BREAKING NEWS: Britsih Dwarf Gets His Penis Stuck To A Hoover - GoFuckYourself.com

SykkBoy · 08-23-2007, 10:41 AM

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A dwarf performer at the Edinburgh fringe festival had to be rushed to hospital after his penis got stuck to a vacuum cleaner during an act that went horribly awry.

Daniel Blackner, or "Captain Dan the Demon Dwarf", was due to perform at the Circus of Horrors at the festival known for its oddball, offbeat performances.

The main part of his act saw him appear on stage with a vacuum cleaner attached to his member through a special attachment.

The attachment broke before the performance and Blackner tried to fix it using extra-strong glue, but unfortunately only let it dry for 20 seconds instead of the 20 minutes required.

He then joined it directly to his organ. The end result? A solid attachment, laughter, mortification and ... hospitalisation.

"It was the most embarrassing moment of my life when I got wheeled into a packed AE with a vacuum attached to me," Blackner said.

"I just wished the ground could swallow me up. Luckily, they saw me quickly so the embarrassment was short-lived."

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20070820...CA1.fVkZ .3QA

NinjaSteve · 08-23-2007, 10:42 AM

Hahahaha, what the hell? Reminds me of the krazy glue commercials with the dwarves helmet getting stuck in the construction area.

tomeatsdinner · 08-23-2007, 10:46 AM

Ouch.. I can feel his pain.. lol

Manowar · 08-23-2007, 10:52 AM

loool, now that is owned

CyberHustler · 08-23-2007, 10:53 AM

Man, that's fucked up...

Ravage · 08-23-2007, 10:54 AM

hahahaha..... stunt my ass.

KimJI · 08-23-2007, 10:58 AM

here is the picture

http://photofile.ru/simple/frame/fis...9969/61962172/

PR_Paul · 08-23-2007, 11:00 AM

hahaha that is classic

Video Rob · 08-23-2007, 11:11 AM

lol, that shit only happens in Scotland

SykkBoy · 08-23-2007, 11:13 AM

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Originally Posted by KimJI

here is the picture

http://photofile.ru/simple/frame/fis...9969/61962172/

fuckin' awesome, thanks! haha

Kenny B! · 08-23-2007, 11:28 AM

Hahaha, thats great!

Lonely immortal · 08-23-2007, 12:51 PM

Strange how a guy who sticks a vacuum cleaner on his dick for a living would be embarrassed by being taken to the hospital like that. I thought a lot of actors liked to get in amongst the people when they perform

u-Bob · 08-23-2007, 01:56 PM

yahoo-xxx-girls.com · 08-24-2007, 04:30 AM

This is so sick !

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testpie · 08-24-2007, 04:40 AM

and it's a Henry vacuum as well!

Who wouldn't want to fuck that adorable little face of it's?

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