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  • who
    So Fucking Banned
    • Aug 2003
    • 19593
    #1

    When you go away for the weekend and your server goes down, and NOBODY tells you (pic

    It'S A BITCH!

    Sorry to the err.. 10 or so people who care, the server was down most of the weekend and my tech guy just didn't give a rat's ass. Nice eh.

    So here's a pic of an angry pie. It is suitable.

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    • Redrob
      Confirmed User
      • Oct 2004
      • 4791
      #2
      I'd setup email notification to my cell phone, cc the Sysadmin, and can his ass if he ignores it knowing I am out of town.

      You need people that step up to the plate and take care of business without you forcing their every move.

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        • Jace
          FBOP Class Of 2013
          • Jan 2004
          • 35562
          #3
          with www.nationalnet.com I never worry about that

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            • ffmihai
              keep walking...
              • Jun 2002
              • 7177
              #4
              setup one of those services that sends sms when your server is down.
              it will make your life way way easier i promise you!

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                • Violetta
                  Affiliate
                  • Jul 2004
                  • 28735
                  #5
                  Who do you host with?
                  M&A Queen

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                    • who
                      So Fucking Banned
                      • Aug 2003
                      • 19593
                      #6
                      Ok I'll look into the SMS notification thing. Cheers

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                        • who
                          So Fucking Banned
                          • Aug 2003
                          • 19593
                          #7
                          Originally posted by Rockatansky
                          Who do you host with?
                          It's just an unmanaged, dedicated server. I pay a friend chump change to handle technical stuff in particular reboots. Well, used to.

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                            • pornask
                              So Fucking Banned
                              • Aug 2006
                              • 6518
                              #8
                              That's a bitch. Sorry to hear that. Did you have any loss of business or pissed off members?

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                                • Hardcore J
                                  Hardcore 4 Life™
                                  • Mar 2003
                                  • 2553
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by who
                                  It's just an unmanaged, dedicated server. I pay a friend chump change to handle technical stuff in particular reboots. Well, used to.
                                  Well... you get what you pay for... "chump change"

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                                    • directfiesta
                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                      • Oct 2002
                                      • 30135
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by who
                                      Ok I'll look into the SMS notification thing. Cheers
                                      free account at uppanel.com .

                                      It will email you on your phone, or even pager ..

                                      anyway, check it out.
                                      I know that Asspimple is stoopid ... As he says, it is a FACT !

                                      But I can't figure out how he can breathe or type , at the same time ....

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                                        • Rhesus
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Aug 2004
                                          • 2009
                                          #11
                                          Dude you're the only one to blame, lol

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                                            • JamesK2
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Aug 2004
                                              • 6589
                                              #12
                                              Yep you should subscribe to a monitoring service. If you can't find any hit me up at 168048147 my friend owns a good one.

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                                                • who
                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                  • Aug 2003
                                                  • 19593
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by Hardcore J
                                                  Well... you get what you pay for... "chump change"
                                                  It's so true Bit of a mistake on my part, really.

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                                                    • CaptainHowdy
                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                      • Dec 2004
                                                      • 94735
                                                      #14
                                                      Sorry to hear that... LOL at the angry pie.

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                                                        • Video Rob
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Oct 2006
                                                          • 496
                                                          #15
                                                          You pay for what you get

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                                                            • woj
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                                                              • Jul 2002
                                                              • 47882
                                                              #16
                                                              uptime monitoring is the only way to go... the sooner you know about the problem the less $$ you will lose because of it, even a 1 hour downtime can be costly...
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                                                                • zand_stein
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Jul 2007
                                                                  • 1438
                                                                  #17
                                                                  stay cool dude.........
                                                                  nobody wants that to happen.............

                                                                  Paying Affiliates DAILY by ePassporte!

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                                                                    • Aquarius
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • May 2004
                                                                      • 4754
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Sorry to hear that man.

                                                                      What's a goof SMS monitoring system? I'm also interested.

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                                                                        • jonesonyou
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Sep 2003
                                                                          • 3853
                                                                          #19
                                                                          very angry pie.

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                                                                            • cashbot
                                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                                              • Apr 2007
                                                                              • 325
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Anyone know any other good services like that uppanel.com? With SMS notification.

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                                                                                • directfiesta
                                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                  • Oct 2002
                                                                                  • 30135
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by cashbot
                                                                                  Anyone know any other good services like that uppanel.com? With SMS notification.
                                                                                  aside from uppanel, I also use a software :

                                                                                  http://www.ks-soft.net/hostmon.eng/index.htm

                                                                                  With both, I really am covered.....
                                                                                  I know that Asspimple is stoopid ... As he says, it is a FACT !

                                                                                  But I can't figure out how he can breathe or type , at the same time ....

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                                                                                    • Dagwolf
                                                                                      President of Canada
                                                                                      • Sep 2003
                                                                                      • 23141
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Yeah, it bites when that happens.
                                                                                      Sleep well, and dream of large women.

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                                                                                        • Spunky
                                                                                          I need a beer
                                                                                          • Jun 2002
                                                                                          • 133986
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          I get email notifications and luckily tech support is on icq and respond with in a hour

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