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steffie · 09-02-2002, 01:42 AM

I need a logo for my Amateur Review Site

"Porno Cop"

Its a slutty sexhungry male or female or non human, martian, cartoonlike figure I am seeking.. Should somehow resemble a cop. Maybe nekkid maybe arresting somebody,, dunno,, I have zero creative ideas, thats why I am here

Searching the Net for new sites to write funny reviews for.
http://www.pornocop.net

You can post them here or email them to me

[email protected]

Will pay with Paypal when I like one ;-))

I would like to have a really need cartoon/anima/etc logo by wednesday

Cheers

dirtyone · 09-02-2002, 01:55 AM

best I could do at 5 in the morning... I will try again tomorrow... goodnight

steffie · 09-02-2002, 06:30 AM

geez labor day

Roald · 09-02-2002, 07:05 AM

You've got mail

Frank W · 09-02-2002, 10:36 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by dirtyone
best I could do at 5 in the morning... I will try again tomorrow... goodnight

$700/hour?

TDF · 09-02-2002, 10:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by dirtyone
best I could do at 5 in the morning... I will try again tomorrow... goodnight

gingerbread man?

steffie · 09-02-2002, 09:14 PM

bump

Come on guys, I pay with paypal and always paid on time.. I really need a logo for my new site waaaahhhh!!
I suck in graphics!

ztik · 09-02-2002, 09:34 PM

steffie · 09-02-2002, 09:37 PM

Nice start,, that police officer looks familiar tho? uhm,, I aint getting in trouble with copyright on this one am I?

Pay 100 go to jail?

lol

Jak · 09-02-2002, 09:43 PM

Alright I'm on it...

Jak

ztik · 09-02-2002, 09:43 PM

I was just playing around, I ganked that off the local pd's home page. The handcuff's I got off googles image search. Took me maybe 2 minutes to make. You can have it for free if you like, but if anyone ask, you didn't get it from me ;)

steffie · 09-02-2002, 09:48 PM

LOL,, uhm ok,, but uhm I think I rather pass.. I need something original. Something I can advertise with, stands out. Ah you know.. like uhm, uhm,, hell I don't know, if i would know I would be a lot more help here

help
!

steffie · 09-02-2002, 09:56 PM

Here is what I have so far -- Incoming

http://www.pornocop.net/design.htm

pr0 · 09-02-2002, 10:03 PM

This board is turning into a thrift store.

steffie · 09-02-2002, 10:10 PM

Oh come on Pr0 have mercy on me. I can't design shit, I suck at it, and I aint rich..

-=HUNGRYMAN=- · 09-02-2002, 11:54 PM

I'm sorry that it is YOUR thread I have to speak my mind on Steffie, because you and I are good friends ... so please do not take this personally Hun ...

I think that these "design contests" are a crock of shit ... and a shitty way to do business ...

Us designers earn our living doing design work, and with the sudden trend of having design contests, it is very unfair that everybody who enters the contest puts the effort into doing the said design job ... but only one person is going to get paid for it ??

I want to have my house painted ... I think I am going to have a different painting company do each room ... and I am only going to pay the one that I like best ... C'MON PEOPLE !!

I mean why do we have PORTFOLIOS in our sites ???
It is so that prospective clients can see examples of our work, to aide them in making an informed decision in chosing a design company to hire ...

I'm sorry ... having 20, 30, or even more people make a design for you, and paying only the one you like best is not fair ...

These design contests have to end ... or else lets level the playing field :

lets have all the sponsors put all the names of every webmaster that sends them signups each day in a hat, and draw one name each day to pay ... (hehee - I think some sponsors are already using this method ... LOL)

same difference

sorry ... just my

mrthumbs · 09-03-2002, 12:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by -=HUNGRYMAN=-

sorry ... just my

Excellent point you just made Hungry, couldnt agree more

EscortBiz · 09-03-2002, 12:07 AM

some great designers here WOW

Jak · 09-03-2002, 12:23 AM

I understand Hungryman's point totally, but for me I love these things.

I get tired of coding all freaking day and these quick contests are fun as far as I'm concerned.

And with that, here's my entry. Sorry it took so long since I last replied. I ran into some PC trouble.

Jak

steffie · 09-03-2002, 12:28 AM

Ok, Hungry you got a point

I will pay everybody uhm ? 10 bucks?? for their effort and on Wednesday pay the designer whose logo I am taking for my site the 100 bucks.

Fair??

I need a logo. remember I also need a sig!

You all are always soo busy. I tried emailing 3 designers in the past 4 days regarding my logo. But I didn't even get an answer back. Everybody is so busy.. So I thought it would be a kewl idea to put it up as a contest.

But you have a valid point. I am taking everybodies time and effort. But at least I got some attention and finally found 2 designs I really like.

What I got done here in less than 1 day I was unable to do in the past 4 days.

The guys who already submitted the pictures to me via email. Let me know if $ 10.00 is fair for your effort.. I pay with paypal
Thats only until today.

Hungry you know I love ya! Any ideas how much I should pay for my sig and how to I let people know that I want one. But I do want to preview something.

See ya in NYC and I getcha drunk, so maybe you gimme some ideas of how to get ideas out on the board without looking like a cheapskate looking for free graphics (and you know that aint me!)

steffie · 09-03-2002, 12:34 AM

OMG I love that batch,,,

uh uh,, just showed it to hubby,, he loves it to

damn,, now what,, I got 3 designs I really like..

Ok,, !!! I come up with something

Arousal Design · 09-03-2002, 12:36 AM

I think contests are fair only if the payout is greater than the actual going price.

Like the icecoldcash contest was fair cause a 7.5k payout is more than a fair payout to get for the winning design. not to mention they kicked $4k extra for the runners up...

But I understand where you're comin from =)

mastamindz · 09-03-2002, 12:37 AM

I agree with -=HUNGRYMAN=-

But on the other hand, these contests are a great way for new designers to get their work out in the open.

steffie · 09-03-2002, 12:43 AM

7.4K payout????????

uhm, I can't afford that..

looking for po folk like me taking 100 dollar jobs

apply at my email

I need a sig too

Roald · 09-03-2002, 12:43 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jak

Jak

Real nice man

minimouse · 09-03-2002, 12:49 AM

here is #1 :

here is #2 :

tell me if you like...

Arousal Design · 09-03-2002, 01:07 AM

steffie,

the 7.5k payout was for a full paysite design, not a logo =D

I wasnt saying that would be a fair price for this contest, i think the $100-$200 that you were offering is good.

Chris R · 09-03-2002, 01:08 AM

I agree with steffie - I have written a bunch of the graphics people on here - and got only two people so far that were willing to take my money.

I wasn't trying to do anything but hire someone.

Seems like some of the designers on here must really rake in the bucks to turn away customers like that.

I agree - people want to get paid for their work, but there are also talented people on here that don't have the "reputation" that some on here do.

No one has to participate in these contests, and if I was so busy I couldn't answer emails - then I wouldn't need to participate

I have also been amazed by the number of professionals that (and this isn't just designers) DON'T PAY ATTENTION to what the client asks for.

I remember seeing in the sleazy thread - specific requirements he wanted - and people posting graphics (without commenting) that CLEARLY did not meet those - this can tell you more about a designer than his or her portfolio.

Just my 2 cents.

Thanks to XA Graphics and SpyCam for being willing to take my money and doing a good job.

Jak · 09-03-2002, 01:12 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by QuaShe

Real nice man

Why thank you very much.

Jak

Jak · 09-03-2002, 01:18 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by steffie
OMG I love that batch,,,

uh uh,, just showed it to hubby,, he loves it to

Thanks Steffie. I hope he really really really likes it.

Jak

steffie · 09-03-2002, 01:24 AM

Good, I am glad the 100 is fair. I never know what to pay..

I have had 2 very talented designers make some of my sites (6 so far) and they averaged about 350 for a 5 page tour including the join page. And I found them on this board. So thats really awesome.

I suck in design, however I can throw something up really quick. Than after a while I look at it and say to myself OMFG Steffie YOU SUCK. So I run to GFY in the spur of the moment and need something like yesterday.

I am an impulse buyer and I am not rich.

Like with the logo tonight. I wanted something 3-4 days ago really bad, however nobody answered so I went to the board.
Sorry to upset some in (maybe) the way I did it, but hell I got some really kewl designs out of it.

I am so happy ;-))))

Its 4:22 am here now, so I better go to bed lol

steffie · 09-03-2002, 01:41 AM

Here are the entries (uhm not entries, what could I call that?? I dunno)

http://www.pornocop.net/design.htm

so far

please also let me know if you want me to pay you the $ 10.00 for you effort I will also send this page to a few friends of mine who are also looking for design work (small 50-200 dollar jobs)

Jak · 09-03-2002, 01:50 AM

Hey Steffie you put my name on the page as "JAG"

Jak

steffie · 09-03-2002, 02:45 AM

Oopsie,, its the German in me, sorry,, changing it now

steffie · 09-03-2002, 08:29 PM

if anybody else would like to contribute. please email me at [email protected]

I am picking a design tonight (wednesday)

Jak · 09-06-2002, 12:20 PM

What was the outcome of this?

Jak

Vendot · 09-06-2002, 12:28 PM

Hey Jak... you got an email addy?

Jak · 09-06-2002, 12:33 PM

Yep. jak9[@]howintheworld.com

Jak

GFED · 09-06-2002, 12:41 PM

I think these contests are great...

Jak · 09-08-2002, 11:35 PM

/sound of crickets chirping/

Jak

Plat · 09-08-2002, 11:39 PM

lol nice swat team dude on ur logo

steffie · 09-09-2002, 12:00 AM

I have already send those who requested their 10 dollars paid them. (actually there was only one person)

I have been chewing it up and down.

So if Jak and Ryan could e-mail me please
[email protected]
or icq
18314311

You both are basically the winners, I am just having a bit of problems incorporating your all design.

(looks like I am going to end up spending more money, you will see what I mean)

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steffie Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Somewhere in the Mountains, far far away Posts: 2,422	LOL,, uhm ok,, but uhm I think I rather pass.. I need something original. Something I can advertise with, stands out. Ah you know.. like uhm, uhm,, hell I don't know, if i would know I would be a lot more help here help ! __________________ Partying since '96 and not going anywhere Anna's Dorm

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steffie Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Somewhere in the Mountains, far far away Posts: 2,422	Make a quick 100 bucks I need a logo for my Amateur Review Site "Porno Cop" Its a slutty sexhungry male or female or non human, martian, cartoonlike figure I am seeking.. Should somehow resemble a cop. Maybe nekkid maybe arresting somebody,, dunno,, I have zero creative ideas, thats why I am here Searching the Net for new sites to write funny reviews for. http://www.pornocop.net You can post them here or email them to me [email protected] Will pay with Paypal when I like one ;-)) I would like to have a really need cartoon/anima/etc logo by wednesday Cheers __________________ Partying since '96 and not going anywhere Anna's Dorm

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-=HUNGRYMAN=- Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Between your mamma's legs Posts: 4,753	I'm sorry that it is YOUR thread I have to speak my mind on Steffie, because you and I are good friends ... so please do not take this personally Hun ... I think that these "design contests" are a crock of shit ... and a shitty way to do business ... Us designers earn our living doing design work, and with the sudden trend of having design contests, it is very unfair that everybody who enters the contest puts the effort into doing the said design job ... but only one person is going to get paid for it ?? I want to have my house painted ... I think I am going to have a different painting company do each room ... and I am only going to pay the one that I like best ... C'MON PEOPLE !! I mean why do we have PORTFOLIOS in our sites ??? It is so that prospective clients can see examples of our work, to aide them in making an informed decision in chosing a design company to hire ... I'm sorry ... having 20, 30, or even more people make a design for you, and paying only the one you like best is not fair ... These design contests have to end ... or else lets level the playing field : lets have all the sponsors put all the names of every webmaster that sends them signups each day in a hat, and draw one name each day to pay ... (hehee - I think some sponsors are already using this method ... LOL) same difference sorry ... just my __________________

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09-03-2002, 12:23 AM	#19
Jak So Fucking Banned Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: ripenedpeach.com Posts: 1,143	I understand Hungryman's point totally, but for me I love these things. I get tired of coding all freaking day and these quick contests are fun as far as I'm concerned. And with that, here's my entry. Sorry it took so long since I last replied. I ran into some PC trouble. Jak

09-03-2002, 12:28 AM	#20
steffie Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Somewhere in the Mountains, far far away Posts: 2,422	Ok, Hungry you got a point I will pay everybody uhm ? 10 bucks?? for their effort and on Wednesday pay the designer whose logo I am taking for my site the 100 bucks. Fair?? I need a logo. remember I also need a sig! You all are always soo busy. I tried emailing 3 designers in the past 4 days regarding my logo. But I didn't even get an answer back. Everybody is so busy.. So I thought it would be a kewl idea to put it up as a contest. But you have a valid point. I am taking everybodies time and effort. But at least I got some attention and finally found 2 designs I really like. What I got done here in less than 1 day I was unable to do in the past 4 days. The guys who already submitted the pictures to me via email. Let me know if $ 10.00 is fair for your effort.. I pay with paypal Thats only until today. Hungry you know I love ya! Any ideas how much I should pay for my sig and how to I let people know that I want one. But I do want to preview something. See ya in NYC and I getcha drunk, so maybe you gimme some ideas of how to get ideas out on the board without looking like a cheapskate looking for free graphics (and you know that aint me!) __________________ Partying since '96 and not going anywhere Anna's Dorm

09-03-2002, 12:34 AM	#21
steffie Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Somewhere in the Mountains, far far away Posts: 2,422	OMG I love that batch,,, uh uh,, just showed it to hubby,, he loves it to damn,, now what,, I got 3 designs I really like.. Ok,, !!! I come up with something __________________ Partying since '96 and not going anywhere Anna's Dorm

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Arousal Design Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Connecticut. Posts: 1,358	I think contests are fair only if the payout is greater than the actual going price. Like the icecoldcash contest was fair cause a 7.5k payout is more than a fair payout to get for the winning design. not to mention they kicked $4k extra for the runners up... But I understand where you're comin from =) __________________ Make Major Bank With Major Personality - NaughtyBank! Featuring NaughtyAllie and NaughtyJulie!

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09-03-2002, 12:43 AM	#24
steffie Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Somewhere in the Mountains, far far away Posts: 2,422	7.4K payout???????? uhm, I can't afford that.. looking for po folk like me taking 100 dollar jobs apply at my email I need a sig too __________________ Partying since '96 and not going anywhere Anna's Dorm

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Arousal Design Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Connecticut. Posts: 1,358	steffie, the 7.5k payout was for a full paysite design, not a logo =D I wasnt saying that would be a fair price for this contest, i think the $100-$200 that you were offering is good. __________________ Make Major Bank With Major Personality - NaughtyBank! Featuring NaughtyAllie and NaughtyJulie!

09-03-2002, 01:08 AM	#28
Chris R Confirmed User Join Date: May 2001 Location: Baltimore, MD USA Posts: 1,151	I agree with steffie - I have written a bunch of the graphics people on here - and got only two people so far that were willing to take my money. I wasn't trying to do anything but hire someone. Seems like some of the designers on here must really rake in the bucks to turn away customers like that. I agree - people want to get paid for their work, but there are also talented people on here that don't have the "reputation" that some on here do. No one has to participate in these contests, and if I was so busy I couldn't answer emails - then I wouldn't need to participate I have also been amazed by the number of professionals that (and this isn't just designers) DON'T PAY ATTENTION to what the client asks for. I remember seeing in the sleazy thread - specific requirements he wanted - and people posting graphics (without commenting) that CLEARLY did not meet those - this can tell you more about a designer than his or her portfolio. Just my 2 cents. Thanks to XA Graphics and SpyCam for being willing to take my money and doing a good job.

09-03-2002, 01:24 AM	#31
steffie Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Somewhere in the Mountains, far far away Posts: 2,422	Good, I am glad the 100 is fair. I never know what to pay.. I have had 2 very talented designers make some of my sites (6 so far) and they averaged about 350 for a 5 page tour including the join page. And I found them on this board. So thats really awesome. I suck in design, however I can throw something up really quick. Than after a while I look at it and say to myself OMFG Steffie YOU SUCK. So I run to GFY in the spur of the moment and need something like yesterday. I am an impulse buyer and I am not rich. Like with the logo tonight. I wanted something 3-4 days ago really bad, however nobody answered so I went to the board. Sorry to upset some in (maybe) the way I did it, but hell I got some really kewl designs out of it. I am so happy ;-)))) Its 4:22 am here now, so I better go to bed lol __________________ Partying since '96 and not going anywhere Anna's Dorm

09-03-2002, 01:41 AM	#32
steffie Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Somewhere in the Mountains, far far away Posts: 2,422	Here are the entries (uhm not entries, what could I call that?? I dunno) http://www.pornocop.net/design.htm so far please also let me know if you want me to pay you the $ 10.00 for you effort I will also send this page to a few friends of mine who are also looking for design work (small 50-200 dollar jobs) __________________ Partying since '96 and not going anywhere Anna's Dorm

09-03-2002, 01:50 AM	#33
Jak So Fucking Banned Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: ripenedpeach.com Posts: 1,143	Hey Steffie you put my name on the page as "JAG" Jak

09-03-2002, 02:45 AM	#34
steffie Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Somewhere in the Mountains, far far away Posts: 2,422	Oopsie,, its the German in me, sorry,, changing it now __________________ Partying since '96 and not going anywhere Anna's Dorm

09-03-2002, 08:29 PM	#35
steffie Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Somewhere in the Mountains, far far away Posts: 2,422	if anybody else would like to contribute. please email me at [email protected] I am picking a design tonight (wednesday) __________________ Partying since '96 and not going anywhere Anna's Dorm

09-06-2002, 12:20 PM	#36
Jak So Fucking Banned Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: ripenedpeach.com Posts: 1,143	What was the outcome of this? Jak

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Jak So Fucking Banned Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: ripenedpeach.com Posts: 1,143	Yep. jak9[@]howintheworld.com Jak

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09-08-2002, 11:35 PM	#40
Jak So Fucking Banned Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: ripenedpeach.com Posts: 1,143	/sound of crickets chirping/ Jak

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09-09-2002, 12:00 AM	#42
steffie Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Somewhere in the Mountains, far far away Posts: 2,422	I have already send those who requested their 10 dollars paid them. (actually there was only one person) I have been chewing it up and down. So if Jak and Ryan could e-mail me please [email protected] or icq 18314311 You both are basically the winners, I am just having a bit of problems incorporating your all design. (looks like I am going to end up spending more money, you will see what I mean) __________________ Partying since '96 and not going anywhere Anna's Dorm