As a viewer, what bothers you about today's porn?

[CDSmith]

For me one of the biggest turnoffs is when the idiot camera guy pans up onto the guy's face and stays there for 10+ seconds before panning back. I mean really, you're wanking it and just about ready to pop and the camera moves away from the chick and the action in order to show the guy? Then after returning to the good stuff, 20 secons later it's "hey let's show the guy again!"... wtf??

If it were me running the cam I would barely if ever show the guy's face. You'd catch the odd glimpse here and there, but no long periods of shooting him and his face. A quick second or two is plenty. The audience is mostly hetero guys, and guys don't want to look at the fucking guy.


One other thing that annoys me is all the stupid chit chat that goes on with some of these people. Beforehand yap all you want, but once you get down into it I can't stand hearing comments from the dumbass behind the camera or laughing from the girls or even too loud and retarded grunting from the stuntdick. I DO want to hear the girl or girls moaning like it's the greatest fuck they ever had in their lives though. And not forced and fake sounding, but believable.


What bothers you about today's porn?

[gleem]

anytime the guy behind the camera speaks I want to kill him.

[Elli]

Personally I'm not into the "video of a photo shoot" scene. I want the girl looking at ME, not at some guy off-camera who is telling her to pout and look sexy. I asked my bf about that type of scene though, and he said he likes those best because it has a voyeuristic aspect to it.

[Ramos]

Originally Posted by gleem

anytime the guy behind the camera speaks I want to kill him.

I could not agree with you anymore!

[Sen]

I hate it when girls speak and u hear that they are so dumb.

[ztik]

The guy on the camrea talking that sounds like a fucking gomer and talks about stupid shit

Girls with bats or bottles or any other weird shit that is going around right now

[Rochard]

Crappy content. My lord - when I download content from a program or a site and I have to fucking edit it.... come on..... too many people "think they are photographers". (I can't take photos to save my life!)

[gornyhuy]

I hate anything that makes you realize what a brainless golddigger whore you are watching. I'm always hoping for a girl-next-door voyeur type of deal... you know, realistic woman getting fucked on camera. As soon as that illusion is shattered I lose interest.

[Brother Bilo]

Originally Posted by CDSmith

For me one of the biggest turnoffs is when the idiot camera guy pans up onto the guy's face and stays there for 10+ seconds before panning back. I mean really, you're wanking it and just about ready to pop and the camera moves away from the chick and the action in order to show the guy? Then after returning to the good stuff, 20 secons later it's "hey let's show the guy again!"... wtf??

Seriously, that pisses me off!

I don't like that any girl that's down for whatever can get a site. There should be standards and if they don't meet them, no matter what they want to do, they shouldn't get a site. There are already enough nasty's on the web, don't need anymore.

I hate when then apply so many filters to it to try to make it look artsy or like a real movie or something. I want raw camera footage, not something that looks like every frame has been photoshopped.

It's like some people shooting just bought a new Sony handicam and had to try out all the different effects.

"Let's shoot everything in sepia tone, that will be dope!"

[CDSmith]

Some great responses in here so far, keep em coming.


Shooters take note.

[Ayla_SquareTurtle]

I can't stand when they have some random, annoying guy who isn't the stunt cock and isn't the camera man talking through the whoooooole thing about everything from the girl's ass to people walking by the window outside. If you aren't fucking or working the camera, get the fuck out of there!

[Brother Bilo]

Actually, something that really turns me off is when the girl has big fake titties and they chose to put the camera from underneath when he's pounding her from behind. No matter how hot she is, all I can focus on is her tit skin rippling and especially if it's a bad job, the big ass scars.

Nothing turns me off faster than the camera focusing on a shitty boob job scar.

[Elli]

Originally Posted by Brother Bilo

Actually, something that really turns me off is when the girl has big fake titties and they chose to put the camera from underneath when he's pounding her from behind. No matter how hot she is, all I can focus on is her tit skin rippling and especially if it's a bad job, the big ass scars.

Nothing turns me off faster than the camera focusing on a shitty boob job scar.

Totally agree with this one!

[Sen]

what also turns me off is the following i go for max 50 seconds and those guys go on an on half and hour and i am already done for over 29 minutes.

[DirtyDreamer]

I hate cameramen who forgets to take the damn lens off his camera until halfway through the shoot. I hate cameramen who talk and make comments during the shoot. I hate the sound of the wind blowing and the dog barking down the street when they are shooting outside. I hate when the model doesn't say a word or moan.

[who]

Originally Posted by gleem

anytime the guy behind the camera speaks I want to kill him.

Yes this is the absolutely true modern problem with porn.

[OMG Jim]

The lack of movement and expression by the female performers

You would think that if a girl is going to call herself an "Actress" then maybe she should try doing a little acting at least. Most of the porn today does feature decent looking actresses but if they could just act a little more like they enjoyed getting paid for what most of us would do for free them come on..... Shake that ass a little!!!!

I think that is why the MILF niche is so popular because most of those ladies are enjoying themselves and it comes across in their performances.
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[Sosa]

we need more story line porn, like the old days! and night vision stuff

[GreyWolf]

Originally Posted by Rochard

Crappy content. My lord - when I download content from a program or a site and I have to fucking edit it.... come on..... too many people "think they are photographers". (I can't take photos to save my life!)

Just can't even edit garbage - too painful to watch and give up on it.

There are a few good shooters around and some decent content, but generally stuff shot for the net is shit that would be unfit to release in a "real" video.

There was a trend (not sure if it exists now - it's even more cheapskate than ever) where models were tarted up with jewellery (pearl necklaces et al) to add "class" - all that did was add "tacky" *lol* And, shooters - can you remove all the "instant decor" plants from the set when shooting stills? ;-)

Let's be honest - there is little hope in hell of making anything "professional", but plenty opportunity to have an "amateur" appeal. I've never seen a shooter yet who can produce genuine-looking amateur content. Sure, it's not easy to do stuff you were trained or told not to do and producing content with a ragged-edge look. One print media editor who published one particular "amateur" monthly mag insisted content be shot with a $10 camera and no or little lighting setup. That was one of the more successful amateur aura mags ever, and with high circulation.

Cameraman talking?? Shit, have you listened to the dialog?? *lol* That would charm the scales off a dead fish - not. It's obvious a number of them are total wankers with nada personality and should be site members instead of trying to shoot actual content.

Models? Hell.. they come in all shapes and sizes, with and without a brain. If there is a speech impediment - restrict her to "ooh!" and "aaahhh" - don't let her talk! The most georgous model we ever used was genuine cover page material - and she did a number of covers. There was nothing this girl could do wrong - she was perfect in every shot. Later she became a Bond girl - BUT, no way in hell could she talk. The moment she opened her mouth the illusion of total sophistication fell thru the floor. She was not dumb, but the voice was a killer.

Bottom line - what ya expect in content when it's generally produced for next to nothing by a clueless guy waving a camera around? The end result would have no hope in hell in a market other than the net. BUT - there are a number of good shooters around who do produce some excellent content - they know who they are - and have made a business in production.

[Horny Dude]

I can not stand all the abuse sites. Stuff like Max Hardcore just turn me off. So what you can make some girl vomit while you fuck her! What is the appeal with that?

I also totally agree with you on the guy behind the camera talking....bugs the hell out of me as well...LOL!

[CDSmith]

Originally Posted by Horny Dude

I can not stand all the abuse sites. Stuff like Max Hardcore just turn me off. So what you can make some girl vomit while you fuck her! What is the appeal with that?

At least with that it is a type of content, thus you are free to not view it, as in avoid it. But a lot of the things mentioned in this thread are done in regular porn, some of it even happens in off the net movie productions (like the panning to the guy's face too much). That sort of crap is hard to avoid because you never know it's in the movie you just paid for until you watch it.

[GatorB]

Guys talking either behind the camera or the talent. STFU and fuck the bitch. Also talent that fucks like he's fucking her in private instead of porn movie. You're there for MY pleasure not yours. Get fucked "for real" on your own time not mine. Guys that have to put their hands around the girls neck. If you hate women that much do gay porn. Also too many black dudes in porn. I missed the 80's there was maybe 2 black dudes in porn total and they were in 1 out of every 50 movies. Now every other movie has to have some black dude or dudes in it.

[CDSmith]

What do you guys think about spitting?

Personally I don't care for it. Like when a chick hawks a big gob on the guy's dick and makes that "PTUUI" noise, then stares at the big stringy gob she just made. Same goes for when the guy spits on her twat.

I wonder who the idiot was who first got the notion in his head that spitting in porn was sexy? It isn't.

Want to moisten something? SUCK IT for chrissake.

[Elli]

Originally Posted by CDSmith

What do you guys think about spitting?

Personally I don't care for it. Like when a chick hawks a big gob on the guy's dick and makes that "PTUUI" noise, then stares at the big stringy gob she just made. Same goes for when the guy spits on her twat.

I wonder who the idiot was who first got the notion in his head that spitting in porn was sexy? It isn't.

Want to moisten something? SUCK IT for chrissake.

I like it

[CyberHustler]

Porn today really sucks. It's so brutal and fucked up. Making the girl choke and gag on your dick, women licking mens ass like thats not gay, way too much fingers in asses... it just sucks to me. When I'm alone and decide to sneak in a little squeeze off I always look for older porn. Like from the 80's.

[teg0]

Too long of wait for the action to start. What a waste of bandwidth.

[testpie]

Originally Posted by CDSmith

For me one of the biggest turnoffs is when the idiot camera guy pans up onto the guy's face and stays there for 10+ seconds before panning back. I mean really, you're wanking it and just about ready to pop and the camera moves away from the chick and the action in order to show the guy? Then after returning to the good stuff, 20 secons later it's "hey let's show the guy again!"... wtf??

If it were me running the cam I would barely if ever show the guy's face. You'd catch the odd glimpse here and there, but no long periods of shooting him and his face. A quick second or two is plenty. The audience is mostly hetero guys, and guys don't want to look at the fucking guy.


One other thing that annoys me is all the stupid chit chat that goes on with some of these people. Beforehand yap all you want, but once you get down into it I can't stand hearing comments from the dumbass behind the camera or laughing from the girls or even too loud and retarded grunting from the stuntdick. I DO want to hear the girl or girls moaning like it's the greatest fuck they ever had in their lives though. And not forced and fake sounding, but believable.


What bothers you about today's porn?

Originally Posted by gleem

anytime the guy behind the camera speaks I want to kill him.

What they said, plus:

• Stupid fucking background music - I want to hear her moan, not Meatloaf's fucking tawdry tones
• Director's who feel the need to inform me of her "tight pussy" for twenty mintues without letting me judge if it's tight
• Fourty minute close ups of a pussy getting pounded - I bought porn because I wanted to see a real human woman's expression as she got pounded, otherwise I'd drill a fucking hole in the wall and get going
• Male porn actors who feel the need to constantly be louder than their female counterpart, just because they know the camera won't pan to them

There's probably more, but I need to do some "research" first.

[zand_stein]

old porn is very artistic........
very entertaining and steaming hot......
now, its very brutal, no art..........

[GatorB]

Something that is nota popualr as it was 20+ yearas ago, but I can't stand women that wear shoes in porn. Who fucks like that? Who has that fantasy. Last thing I want when I'm fucking the shit out of a chick is for her to have high heeled shoes on so she can accidently put my eye out. Besides if a woman has nice feet the last thing she needs to do is cover them up.

[nico-t]

Originally Posted by gleem

anytime the guy behind the camera speaks I want to kill him.

lol..exactly
but thats personal taste i guess. Me i dont even wanna see guys, strictly chicks, just give me solo scenes or lesbian porn

[nico-t]

Originally Posted by Cyber-Hu$tler

women licking mens ass like thats not gay

haha i agree, its so fucking sickening to see that... makes me wanna puke

[J. Falcon]

I personally dont like seeing pornstars in action. In other words, girls that I've seen in about a dozen other scenes or more.

[J. Falcon]

Best Porn Site Ever:

BackroomFacials.com

Never seen anything more natural or arousing in my life.

[Scroto]

The 15 minute blowjob scenes.. and the camera guy talking..

[tony286]

I hate the need for reality sites to have 20 minutes of improvised dialogue done by people that dont know how to improvise. These people arent actors, in the old days a good deal of porn people were starving actors so they actually knew who to act on some level.

[J. Falcon]

Originally Posted by tony404

I hate the need for reality sites to have 20 minutes of improvised dialogue done by people that dont know how to improvise. These people arent actors, in the old days a good deal of porn people were starving actors so they actually knew who to act on some level.

Best example of this are all the All Reality Pass sites. The content and sites arent that bad, but the guy who is doing the talking and "improvising" is one of the worst things to ever happen to reality porn or any porn for that matter. Annoying voice, and he just said some of the stupidest things I've ever heard.

[JamesK2]

I hate it when the girls moan too much. Some moan even before they get touched. The male performer puts his hand on her tits and she already screams it out, WTF is up with that? It makes it all so fucking fake. Also some girls moan so hard it gets annoying. It has to sound a bit natural.

I also hate hearing the male performer moan or seeing his face/anus (both equally annoying).

[Shey]

Shaved pussies full of bumps and ingrown hairs and a cameraman that feels he needs a close up of that nasty shit. Bitch, go get a waxing or just trim.

Guys with huge dicks that can't get it up because there is just not enough blood to keep their brains alive if they get their monstrous cocks hard.

Dirty sheet sets that look like the couch at your frat house. Cover that shit or fuck on the floor, it's probably cleaner anyway.

Bitches that moan like they are feeling the cock wrap around their intestines but their face expression looks like they are getting a manicure.

I'm picky with my porn...

[CDSmith]

Originally Posted by GatorB

Something that is nota popualr as it was 20+ yearas ago, but I can't stand women that wear shoes in porn. Who fucks like that? Who has that fantasy. Last thing I want when I'm fucking the shit out of a chick is for her to have high heeled shoes on so she can accidently put my eye out. Besides if a woman has nice feet the last thing she needs to do is cover them up.

You nailed another peeve of mine. Ladies, take the fucking shoes OFF.

You see these twits wearing 5 inch clear platforms all over the place, and they're too lazy to take them off, or they have themselves believing it's some sort of turn-on to keep them on. Newsflash: bare feet is a turn on. Big clod-hopping goof shoes aren't.

And while they're at it take the fucking clothes off. What's with all the content keeping their clothes on or partially on while they fuck? Do you really think guys want to see a shirt flapping or do they want to see the dick pounding the pussy? Shirt or pussy....hmm, what a choice.

[mattz]

sorry I'm not a viewer, just a seller

[pocketkangaroo]

A lot of things bother me about today's porn. Here's a short list.

1) Creativity - There is literally no creativity involved these days. Storylines are gone in 95% of the videos and they are boring for the most part. You can only watch the same style of video over and over again. I'm not saying you need Hollywood productions here, but mix things up a bit. It's the same shit almost everywhere.

2) Guys never stop fucking talking. I don't know if the guys shooting this stuff just like hearing their voices, but I can't stand the frat atmosphere in half the fucking videos these days. Why do I have to hear 3 guys laughing and giggling the whole time? Guys yelling out shit the whole movie. If they're trying to go for humor, stop, it's porn.

3) The girls. I understand it's not always easy to find a pornstar, but using the same ones over and over gets stale. And how about using some girls that actually look like the girls we'd come across in our daily lives. While there is a time and place for fake titty pornstars, seeing a natural babe in porn is much hotter.

4) Camera work. I am not turned on by a 10 minute clip of a pussy zoomed in so close you can see her hair follicles. Sure a close up can be nice from time to time, but not the whole video. There are too many people shooting POV these days and not enough showing the full action. Basically it seems like anyone with a camera figured they were good enough to sell porn. Very little talent out there. Only about 10% of the shit I see is done well.

[ztik]

Yeah that camera shot from the back is fucking gross. The one where they show the guys asshole and his balls flapping around. Who the fuck wants to watch that?

[ztik]

Originally Posted by CDSmith

You nailed another peeve of mine. Ladies, take the fucking shoes OFF.

You see these twits wearing 5 inch clear platforms all over the place, and they're too lazy to take them off, or they have themselves believing it's some sort of turn-on to keep them on. Newsflash: bare feet is a turn on. Big clod-hopping goof shoes aren't.
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QTF

So much shitty content lately

[J. Falcon]

Originally Posted by mattz

sorry I'm not a viewer, just a seller

How can you be a seller without viewing?

[CyberHustler]

You know what I personally hate too... I hate when theres double penetration and the guys dicks touch...

And when 1 dude squirts in her mouth and then she slobbers the other guys dick with the other guys sperm... I really hate that...

Also, excessive spitting. I mean damn. Nowadays they're fucking spitting so much... Big ol' nasty spits too. It's fucking disgusting.

[J. Falcon]

Originally Posted by Cyber-Hu$tler

You know what I personally hate too... I hate when theres double penetration and the guys dicks touch...

And when 1 dude squirts in her mouth and then she slobbers the other guys dick with the other guys sperm... I really hate that...

Also, excessive spitting. I mean damn. Nowadays they're fucking spitting so much... Big ol' nasty spits too. It's fucking disgusting.

Yeah all of that bother me as well...

This is one of the most interesting threads we've seen here in a while.

[montel]

1 - any dubbing is bad.
2 - music is always bad.
3 - not enough choking.

[Spunky]

The talking,the degrading/abuse,and the black mens boning the white girls

[DBS.US]

I hate when they have a bunch of college kids screaming like in the GGW videos.