :error

Look at the artist lineup.

Lola?

Stack$?

Who am I missing?

Jennings 08-27-2007 12:29 AM

My original point to you Trey was what I said in my first posts to you.
Learn and listen, in the business: who you know IS where you go.

The tour manager this year for Dave Matthews band is a 23 year old college girl. She had no exp at all, it's who she knew.

Listen, Learn, Network.

Jennings 08-27-2007 12:31 AM

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Originally Posted by p1mpdogg (Post 12992825)
helping a band that deserves a little help is a joke?

what if you invest the full 50k in the band, you pretty much own them then and could make good money off them.

im not talking aobut a few hundred bucks here and there like you invest in your family and neglected children



1. Yes the band will go no where.
2. No, sellaband IS there label, you don't own SHIT.
3. You really have no idea do you.

p1mpdogg 08-27-2007 12:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jennings (Post 12992827)
My original point to you Trey was what I said in my first posts to you.
Learn and listen, in the business: who you know IS where you go.

The tour manager this year for Dave Matthews band is a 23 year old college girl. She had no exp at all, it's who she knew.

Listen, Learn, Network.

and she prolly is the GFof one of the band members, or sucks off dave mathews.

read betwween the lines, you dont throw some 23 yr old road manager out alone with no experience without reason.

Jennings 08-27-2007 12:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Pornwolf (Post 12992826)
Lola?

Stack$?

Who am I missing?

Holy crap they lost a ton of artists wtf?

When did that happen?

p1mpdogg 08-27-2007 12:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jennings (Post 12992830)
1. Yes the band will go no where.
2. No, sellaband IS there label, you don't own SHIT.
3. You really have no idea do you.

how in the fuck do you know if these bands will go nowhere?

this site could take off and get seen by the right people and give them the start they needed.

what makes you so special and knowall about the music world. it can be appraoched from several ways, some work some dont. its called innovation you moron.

Jennings 08-27-2007 12:34 AM

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Originally Posted by p1mpdogg (Post 12992832)
and she prolly is the GFof one of the band members, or sucks off dave mathews.

read betwween the lines, you dont throw some 23 yr old road manager out alone with no experience without reason.

No, not at all, and Dave's married btw and has 2 kids.
Road manager for Puddle of Mudd Janine is 27.
She just started last year.

Do you even know what a road manager does?

Jennings 08-27-2007 12:35 AM

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Originally Posted by p1mpdogg (Post 12992837)
how in the fuck do you know if these bands will go nowhere?

this site could take off and get seen by the right people and give them the start they needed.

what makes you so special and knowall about the music world. it can be appraoched from several ways, some work some dont. its called innovation you moron.


When a band signs with sellaband to upload their music they sign a deal saying sellaband is their label.

Even Pornwolf told you it's a con.

Listen, Learn, Network.

sonofsam 08-27-2007 12:35 AM

Speaking of dave mathews band..

my friend is the brother of the ex drummer.. and he quit because dave mathews is an ego maniac (who'da thunk it when he named the band after himself) and a fucking asshole :thumbsup

p1mpdogg 08-27-2007 12:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jennings (Post 12992838)
No, not at all, and Dave's married btw and has 2 kids.
Road manager for Puddle of Mudd Janine is 27.
She just started last year.

Do you even know what a road manager does?

sorry no i dont, I dont pay attention to that little shit. i listen to the music. If i like it, Im going to promtoe it in some way shape or form. and If I can figure oiut a way to make a buck from doing so, then i will.

clearly your networking skillz are not very sharp because look where you are right now? posting bs on gfy.

dont worry so much about me and if I will be successfull in a new venture or not, I wont take advice from soemone like you that has 0 to show for their experience.

maybe sellaband is a joke, ill learn that along the path.

Jennings 08-27-2007 12:41 AM

Shit happens. Whose he drumming for now?

hand-held 08-27-2007 12:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Jennings (Post 12992805)
Money really has nothing to it, you really cannot BUY your way into the music industry.

Dude...

????

:helpme

Jennings 08-27-2007 12:43 AM

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Originally Posted by p1mpdogg (Post 12992845)
sorry no i dont, I dont pay attention to that little shit. i listen to the music. If i like it, Im going to promtoe it in some way shape or form. and If I can figure oiut a way to make a buck from doing so, then i will.

clearly your networking skillz are not very sharp because look where you are right now? posting bs on gfy.

dont worry so much about me and if I will be successfull in a new venture or not, I wont take advice from soemone like you that has 0 to show for their experience.

maybe sellaband is a joke, ill learn that along the path.

1. Good luck
2. On GFY because I'm bored.
3. 0 to show? Cool, keep believing that.
4. No, you won't, your Trey Hickey, you'll just keep tossing money around hoping somoene will see you tossing 500$ here and there thinking your gonna get somewhere.

Good luck Trey, you are really going to need it with your attitude.

sonofsam 08-27-2007 12:44 AM

my only point on this topic, since i dont know shit all about the music industry is that

Money can open doors that you didn't even know existed... You can buy your way into anything

Jennings 08-27-2007 12:44 AM

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Originally Posted by hand-held (Post 12992849)
Dude...

????

:helpme

The REAL music industry, not this myspace shit kids try now a days.

Jennings 08-27-2007 12:45 AM

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Originally Posted by sonofsam (Post 12992858)
my only point on this topic, since i dont know shit all about the music industry is that

Money can open doors that you didn't even know existed... You can buy your way into anything


Not exactly. :)

hand-held 08-27-2007 12:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Jennings (Post 12992859)
The REAL music industry, not this myspace shit kids try now a days.

Uh, no. No. Dead wrong. Dead fucking wrong. Go to bed kid.

:2 cents:

Jennings 08-27-2007 12:50 AM

Anyone have a sockpuppet broom?

sonofsam 08-27-2007 12:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Jennings (Post 12992867)
Anyone have a sockpuppet broom?

no, but i did stay in a holiday inn last night

ServerGenius 08-27-2007 12:52 AM

I guess this wasn't the right place to ask this :1orglaugh
the stupidity here never fails to amaze me :eek7

Pornwolf 08-27-2007 01:01 AM

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Originally Posted by sonofsam (Post 12992858)
my only point on this topic, since i dont know shit all about the music industry is that

Money can open doors that you didn't even know existed... You can buy your way into anything

Yeah that's true, you can buy your way into the music biz... but 99% of the time you will lose it if you don't know what to do with it, who to hire and what to watch out for.

Most guys that buy into the biz have one or two large failures before they learn the game and come out on top. Usually they lose around $200-$500k before they figure out they should cut their losses and try again. Unfortunately it takes no less than a year to figure out it isn't working. But a lot of times it can be up to three years. There's lots of reasons for that but that's damn near a 20 page report worth of info I'm not typing here.

That is what normally happens. They can avoid this but they would have to know how to find the right people to hire...

...and to know that you'd have to know who to ask for cross reference info on your prospects...

...but that person would also have to know what they are talking about but how do you know if he/she does...

...you don't unless you have been directly in the fields for a long time.

Sure you can get lucky and find a hot band that has what it takes, but it's up to you to break the band and that's where it gets tricky because the music business is a very closed tight knit circle. Your execs are the key.

So, money doesn't buy you much except the chance to lose it in a long & heartbreaking fashion unless you are lucky and know what to look for.

Jennings 08-27-2007 01:03 AM

Rock On...

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE 08-27-2007 01:06 AM

This threads fucken awesome.
People that do not know shit about playing an instrument looking to suck off some poor band.

LOL...
The music industry is fucked...
Period.

I just hope real musicians make a come back someday.

p1mpdogg 08-27-2007 01:15 AM

I was in a band for about 2 years when I was 19 and 20.. we palyed out a few times, got a few gigs, had a few fans.. we got a few hundred bucks and free beer.

I wanted a bit more out of life than that.

was fun though.. lots of pussy

Pornwolf 08-27-2007 01:15 AM

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Originally Posted by AlienQ (Post 12992897)
This threads fucken awesome.
People that do not know shit about playing an instrument looking to suck off some poor band.

LOL...
The music industry is fucked...
Period.

I just hope real musicians make a come back someday.

Alien, just about every classic album you have in your collection was funded by a person that can't play an instrument.

Would you say the same to a young Jac Holzman who funded the Doors & Queen?

How about that somewhat famous guy, whathisname... David Geffen who gave us The Eagles and Joni Mitchell?

Neither can play a chord.


I can go on and on for days. Let me know if you need more examples. There's an entire history of rock I can spout here.

TTiger 08-27-2007 01:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Pornwolf (Post 12992799)
He is right about that though. Sellaband is worthless.

explain? why is this worthless? this is just a new way to invest in music and help new band to come out

TTiger 08-27-2007 01:40 AM

and whats the problem if sellaband is the label? they dont hide this fact!

All advertising revenues generated via SellaBand will be shared equally between the SellaBand Recording Artists, their Believers and SellaBand. The amount of money you and the Artist will get paid depends on the market share the artist has in the total number of downloads on SellaBand.
Three of the songs on the CD will be given away as free Downloads. The other tracks will be sold as paid Downloads for 50 dollarcents each. The net profit of these sales will be split evenly between you, your Artist and SellaBand.

http://www.sellaband.com/site/how-it-works.html
Sellaband 'The movie'
https://youtube.com/watch?v=xSBIuil3eXU

SellaBand artist Cubworld and Second Person will be big in a few years!

Second Person - Spilt Milk
https://youtube.com/watch?v=2E4Mrlmxafw

"Gone Fishing" by Second Person
https://youtube.com/watch?v=X3aV1yHQtfU

Cubworld - Lights Fade
https://youtube.com/watch?v=3Y4vr6392bo

Cubworld - My World
https://youtube.com/watch?v=daEMc_5HX1M

Star 69 08-27-2007 01:50 AM

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Pornwolf 08-27-2007 01:52 AM

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Originally Posted by TTiger (Post 12992917)
explain? why is this worthless? this is just a new way to invest in music and help new band to come out

Yes, it's a new way and it's a very warm and fuzzy way but it's just not the most efficient way for anyone.

Can someone break off of it? Yes. Has anyone? No.


On the flip side, I will say that most big bands on the radio were bands that at one time no one believed in. So I would never say that all the bands on Sellaband sucks.

Also, they have a nice team of folks working for them... some of them I know personally... because of that I also know that they would never give a band from Sellaband their best material unless they were signing them to their production company/label. So the CD that bands record won't usually be A-Level material.

For a band, that's not really a big deal. You can use Sellaband with no strings attached unless you raise 50k. Then you are in a relatively fair contract with them to do as they please with you for a year. In that year they will try to negotiate a deal with a major label with you as their artist. That's not really a huge deal as the terms will most likely suck but you will make all your money from shows anyway. In short, most likely nothing will come from dealing with Sellaband but it doesn't hurt to try.

For an investor it's worthless. You don't learn anything. You don't get a real inside look at the process. You call no shots. Nothing. And you make no money.

The best thing to do is to look at the artists and if you find one you like try to contact them and secure management AND possibly a label deal with them to your company. Management is more important now a days. Labels are getting the short end of the stick.

I'm getting off topic. In short, Sellaband is a cool idea but it's nothing to invest a ton of time in.

Pornwolf 08-27-2007 01:58 AM

Oh, also let me add that Sellaband is a better deal for European artists as the owners and most of their staff are more familiar with the industry outside of North America. That means that once you raise the $50k to get started you have a better shot at doing something with it.

Yngwie 08-27-2007 02:03 AM

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Originally Posted by p1mpdogg (Post 12992623)
anybody have any label connects?

bands that need funding that are any good?

you get the idea.

for real.

post ehre or contact me

Can you ICQ me? I'd like to talk to you about something. Yes, it's music related.

icq: 16-544-251

voa 08-27-2007 02:04 AM

I have some connection in electronic music.I have few friends owners of this electronic music labels.If you interesting for this kind of music i can help you.

p1mpdogg 08-27-2007 02:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Yngwie (Post 12993011)
Can you ICQ me? I'd like to talk to you about something. Yes, it's music related.

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kane 08-27-2007 03:43 AM

P1mpdog's thread in 6 months will be titled, "I used to have money, but invested in the music business."

All of my experience with the music business is from the journalistic side and I can tell you a few things. Most bands don't make money. There are a very very VERY small group that do, but most of them are starving for a reason. Musicians as a whole are among the flakiest people you will ever meet. I have known bands that kick around for years playing shitty clubs then get a records deal only to break up. Or they make a record then break up. Or it turns out the record that the label spent a bunch of money on sucks and nobody buys it. It is very hard to find a band/musician that is focused, talented, driven and responsible and still there is no guarantee. There are some very professional, talented and driven people that play music and don't make enough money to live on doing it.

If you have a ton of money you can do it the way some people have where they start up a label and hire experienced management people then sign a distribution deal with a major label and start signing well known established acts. But that is going to take a ton of money and you could easily invest millions before you see anything in return.

If you are looking to start small here is what you do:

1. Go to a big book store and buy ever independent music magazine they have. Then go over and start buying books on music publicity and marketing. Read them all and get an idea how distribution, contracts, marketing and the entire record making/selling process works. Read two books about rock: Book 1 called "so you want to be a rock & roll star." by Jacob Slichter. It is written about a band called Semisonic and how they rose to fame with one hit song and everything that went into it. Read closely the part where he talks about how, since they were unknown, it cost the label about 500K just to get their first song on the radio. Then read Book #2 called, "Get in the Van." by Henry Rollins. It is about his years touring with Black Flagg. Pay close attention to the parts where he talks about playing sold out shows every night and being one of the most loved punk bands of it's era and still being so broke he was living in a tool shed.

2. Go to any independent music stores in your city and ask them what distributors they use and how they get their product.

3. Hit the clubs and start looking for bands. Once you find a band you like that you think people would enjoy. Offer them a deal to record a record. Nothing fancy, maybe even an EP. Follow them closely through the recording process.

4. Duplicate the CD once it is all done and work to get it into your local stores and played on your local radio stations. Send out copies to magazines to get reviews written about it. Use these CD's to get the band booked at more shows and sell them there.

5. Use the Internet, myspace and all of these things to get as much exposure for you band as possible. Shoot a cheap video and get it on their site. Send copies of it to anywhere that plays music videos.

6. Work on wider distribution deals and try to book them on a more nationwide tour. The more exposure the better.

7. If you are not exhausted yet and still are having fun, maybe the business is for you.

The music industry would be the last place I would ever invest my money

munki 08-27-2007 04:12 AM

This thread delivers...

I don't think I miss music much...

AllStar 08-27-2007 04:16 AM

First thing Music is like the Porn industry. it is a niche Industry what type of Music do you know or love?


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