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Old 09-21-2007, 11:56 AM   #1
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Creepy History!

Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.

Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both Presidents were shot in the head.

Now it gets really weird.

Lincoln 's secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln .

Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.

Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln , was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.

John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln , was born in 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.

Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names are composed of fifteen letters.

Now hang on to your seat.

Lincoln was shot at the theatre named 'Ford.' Kennedy was shot in a car
called ' Lincoln ' made by 'Ford.'

Lincoln was shot in a theatre and his assassin ran and hid in a warehouse.
Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a theatre.

Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.

And here's the kicker...

A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe , Maryland
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.

Creepy huh ?

NOW GET BACK TO WORK!
B4 you're HISTORY!
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Old 09-21-2007, 12:27 PM   #2
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Wow, it's pretty trippy
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Old 09-21-2007, 12:41 PM   #3
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A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe , Maryland
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.

Thought you were going to write
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was IN Marilyn Monroe.
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Old 09-21-2007, 12:43 PM   #4
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Yea, that is pretty creepy.
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Old 09-21-2007, 12:44 PM   #5
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Thought you were going to write
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was IN Marilyn Monroe.
Me too

Great minds think alike.
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Old 09-21-2007, 12:47 PM   #6
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I had a (pretty brilliant) History Professor whose entire theory on historical occurrences involved a 100 year repetition cycle.

He claimed that every century since the Proto-Renaissance could be broken down by the fifth-century (1500-1520, 1520-1540, etc. etc.), and every 20-year block would historically correspond to the same events in every other same 20-year block for ech century for the last 600 years.

I found myself disagreeing with some of his more 'out-there' contentions when he lectured, but, I gotta admit, I left the class feeling that the guy was on to something.
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Old 09-21-2007, 12:48 PM   #7
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even more creepy....


this thing is 44 years old, and people still are discovering it for the first time.
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Old 09-21-2007, 12:50 PM   #8
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This one is much more fun:

# Both Abraham Lincoln and John F. Kennedy were first elected to Congress in '46 and became president in '60.

# John Wilkes Booth shot Lincoln in a theater and ran to a warehouse; Lee Harvey Oswald shot Kennedy from a warehouse and ran to a theater.

# When Kennedy was shot, the car he was riding in was a Lincoln. Lincoln's last name was Lincoln.

# Kennedy slept with Marilyn Monroe. Marilyn Monroe was in Some Like it Hot with Jack Lemmon. Jack Lemmon was in JFK, which tells the life story of John F. Kennedy, who was assassinated just like Lincoln.

# John Wilkes Booth shot Lincoln in his theater booth. Lee Harvey Oswald shot Kennedy in a motorcade.

# "Abraham Lincoln" has 14 letters; "John Fitzgerald Kennedy" has 21 letters; "Assassinate" has 11 letters.

# Both men (except Kennedy) were born in log houses.

# Lincoln's wife's maiden name was Todd, which (ignoring one of the d's) read backwards, is dot, one of the two symbols used in Morse code, created by Samuel Morse, who invented the telegraph in 1844. Kennedy's wife Jackie married Aristotle Onassis, from Greece, which had a civil war in 1944, exactly 100 years later.

# Both Lincoln and Kennedy were succeeded by their Vice-Presidents.

# Lincoln's nickname was "Honest Abe." After chopping down his father's cherry tree, Kennedy once said, "I cannot tell a lie."

# Lincoln and Kennedy both died of Lou Gehrig's Disease, not from being shot, as is commonly believed.

# Both Presidents were assassinated (died of Lou Gehrig's Disease) the same day: October 12, 1979.

# Despite DNA testing, a 100-year separation, and overwhelming popular belief, Lincoln and Kennedy were actually the same man.

http://www.hcs.harvard.edu/~demon/is...n-kennedy.html
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Old 09-21-2007, 12:51 PM   #9
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Oh... and you forgot to mention what may arguably may be the most astute observation in the similarities surrounding their assassinations... and in fact, the common denominator that surrounds many assassination/assassination attempts on a U.S. president...

Each President worked toward strengthening the Greenback, and believed in a greenback currency system.
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Old 09-21-2007, 01:41 PM   #10
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Interesting, but not true:

http://www.snopes.com/history/americ...ln-kennedy.asp
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