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J.R. · 09-08-2002, 09:54 PM

Cheers from Maui.. Here are some photo's from today!

AMP: I didn't fuck your island up... I will save that for Oahu

Enjoy!

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mrthumbs · 09-08-2002, 09:58 PM

i see a beach..

TDF · 09-08-2002, 10:00 PM

i see very nerdy tube socks....and they are flooding..

J.R. · 09-08-2002, 10:02 PM

Yes, they are.. I bought them at Costco..
I think I paid $12.00 for 8 of them,

I will tell you what, I will give you one..

TDF · 09-08-2002, 10:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by J.R.
Yes, they are.. I bought them at Costco..
I think I paid $12.00 for 8 of them,

I will tell you what, I will give you one..

i have enough pairs of socks but what I do not have enough of is spam...care to send me some more?

Plat · 09-08-2002, 10:05 PM

nice nice

J.R. · 09-08-2002, 10:05 PM

I save the spam for food or paying customers...

quiet · 09-08-2002, 10:08 PM

what hotel are you staying at? high speed internet access?

J.R. · 09-08-2002, 10:09 PM

Marriott..

No high speed here, I doubt they have it in many
places.. I do get 50k connect..lol

I am cruising now..LOL

Kanoealoha · 09-08-2002, 10:13 PM

Which part of Maui?
Lahina? Kahului? or Kihei?

Enjoy the Islands and the Girls

J.R. · 09-08-2002, 10:14 PM

Ka'anapali area.

Thats the nicest beaches, not too many cute
girls here now.. it's the slow season now.

If you need mature content, you would get lots
of it..lol

Kanoealoha · 09-08-2002, 10:21 PM

LOL

lots of mature content...Oahu definately will have more content...but they'll all be asian looking though...not that thats bad ;)

Keep looking i'm sure theres something...
I saw lots when i lived in Hawaii
Enjoy the sun and don't get papa'a(burnt)

eru · 09-08-2002, 10:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kanoealoha
LOL

lots of mature content...Oahu definately will have more content...but they'll all be asian looking though...not that thats bad ;)

Keep looking i'm sure theres something...
I saw lots when i lived in Hawaii
Enjoy the sun and don't get papa'a(burnt)

I'm in Oahu -- rocks -- HOT ASIAN BABES EVERYWHERE

I find the best source is at the mall - I frequent the Ala Moana mall -- several times a week

Sly_RJ · 09-08-2002, 10:54 PM

I... I don't know what to say. J.R. is buying new Jags and $750k houses, but settles for $12 tube socks. Wow... I'm still in shock.

Kanoealoha · 09-08-2002, 10:56 PM

Ala Moana haha lots of tourist

gotta love ala moana...

How about Pearlridge???

Haven't been on Oahu for about a year or so...

How is it all??

Aloha!

kmanrox · 09-08-2002, 11:04 PM

nobody cares that you are in hawaii JR...

actually.. nodoby likes you... ever notice that?

eru · 09-09-2002, 12:17 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kanoealoha
Ala Moana haha lots of tourist

gotta love ala moana...

Aloha!

Yea -- tons of Japanese tourists

Just my type ;)

BJ · 09-09-2002, 12:27 AM

remind me to have fun in hawaii (rather be in kauii)

J.R. · 09-09-2002, 12:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sly_RJ
I... I don't know what to say. J.R. is buying new Jags and $750k houses, but settles for $12 tube socks. Wow... I'm still in shock.

HA!... lol..

Dude, I buy my shorts at Target, socks at Costco and
my pants are mostly all Armani Exchange including lots
of t-shirts. My wife on the other hand spends alot on
her clothes. I don't dress to impress,

My friends really laugh, $12 shorts, $2 socks, Cheap or
usually free t-shirt from the shows and a Rolex... LOL

Even if I made 500k a month, which I don't.. I would still
buy my socks at Costco.. they are very comfortable. So,
I can replace them often at that price

Amputate Your Head · 09-09-2002, 12:51 AM

I was at the Marriot yesterday for breakfast..... gonna be at the Hyatt tomorrow morning for some jetski action.

Amputate Your Head · 09-09-2002, 01:08 AM

why the hell are you wearing socks here at all? Or even shoes for that matter? Or a shirt?

J.R. · 09-09-2002, 01:09 AM

Nice.. I bought a week here at the Marriott for their
time share ownerships..2bedroom Suite..

Now I own on Kaui and Maui.

I went snorkeling at Black Beach, the swells are too high
for snorkeling, the water was warm as hell though

There was alot of surfers hitting the 3-4 footers along
the coastline today.

Amputate Your Head · 09-09-2002, 01:10 AM

went surfin' today down here in south Maui.... caught some nice ass waves.... had a fucking blast.... got lots of sun.... drank lots of beer.

Amputate Your Head · 09-09-2002, 01:11 AM

if you wanna hook up JR, we'll be out in front of the Hyatt at 9 am tomorrow for the jetski's... we'll be at the red umbrella.... I'm the guy covered with tattoos.

J.R. · 09-09-2002, 01:11 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
why the hell are you wearing socks here at all? Or even shoes for that matter? Or a shirt?

I am tourist man..lol

No, I was going to the lame time share thing
at our hotel this morning.

I was in Kona in May, I burned so damn bad swimming
with the dolphins that it fucking hurt for days.. It was the worse
burn I had ever had or gotten in my life. Never again.

I will fucking snorkel with it on, which I did today.,..

Amputate Your Head · 09-09-2002, 01:14 AM

why can't anyone spell Kaua'i right? It's not Kuaii, or Kuai,... it's Kaua'i.

J.R. · 09-09-2002, 01:14 AM

Where is the Hyatt at ?

Do you ride a Harley by chance, saw someone that
kind of looked like you yesterday or today up in this area
cruising..

Sure, I think I can swing by there for a bit.

RogerV · 09-09-2002, 01:14 AM

Damn I need a vacation

Amputate Your Head · 09-09-2002, 01:17 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by J.R.
Where is the Hyatt at ?

it's right next door to you bro.... it's the next resort over....
if you walk out past the pool, down to the Beachwalk, and go to the south past the Imu (pig pit), (opposite direction of Whalers) keep going..... you'll see the Hyatt.... keep going until you run into beach. You'll see sailboats and volleyball and shit right there at the end.... and a big red umbrella....

J.R. · 09-09-2002, 01:20 AM

Gotcha.. I think I walked over there yesterday..while we
were wondering passed the Marriott's Luau.

That hotel was pretty dead, most of them are quiet now except
the Marriott which is full of owners using their weeks.

Sure, I think we can swing by there in the a.m.

Amputate Your Head · 09-09-2002, 01:20 AM

in fact.... we're gonna park at the ramp at Whalers over there and walk right past the Marriot, so if you just wanna hang down at the breakfast bar, we'll be coming right by there.

eru · 09-09-2002, 01:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

it's right next door to you bro.... it's the next resort over....
if you walk out past the pool, down to the Beachwalk, and go to the south past the Imu (pig pit), (opposite direction of Whalers) keep going..... you'll see the Hyatt.... keep going until you run into beach. You'll see sailboats and volleyball and shit right there at the end.... and a big red umbrella....

AMP's covered in dragons.

J.R. · 09-09-2002, 01:24 AM

I am guessing your reffering to the over priced breakfast
bar at my hotel...lol..

Sure, what time ?

I will watch for you.. since I guess I can't miss your tats..

Amputate Your Head · 09-09-2002, 01:29 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by J.R.
I am guessing your reffering to the over priced breakfast
bar at my hotel...lol..

Sure, what time ?

I will watch for you.. since I guess I can't miss your tats..

we're probly gonna be comin' by about 8:30... we're supposed to get checked in down at the umbrella at 8:30 so we can ride by 9.... but those guys have zero sense of time, so we're gonna be wingin' it no matter what...

ummmm..... lemme see... yeah, I got a shitload of tats.... I shaved my head so I have almost no hair,... I'll be with a cute blonde in a bikini.... and I'll wear my red and silver Rusty board shorts tomorrow.

J.R. · 09-09-2002, 01:33 AM

Ok.. I'll be there with my wife around 8:15 or so..
just look for the guy in the pic above.. that will be me..

I'll be closest to the water in the seating area, if the old
people don't hog all the chairs like this morning..

Off to bed, long day today..
I was down in your area for dinner, went to Tony Roma's for
some greasy ribs..

roseyrid · 09-09-2002, 01:33 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by eru

AMP's covered in dragons.

they're pedes, not dragons...

Amputate Your Head · 09-09-2002, 01:36 AM

right on.. see ya in the morning...

so you bought into the Ocean Club huh.. how you like it so far? They got the best pool on the whole island hands down in my opinion. And a killer staff. Very nice place....

J.R. · 09-09-2002, 01:42 AM

Seems pretty nice so far.. I bought at their Beach Club in Kaua'i
a few years back, Ocean View. I haven't stayed their yet though.
I always trade for other spots, like here.

Now, I own here so I can come here often as I want, more or less.
I have checked out a lot of hotels on this beach, nothing I have
seen is nearly as nice as this place!

Top Notch place.. nice staff as well.

Amputate Your Head · 09-09-2002, 01:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by J.R.
I was down in your area for dinner, went to Tony Roma's for
some greasy ribs..

lol..... Tony Romas rocks... it's about a mile from my place here.

Amputate Your Head · 09-09-2002, 01:48 AM

We went to Longhi's down in Wailea tonight for dinner.... goin' on a sunset cocktail cruise on the Pride of Maui on Tuesday night out of Maalea Harbor.....

Amputate Your Head · 09-09-2002, 01:49 AM

I got a couple friends staying at the Westin, right next door to you..... lol

J.R. · 09-09-2002, 01:50 AM

I rented a Condo just down the road towards your area
back in May of 1999.

A lady in my hometown owns a Condo across from the beach,
down near the last stores just before it becomes just roads
etc. Nice place, ocean view.

About a mile or so I would guess.

Have you checked that Farmers Market by you ?
They have some killer fruits and baked goods.

I am gonna go by there for sure tom. afternoon.

Amputate Your Head · 09-09-2002, 01:52 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by J.R.
I am gonna go by there for sure tom. afternoon.

haven't been to the market yet, but every time I go by it I'm dying to go in there.....

once we get back from jetskiing tomorrow, we'll probly just be kickin' it on the Kam 3 beach across the street from my place here the rest of the afternoon.... she'll be sunning and I'll be bodyboarding.

J.R. · 09-09-2002, 01:53 AM

Nice..

We went walking down there around 8pm tonight.
I drove past Longhi's like 3 times looking for a place
to park.

I stopped doing Cocktail cruises after I got royally sick
on one a few years back, needless to say that I don't drink
Heiniken anymore..lol

Other then that, I am fine. I go on the Disney Cruise alot
with my kids..

Amputate Your Head · 09-09-2002, 01:58 AM

alright man.... I'll see ya in the morning... I gotta crash here cuz I got another day of hard playing in paradise tomorrow and I gotta get up hella early to drive way the fuck over to your side... lol

c ya bright n' early.

J.R. · 09-09-2002, 01:58 AM

The farmers market has some kool shit to eat, It's one
of the few places I like to check out.

I bought some useless shit at the Maui Plantation today, then
we went to Tony Romas for some ribs..

I know the island pretty well, its my favorite island to visit.
I come here atleast once year if I can, this time 2 times.
Althought, we may be back in Dec. 26 - Jan. 2 with more family.

A family trip.. ughh.. Porn Daddy here always gets the bills since
I make 50X more then anyone else in my wife's family.

J.R. · 09-09-2002, 01:59 AM

later..

quiet · 09-09-2002, 02:13 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by J.R.
Nice.. I bought a week here at the Marriott for their
time share ownerships..2bedroom Suite..

Now I own on Kaui and Maui.

I went snorkeling at Black Beach, the swells are too high
for snorkeling, the water was warm as hell though
There was alot of surfers hitting the 3-4 footers along
the coastline today.

ugh, time share??? do you have a link to what who you bought from? just curious... thanks

Amputate Your Head · 09-09-2002, 02:16 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by quiet

ugh, time share??? do you have a link to what who you bought from? just curious... thanks

trust me bro... he bought into the best place possible on all of Maui. I'm not a big fan of time shares, but the Maui Ocean Club at the Marriot is 5 fucking star.

quiet · 09-09-2002, 02:19 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

trust me bro... he bought into the best place possible on all of Maui. I'm not a big fan of time shares, but the Maui Ocean Club at the Marriot is 5 fucking star.

that's basically why i asked if someone has a link to more detailed info. just wanted a little more info.

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J.R. WantBoobs.com Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Calif & Washington Posts: 3,472	Ka'anapali area. Thats the nicest beaches, not too many cute girls here now.. it's the slow season now. If you need mature content, you would get lots of it..lol Last edited by J.R.; 09-08-2002 at 10:15 PM..

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Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	I was at the Marriot yesterday for breakfast..... gonna be at the Hyatt tomorrow morning for some jetski action. __________________ SIG TOO BIG

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J.R. WantBoobs.com Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Calif & Washington Posts: 3,472	Yes, they are.. I bought them at Costco.. I think I paid $12.00 for 8 of them, I will tell you what, I will give you one..

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quiet we'll miss you our friend. RIP Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Fernie, BC Posts: 25,115	what hotel are you staying at? high speed internet access?

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J.R. WantBoobs.com Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Calif & Washington Posts: 3,472	Marriott.. No high speed here, I doubt they have it in many places.. I do get 50k connect..lol I am cruising now..LOL

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Kanoealoha Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Happy Valley Posts: 1,261	Which part of Maui? Lahina? Kahului? or Kihei? Enjoy the Islands and the Girls

09-08-2002, 10:21 PM	#12
Kanoealoha Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Happy Valley Posts: 1,261	LOL lots of mature content...Oahu definately will have more content...but they'll all be asian looking though...not that thats bad ;) Keep looking i'm sure theres something... I saw lots when i lived in Hawaii Enjoy the sun and don't get papa'a(burnt)

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Sly_RJ Live Hard - Die Hard Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Ready to leave... Posts: 17,042	I... I don't know what to say. J.R. is buying new Jags and $750k houses, but settles for $12 tube socks. Wow... I'm still in shock.

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Kanoealoha Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Happy Valley Posts: 1,261	Ala Moana haha lots of tourist gotta love ala moana... How about Pearlridge??? Haven't been on Oahu for about a year or so... How is it all?? Aloha!

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kmanrox aka K-Man Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: The Gutter Posts: 29,292	nobody cares that you are in hawaii JR... actually.. nodoby likes you... ever notice that?

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BJ Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: asia Posts: 5,590	remind me to have fun in hawaii (rather be in kauii)

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Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	why the hell are you wearing socks here at all? Or even shoes for that matter? Or a shirt? __________________ SIG TOO BIG

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J.R. WantBoobs.com Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Calif & Washington Posts: 3,472	Nice.. I bought a week here at the Marriott for their time share ownerships..2bedroom Suite.. Now I own on Kaui and Maui. I went snorkeling at Black Beach, the swells are too high for snorkeling, the water was warm as hell though There was alot of surfers hitting the 3-4 footers along the coastline today.

09-09-2002, 01:10 AM	#23
Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	went surfin' today down here in south Maui.... caught some nice ass waves.... had a fucking blast.... got lots of sun.... drank lots of beer. __________________ SIG TOO BIG

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Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	if you wanna hook up JR, we'll be out in front of the Hyatt at 9 am tomorrow for the jetski's... we'll be at the red umbrella.... I'm the guy covered with tattoos. __________________ SIG TOO BIG

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Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	why can't anyone spell Kaua'i right? It's not Kuaii, or Kuai,... it's Kaua'i. __________________ SIG TOO BIG

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RogerV Banned! Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 12,591	Damn I need a vacation

09-09-2002, 01:20 AM	#30
J.R. WantBoobs.com Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Calif & Washington Posts: 3,472	Gotcha.. I think I walked over there yesterday..while we were wondering passed the Marriott's Luau. That hotel was pretty dead, most of them are quiet now except the Marriott which is full of owners using their weeks. Sure, I think we can swing by there in the a.m.

09-09-2002, 01:24 AM	#33
J.R. WantBoobs.com Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Calif & Washington Posts: 3,472	I am guessing your reffering to the over priced breakfast bar at my hotel...lol.. Sure, what time ? I will watch for you.. since I guess I can't miss your tats..

09-09-2002, 01:33 AM	#35
J.R. WantBoobs.com Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Calif & Washington Posts: 3,472	Ok.. I'll be there with my wife around 8:15 or so.. just look for the guy in the pic above.. that will be me.. I'll be closest to the water in the seating area, if the old people don't hog all the chairs like this morning.. Off to bed, long day today.. I was down in your area for dinner, went to Tony Roma's for some greasy ribs..

09-09-2002, 01:36 AM	#37
Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	right on.. see ya in the morning... so you bought into the Ocean Club huh.. how you like it so far? They got the best pool on the whole island hands down in my opinion. And a killer staff. Very nice place.... __________________ SIG TOO BIG

09-09-2002, 01:42 AM	#38
J.R. WantBoobs.com Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Calif & Washington Posts: 3,472	Seems pretty nice so far.. I bought at their Beach Club in Kaua'i a few years back, Ocean View. I haven't stayed their yet though. I always trade for other spots, like here. Now, I own here so I can come here often as I want, more or less. I have checked out a lot of hotels on this beach, nothing I have seen is nearly as nice as this place! Top Notch place.. nice staff as well.

09-09-2002, 01:48 AM	#40
Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	We went to Longhi's down in Wailea tonight for dinner.... goin' on a sunset cocktail cruise on the Pride of Maui on Tuesday night out of Maalea Harbor..... __________________ SIG TOO BIG

09-09-2002, 01:49 AM	#41
Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	I got a couple friends staying at the Westin, right next door to you..... lol __________________ SIG TOO BIG

09-09-2002, 01:50 AM	#42
J.R. WantBoobs.com Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Calif & Washington Posts: 3,472	I rented a Condo just down the road towards your area back in May of 1999. A lady in my hometown owns a Condo across from the beach, down near the last stores just before it becomes just roads etc. Nice place, ocean view. About a mile or so I would guess. Have you checked that Farmers Market by you ? They have some killer fruits and baked goods. I am gonna go by there for sure tom. afternoon.

09-09-2002, 01:53 AM	#44
J.R. WantBoobs.com Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Calif & Washington Posts: 3,472	Nice.. We went walking down there around 8pm tonight. I drove past Longhi's like 3 times looking for a place to park. I stopped doing Cocktail cruises after I got royally sick on one a few years back, needless to say that I don't drink Heiniken anymore..lol Other then that, I am fine. I go on the Disney Cruise alot with my kids..

09-09-2002, 01:58 AM	#45
Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	alright man.... I'll see ya in the morning... I gotta crash here cuz I got another day of hard playing in paradise tomorrow and I gotta get up hella early to drive way the fuck over to your side... lol c ya bright n' early. __________________ SIG TOO BIG

09-09-2002, 01:59 AM	#47
J.R. WantBoobs.com Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Calif & Washington Posts: 3,472	later..