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		 To Enter: Find the ads. 
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		 Wow, now THAT'S a prize!!!  Right on.   
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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		 I can't get the submit button to work!! 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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		 cool contest..i happeend to get them sent here...so ill check it out 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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		 Rand...this room your giving away is the last one left.   
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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		 It's working. We are getting the entries from several people. Why do you think it isn't or what browser are you using? 
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		 It's in the Caribbean, near Venezuela.   
		
	
		
		
		
		
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 Did it submit my answers? I dunno. If I try from a crappy IE browser will it submit twice and disqualify me? Damn... now what do I do? Hey! I'm entering this contest even if it means I have to drive to epoch and hand submit my answers. 
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		 According to Dana's post above, the room in this contest is the last one left. All sold out! 
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		 Im going to enter just so a can fake fight with Neda the whole time. We can fool most people that watch to beliveing its real. Its quiet the sight and gets pretty nasty. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
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		 This is where Curacao is located. ![]() There is still time to win! Winner to be drawn next week. 
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		 Judging by the number of entries so far, you have a way better chance of winning this contest than you might imagine! Your odds are MUCH better than most of these: Odds of bowling a 300 game: 11,500 to 1 Odds of getting a hole in one: 5,000 to 1 Odds of getting canonized: 20,000,000 to 1 Odds of being an astronaut: 13,200,000 to 1 Odds of Winning an Olympic medal: 662,000 to 1 Odds of an American speaking Cherokee: 15000 to 1 Odds that a person between the age of 18 and 29 does NOT read a newspaper regularly: 3 to 1 Odds of injury from fireworks: 19,556 to 1 Odds of injury from shaving: 6,585 to 1 Odds of injury from using a chain saw: 4,464 to 1 Odds of injury from mowing the lawn: 3,623 to 1 Odds of fatally slipping in bath or shower: 2,232 to 1 Odds of drowning in a bathtub: 685,000 to 1 Odds of being struck by lightning: 576,000 to 1 Odds of being killed by lightning: 2,320,000 to 1 Odds of being murdered: 18,000 to 1 Odds of getting away with murder: 2 to 1 Odds of being the victim of serious crime in your lifetime: 20 to 1 Odds of dating a supermodel: 88,000 to 1 Odds of being considered possessed by Satan: 7,000 to 1 Odds that a first marriage will survive without separation or divorce for 15 years: 1.3 to 1 Odds that a celebrity marriage will last a lifetime: 3 to 1 Odds of getting hemorrhoids: 25 to 1 Odds of being born a twin in North America: 90 to 1 Odds of being on plane with a drunken pilot: 117 to 1 Odds of being audited by the IRS: 175 to 1 Odds of having your identity stolen: 200 to 1 Odds of dating a millionaire: 215 to 1 Odds of dating a supermodel: 88,000 to 1 Odds of writing a New York Times best seller: 220 to 1 Odds of finding out your child is a genius: 250 to 1 Odds of catching a ball at a major league ballgame: 563 to 1 Odds of becoming a pro athlete: 22,000 to 1 Odds of finding a four-leaf clover on first try: 10,000 to 1 Odds of a person in the military winning the Medal of Honor: 11,000 to 1 Odds of winning an Academy Award: 11,500 to 1 Odds of striking it rich on Antiques Roadshow: 60,000 to 1 Odds of getting a royal flush in poker on first five cards dealt: 649,740 to 1 Odds of spotting a UFO today: 3,000,000 to 1 Odds of becoming president: 10,000,000 to 1 Odds of winning the California lottery: 13,000,000 to 1 Odds of becoming a saint: 20,000,000 to 1 Odds of a meteor landing on your house: 182,138,880,000,000 to 1 Chance of an American home having at least one container of ice cream in the freezer: 9 in 10. Chance of dying from any kind of injury during the next year: 1 in 1,820 Chance that Earth will experience a catastrophic collision with an asteroid in the next 100 years: 1 in 5,000 Chance of getting arthritis: 1 in 7 Chance of getting the flu this year: 1 in 10 Chance of contracting the human version of mad cow disease: 1 in 40,000,000 
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