As a viewer, what bothers you about today's porn?

A lot of things bother me about today's porn. Here's a short list.

1) Creativity - There is literally no creativity involved these days. Storylines are gone in 95% of the videos and they are boring for the most part. You can only watch the same style of video over and over again. I'm not saying you need Hollywood productions here, but mix things up a bit. It's the same shit almost everywhere.

2) Guys never stop fucking talking. I don't know if the guys shooting this stuff just like hearing their voices, but I can't stand the frat atmosphere in half the fucking videos these days. Why do I have to hear 3 guys laughing and giggling the whole time? Guys yelling out shit the whole movie. If they're trying to go for humor, stop, it's porn.

3) The girls. I understand it's not always easy to find a pornstar, but using the same ones over and over gets stale. And how about using some girls that actually look like the girls we'd come across in our daily lives. While there is a time and place for fake titty pornstars, seeing a natural babe in porn is much hotter.

4) Camera work. I am not turned on by a 10 minute clip of a pussy zoomed in so close you can see her hair follicles. Sure a close up can be nice from time to time, but not the whole video. There are too many people shooting POV these days and not enough showing the full action. Basically it seems like anyone with a camera figured they were good enough to sell porn. Very little talent out there. Only about 10% of the shit I see is done well.

anytime the guy behind the camera speaks I want to kill him.

Yeah that camera shot from the back is fucking gross. The one where they show the guys asshole and his balls flapping around. Who the fuck wants to watch that?

What annoys me is girls who are stonefaced throughout and then smile out of the blue, like someone off camera is reminding them to act happy. It's so apparent when someone is getting fucked and they don't like it - huge turnoff.

What annoys me is girls who are stonefaced throughout and then smile out of the blue, like someone off camera is reminding them to act happy. It's so apparent when someone is getting fucked and they don't like it - huge turnoff.

What they said, plus:

• Fourty minute close ups of a pussy getting pounded - I bought porn because I wanted to see a real human woman's expression as she got pounded, otherwise I'd drill a fucking hole in the wall and get going
  

Lots of good points so far. One thing that always gets me is when the person shooting doesn't take the time to make sure that the lens is clean before the shoot. You spend all this money on the equipment, model(s), location, etc... and you can't even spend 10 seconds before the shoot to clean the lens. I have one of those lens pens that cost about $10 and always go over the lens with it before a shoot because there's nothing more frustrating than putting all this effort into a shoot and then seeing all these smudges or smears on the footage.