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frank7799 08-27-2007 03:47 AM

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Originally Posted by scottybuzz (Post 12991729)
I am talking anybody in the world.

Politician, celebrity, industry leader, sports star, master criminal

anybody; who would it be and why?

Also questions would you ask them?

and also lets say for fun, they can be living or dead.

My wife.

slapass 08-27-2007 03:54 AM

^ what he said. isn't that weird?

frank7799 08-27-2007 03:56 AM

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Originally Posted by slapass (Post 12993235)
^ what he said. isn't that weird?

Why do you think so?

Sarah_Jayne 08-27-2007 05:19 AM

You know, when I was a kid and teenager I probably would have been able to give you a long list of celebs, etc. However, now I can't really think of anybody famous that I have a strong desire just to meet. If I met them as a course of normal life and got on with them than great but I don't feel a draw to simply share the air with somebody based on fame.

DutchTeenCash 08-27-2007 05:48 AM

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Originally Posted by gangbangjoe (Post 12993203)
dalai lama

that would be my pick too

Kinky John 08-27-2007 05:49 AM

Nicole Kidman . . for 59 minutes before i skullfuck her

ADL Colin 08-27-2007 05:58 AM

I'd like to learn something useful that betters my life. So I'd take Warren Buffett

DollarKing 08-27-2007 06:06 AM

LC , adolf hitler god and satan

hzoltan 08-27-2007 08:12 AM

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Originally Posted by who (Post 12992902)
You really wasted your magic wish, eh

this is my magic wish :)

but if I really have to be serious, it would my brother who passed away 4 years ago :(

Violetta 08-27-2007 08:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Daruma (Post 12992009)

That would be the LAST person in the world I'd eat with

scottybuzz 08-27-2007 04:27 PM

nice answers y'all, some interesting ones indeed

xroach 08-27-2007 04:59 PM

nikola tesla

IllTestYourGirls 08-27-2007 05:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vick! (Post 12992910)
Osama Bin Laden :thumbsup:1orglaugh

I was going to say that, so I could get the reward :)

DollarKing 08-27-2007 05:49 PM

What about the dinner you never ate the night before ?
Or maybe the dinner you puked up the day before still in the sink basin?

webgurl 08-27-2007 05:57 PM

Larry David :)

SL|M! 08-27-2007 06:52 PM

Jim Morrison, looks like hed be a fun dinner guest!

viki 08-27-2007 07:01 PM

I'd like a liquid dinner with Charles Bukowski.

Video Rob 08-27-2007 07:03 PM

Probably my dead Grandfather

fuzebox 08-27-2007 07:27 PM

Angelina Jolie... I bet I could close the deal in under an hour. :Graucho

zand_stein 08-27-2007 07:32 PM

i wanna be with you!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TheJimmy 08-27-2007 09:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Video Rob (Post 12997004)
Probably my dead Grandfather

What he said...my mother's father that I never got to meet.

Flynn 08-27-2007 09:19 PM

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Originally Posted by D (Post 12992891)
Thomas Jefferson.

I think that would be a great one.

SPACE GLIDER 08-27-2007 09:30 PM

..................Jesus ...................

psili 08-27-2007 09:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Sarah_MaxCash (Post 12993401)
You know, when I was a kid and teenager I probably would have been able to give you a long list of celebs, etc. However, now I can't really think of anybody famous that I have a strong desire just to meet. If I met them as a course of normal life and got on with them than great but I don't feel a draw to simply share the air with somebody based on fame.

Yea, I'm feeling the same way after reading the answers. For me, I'd pick my grandma (still alive near a century, feisty as hell); no need to elaborate for the rest, but for me, that's what I'd do.

Don't get me wrong, it'd be pretty cool to sit at a table with some influential people; even Jesus. But what would you really ask them? How do you think they'd be as a dinner guest? And just because they're in the "spotlight", does that make them any sort of influential figure on you?

I have no imagination so here's my spin:
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/* Dinner table with Bono */
Me: So, uh, yea. You made some bank with U2, had some shitty concerts and albums in the later years and now you're trying to help the world. Good for you.
Bono: Could you pass the cabbage?

/* Dinner with Jesus */
Me: So, uh, yea. Are you really the son of god or some poor bastard who shares the name Jesus? How's it feel to get nailed to a cross? If you are 1/3 the divine trinity, why the fuck didn't you cast a dissenting vote when you saw, for the most part, humans and their free-will a retarded invention?

/* Dinner with Paris Hilton */
Me: Either you're savage at marketing yourself against your family name and fame or you're a slut; which is it?
Paris: Can you get the waiter; there's a tiny bread-like-thing in my salad.

Now, Bono and "Jesus" actually help of some sort. Not sure what Paris does, but I'm sure her celebrity status does something as well... hopefully.

Chef_Jeffrey 08-27-2007 09:55 PM

My wife, other then that I would say Gandi that way I will get plenty of seconds.

AK 08-27-2007 10:00 PM

Mj
 
http://www.fbp.ru/bns/wallpapers/mic...0jordan0_2.jpg

crunchi 08-28-2007 12:05 AM

Joseph Stalin

american pervert 08-28-2007 12:31 AM

i would like to have dinner with andre

polish_aristocrat 08-28-2007 12:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Rockatansky (Post 12994080)
That would be the LAST person in the world I'd eat with

why....... ?

Madame0120 08-28-2007 02:34 AM

My Mother ...

I miss her every day.

Pornwolf 08-28-2007 02:59 AM

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Originally Posted by webgurl (Post 12996821)
Larry David :)


I was thinking the same thing!

He would probably be the most entertaining person I could think of to have dinner with.

I'd also have on standby Dave Berry or George Carlin as a replacment... cause you know Larry would fake an injury to avoid dinner anyway.

alby_persignup 08-28-2007 03:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Madame0120 (Post 12998277)
My Mother ...

I miss her every day.

sweeeeeeeettt!!!! :thumbsup

The Woodpecker 08-28-2007 03:03 AM

Dave Attell. And I know there'd be drinks afterwards. And probably midgets.

scottybuzz 08-28-2007 08:44 AM

IMHO there is no point what soever having dinner with a celebrity as all they would talk about is themselves and you would have little or no interaction, same maybe goes with politicians.

Nazgrel 08-28-2007 09:54 AM

Of all ppl ever: Douglas Adams.

Of all living ppl: Kevin Smith

tomeatsdinner 08-28-2007 09:57 AM

Chris Rock.. It will be nice to have a dinner with good laugh..

mistergardener 08-28-2007 10:11 AM

I'd go for Bruce Lee.. I'd ask him about his philosophy on how he came up with Jeet Kune Do. I'm a mixed martial arts fan. He is the very first mixed martial artist. Way ahead of his time.

tranza 08-28-2007 10:18 AM

Giselle Bundchen

riabanana 08-28-2007 10:55 AM

Can River Phoenix be brought back to life?

frostyimpressions 08-28-2007 11:05 AM

Margaret Sanger. To tell her how much she has helped me be the independent and sexual woman I am today. And I'd like to have Jon Stewart for desert.

JuiceMonkey 08-28-2007 11:07 AM

Johnny Cash
Albert Einstein
or
Muhammad Ali

MikeB 08-28-2007 11:08 AM

It's already been said, but I say Jesus. I'm craving wine and bread.

If he's not available, maybe Buddha.

Jimmy Rock 08-28-2007 11:13 AM

My Girlfriend, I live in LA she lives in NY, i would ask her to marry me :)

TubeTitans_SusieQ 08-28-2007 11:17 AM

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Originally Posted by GreyWolf (Post 12991777)
Lunch lasts two hours, dinner lasts four, five or even longer depending on the company :thumbsup

But the thread said 1 hour bud...

Me more than likely my grandma, no one has ever meant as much as she has to me and I'd give anything for her to be back in my life again.

Doctor Feelgood 08-28-2007 12:59 PM

Pamela Anderson

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scottybuzz 08-31-2007 12:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Doctor Feelgood (Post 13000299)
Pamela Anderson

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scottybuzz 11-10-2007 07:59 AM

Bump Bump..

quantum-x 11-10-2007 08:18 AM

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Originally Posted by xroach (Post 12996624)
nikola tesla

Thought the exact thing.

Ross 11-10-2007 08:36 AM

My Grandpa who died when I was 13 or 14. That would be pretty cool to thank him for the stuff he done for me when I was younger.

12clicks 11-10-2007 09:12 AM

George Bush senior


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