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calmlikeabomb · 08-16-2007, 12:12 AM

Anyone hiring a programmer(s)? FL

I'll make this short - I just finished coding another CMS. Looking over the features list, screen shots, flash tutorials, etc may help provide some insight of the work I'm capable of: http://www.calmdev.com/jfc-ms/ ( www.topshit.com )

Turning 21 years of age on December 31st 2007, currently enrolled and attending Brevard Community College full time for Computer Programming and Analysis + Database Technology. More information about me here.

I've had a few good opportunities from here in the past, but all were in house positions and I simply can't leave Florida - 1 semester away from my first AS degree. Unfortunately, my decision to choose college over relocating for work has pushed me further into the ground.

Tomorrow I will be canceling blockbuster, rhapsody, cell phone, xbox live, and a couple credit cards I've been living off of leaving me with only car and insurance payments. On August 17th my server is disconnected due to non-payment. I'm worried that I'm destroying my credit, due to all of the late payments and bills. In bed I sweat, in fear that I may loose my car. I'm too young to be doing this to myself.

I'm proficient with, and would like to seek a position programming web application using the following technologies: PHP4-5 (OOP), MySQL & AJAX.

If there is any interest, I'm looking for a steady $600 per week or approximately $15 per hour.

If not, well, then it's been a good 3 years GFY, but it's time for me to move on and try to find similar work locally (will be my first offline position).

Thanks for your time,

Levi

Email: [email protected]
AIM: calmdev

PS - sorry for cross posting, just trying to get a little exposure. My threads often go unnoticed.

pr0 · 08-16-2007, 12:21 AM

hit me up i'll hook you up with hosting on one of my many servers

aim: pr0 bd

keep your head up....your ability to recover from adversity is what makes you a man

RazorSharpe · 08-16-2007, 12:45 AM

Hi Levi,

Contact me (ICQ: 125 / 48 / 3218). I may have a project or two for you if you're interested.

Cheers ...

sandman! · 08-16-2007, 12:53 AM

i got a few things i could use done hit me up on icq 14420613 tomorow i can probably keep you busy for a week or 2.

fris · 08-16-2007, 04:43 AM

i recommend levi to anyone, hes worked on my cms for the past 2 months, i have been extremely happy with the results, easy to work with, great guy to do business with.

calmlikeabomb · 08-16-2007, 09:53 AM

Nice, to see respectful people in here and not a single person on my ignore list.

Just found out I didn't qualify for financial aid this semester so I gotta obtain $501 by the days end for the tuition payment plan or my classes get dropped.

Soon as I can figure out what I'm gonna do about that, I will be in touch with everyone.

Btw, for people emailing me - Yes I have experience with windows programming and C++, but don't enjoy doing it.

Thanks again guys,
Levi

Forest · 08-16-2007, 10:05 AM

i have a few projects i need programming for comming up

hit me up

gwidomains · 08-22-2007, 10:41 AM

calm dev you around? hit me on e-mail gwidomains at gmail.com

Bama · 08-22-2007, 11:49 AM

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=762581

Evil-Dan · 08-22-2007, 11:54 AM

Hello Levi

I am based in Fort Lauderdale and plan on opening an office in about a month from now.

I will be looking for a team of staff, so if you want to meet up for a chat hit me up

evildan666 at gmail dotcom

icq 92462894

I am currently up in Montreal and will be back home on the 29th

fris · 12-05-2007, 09:56 PM

I retract my statement, I WOULDNT recommend anyone to calmdev, he fucked me over 3 months of work on a content management system.

ran off with the code and my money, and apparently sold the code to other people and is ignoring them too.

Babaganoosh · 12-05-2007, 09:57 PM

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...=calmlikeabomb

Still someone you'd want to hire?

calmlikeabomb · 12-05-2007, 10:00 PM

To whom it may concern,

I'm no longer looking for a job.

Babaganoosh · 12-05-2007, 10:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by calmlikeabomb

To whom it may concern,

I'm no longer looking for a job.

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 12-05-2007, 10:08 PM

bump since levi is back most likely hoping everyone forgot

fris · 12-05-2007, 10:09 PM

companies dont hire scammers

baddog · 12-06-2007, 12:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by calmlikeabomb

Nice, to see respectful people in here and not a single person on my ignore list.

Spoke too soon, and I have lots of jobs available.

Oh well.

V_RocKs · 12-06-2007, 02:34 AM

What I cannot even begin to fathom is why do people with skills work for others instead of taking their livelihoods into their own hands and code their own shit to make serious money?

pr0 · 12-06-2007, 02:46 AM

v_rocks......shhhh

how am i supposed to hire cheap labor with your ass around?

remember, programmers can program

they can't program creativity......

The Duck · 12-06-2007, 03:20 AM

im looking for a coder.

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 12-06-2007, 02:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kandah

im looking for a coder.

this guy is not your answer, unless you wanna get screwed over horribly

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 12-06-2007, 02:14 PM

You built a CMS system.

Take that fucker and sell it to you are blue in the face.
Hell offer it for free so long as you can have to ad spots on any site that uses the software. Think of specials, think of lower rates think of anything that can sell it.

Ya can pull threw easily enough with coding skills.

Good luck, it appears as though you actually have talent.

xmas13 · 12-06-2007, 02:45 PM

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showpo...7&postcount=53

This story made my day. I was also looking for a coder.....!!!!!!

08-16-2007, 12:12 AM	#1
calmlikeabomb Confirmed User Join Date: May 2004 Location: SW Palm Bay, Florida Posts: 1,323	Anyone hiring a programmer(s)? FL Anyone hiring a programmer(s)? FL I'll make this short - I just finished coding another CMS. Looking over the features list, screen shots, flash tutorials, etc may help provide some insight of the work I'm capable of: http://www.calmdev.com/jfc-ms/ ( www.topshit.com ) Turning 21 years of age on December 31st 2007, currently enrolled and attending Brevard Community College full time for Computer Programming and Analysis + Database Technology. More information about me here. I've had a few good opportunities from here in the past, but all were in house positions and I simply can't leave Florida - 1 semester away from my first AS degree. Unfortunately, my decision to choose college over relocating for work has pushed me further into the ground. Tomorrow I will be canceling blockbuster, rhapsody, cell phone, xbox live, and a couple credit cards I've been living off of leaving me with only car and insurance payments. On August 17th my server is disconnected due to non-payment. I'm worried that I'm destroying my credit, due to all of the late payments and bills. In bed I sweat, in fear that I may loose my car. I'm too young to be doing this to myself. I'm proficient with, and would like to seek a position programming web application using the following technologies: PHP4-5 (OOP), MySQL & AJAX. If there is any interest, I'm looking for a steady $600 per week or approximately $15 per hour. If not, well, then it's been a good 3 years GFY, but it's time for me to move on and try to find similar work locally (will be my first offline position). Thanks for your time, Levi Email: [email protected] AIM: calmdev PS - sorry for cross posting, just trying to get a little exposure. My threads often go unnoticed. __________________ subarus.

08-16-2007, 12:21 AM	#2
pr0 rockin tha trailerpark Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: ~Coastal~ Posts: 23,088	hit me up i'll hook you up with hosting on one of my many servers aim: pr0 bd keep your head up....your ability to recover from adversity is what makes you a man __________________ __________ Loadedca$h - get sum! - Revengebucks - mmm rebills! - webair (gotz sErVrz)

08-16-2007, 12:45 AM	#3
RazorSharpe Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Scotland Posts: 2,238	Hi Levi, Contact me (ICQ: 125 / 48 / 3218). I may have a project or two for you if you're interested. Cheers ... __________________ Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.

08-16-2007, 04:43 AM	#5
fris Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 55,372	i recommend levi to anyone, hes worked on my cms for the past 2 months, i have been extremely happy with the results, easy to work with, great guy to do business with. __________________ Since 1999: 69 Adult Industry awards for Best Hosting Company and professional excellence. WP Stuff

08-16-2007, 09:53 AM	#6
calmlikeabomb Confirmed User Join Date: May 2004 Location: SW Palm Bay, Florida Posts: 1,323	Nice, to see respectful people in here and not a single person on my ignore list. Just found out I didn't qualify for financial aid this semester so I gotta obtain $501 by the days end for the tuition payment plan or my classes get dropped. Soon as I can figure out what I'm gonna do about that, I will be in touch with everyone. Btw, for people emailing me - Yes I have experience with windows programming and C++, but don't enjoy doing it. Thanks again guys, Levi __________________ subarus.

08-16-2007, 12:53 AM	#4
sandman! Icq: 14420613 Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: chicago Posts: 15,432	i got a few things i could use done hit me up on icq 14420613 tomorow i can probably keep you busy for a week or 2.

08-16-2007, 10:05 AM	#7
Forest Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Hollywood Fl. Posts: 9,004	i have a few projects i need programming for comming up hit me up

08-22-2007, 10:41 AM	#8
gwidomains Confirmed User Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 426	calm dev you around? hit me on e-mail gwidomains at gmail.com

08-22-2007, 11:49 AM	#9
Bama Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Redmond, WA Posts: 2,727	http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=762581

08-22-2007, 11:54 AM	#10
Evil-Dan Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Lots of different places Posts: 464	Hello Levi I am based in Fort Lauderdale and plan on opening an office in about a month from now. I will be looking for a team of staff, so if you want to meet up for a chat hit me up evildan666 at gmail dotcom icq 92462894 I am currently up in Montreal and will be back home on the 29th __________________ Evil Is As Evil Does

12-05-2007, 09:56 PM	#11
fris Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 55,372	I retract my statement, I WOULDNT recommend anyone to calmdev, he fucked me over 3 months of work on a content management system. ran off with the code and my money, and apparently sold the code to other people and is ignoring them too. __________________ Since 1999: 69 Adult Industry awards for Best Hosting Company and professional excellence. WP Stuff

12-05-2007, 09:57 PM	#12
Babaganoosh ♥♥♥ Likes Hugs ♥♥♥ Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: /home Posts: 15,841	http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...=calmlikeabomb Still someone you'd want to hire? __________________ I like pie.

12-05-2007, 10:00 PM	#13
calmlikeabomb Confirmed User Join Date: May 2004 Location: SW Palm Bay, Florida Posts: 1,323	To whom it may concern, I'm no longer looking for a job. __________________ subarus.

12-05-2007, 10:08 PM	#15
Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE MOBILE PORN: IMOBILEPORN Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Tinseltown NL Posts: 16,502	bump since levi is back most likely hoping everyone forgot

12-05-2007, 10:09 PM	#16
fris Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 55,372	companies dont hire scammers __________________ Since 1999: 69 Adult Industry awards for Best Hosting Company and professional excellence. WP Stuff

12-06-2007, 02:34 AM	#18
V_RocKs Damn Right I Kiss Ass! Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Cowtown, USA Posts: 32,422	What I cannot even begin to fathom is why do people with skills work for others instead of taking their livelihoods into their own hands and code their own shit to make serious money?

12-06-2007, 02:46 AM	#19
pr0 rockin tha trailerpark Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: ~Coastal~ Posts: 23,088	v_rocks......shhhh how am i supposed to hire cheap labor with your ass around? remember, programmers can program they can't program creativity...... __________________ __________ Loadedca$h - get sum! - Revengebucks - mmm rebills! - webair (gotz sErVrz)

12-06-2007, 03:20 AM	#20
The Duck Adult Content Provider Industry Role: Join Date: May 2005 Location: Europe Posts: 18,243	im looking for a coder. __________________ Skype Horusmaia ICQ 41555245 Email [email protected]

12-06-2007, 02:14 PM	#22
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12-06-2007, 02:45 PM	#23
xmas13 Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: GFY Posts: 5,176	http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showpo...7&postcount=53 This story made my day. I was also looking for a coder.....!!!!!! __________________ ICQ 557504926